See How Many Webcam Sex Shows I Get?

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I had a brush with a webcam sex show from the famed Mr. Birthday Dick but it was all a hoax. First, he thought I was a guy (note: this journal is NOT titled "See How Many Gay Webcam Sex Shows I Get") and wouldn't show the goods. Perhaps MBD is just shy. I tend to think he just doesn't have a penis. I will retain this notion until proven otherwise.

Also, I got 2 sex shows (one hetero, one lesbo) and I enjoyed them thoroughly. Furthermore, I saw two famed IRC'ers HUMPING "PONY" STYLE.

Needless to say, I could probably write a journal called "See How Much Hand I Get"...

Brushes (but false alarms) with webcam sex shows: 1
Real webcam sex shows seen: 30 minutes
Webcam sex shows in holding pattern: 0, so far
Days without webcam sex shows: 0

 

[L D]

So I finally got myself a webcam. You'd think that would help me in my quest for seeing live webcam sex shows...but it didn't.

In fact, the only live webcam sex show I saw was myself. I put on some tunes, fired up the cam (so I could watch myself on my computer) and danced the dirty dance that is called seduction.

I seduced myself.

However, I would rather seduce someone with a penis.

Also, for a moment I thought I was going to achieve my goal, when watching a particular IRC couple. However, their exploits were to take place elsewhere, leaving me with nothing but a blank screen. So sad.

Brushes (but false alarms) with webcam sex shows: 1
Real webcam sex shows seen: 30 minutes of pure glory
Real webcam sex shows seen of self: 13 hours
Webcam sex shows in holding pattern: Still 0 (so unfortunate)
Days without webcam sex shows: 2

 

[L D]

So...I haven't updated in awhile because, well, I ain't been getting none!

Plus, my current broke-as-fuck state forced me to *gasp* return my webcam.

Thus, I must end this journal.

It's been a fun three posts, but all good things must come to an end (unless of course, someone wishes to buy me a new webcam...).

The Final Tally:
Brushes (but false alarms) with webcam sex shows: 1
Real webcam sex shows seen: 30 minutes of pure glory
Real webcam sex shows seen of self: 13 hours
Webcam sex shows in holding pattern: Still 0 (so unfortunate)
Days without webcam sex shows: Countless