Sean Taylor arrested for DUI

mattpack

Like a fat kid love cake
#1
Wow - we're all here for you if you need us, Sean.
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ASHBURN, Va. -- The tumultuous year of Sean Taylor hit a new low in the early hours Thursday when he was arrested on a drunken driving charge.

Taylor was stopped by a state trooper at about 2:45 a.m. ET, on Washington's Interstate 495 beltway. Lt. Harry Newlin of the Virginia State Police said the officer suspected Taylor had been drinking.

"He failed some field sobriety tests, was subsequently arrested for driving under the influence," Newlin said. "He refused a breath test, so he was charged with driving under the influence and refusal of a breath test."

Taylor was held for four hours in the Fairfax County Jail and released on $5,000 bond at 10 a.m. His mug shot shows him wearing a black T-shirt with two star-shaped earrings.

Taylor is due in court Dec. 1. A first offense is punishable by up to one year in prison and-or a $2,500 fine.

"It's unfortunate, but we're a family here, and we'll stick behind Sean," friend Marcus Washington said. "Young guys sometimes make mistakes, and we always talk about that with the decisions you make, you have to accept the consequences. I know he will. He'll learn from his mistake and come back and play well for us."

"He's a good kid. He's been a pleasure to work with," Gregg Williams said. "The thing I deal with -- in the classroom and on the field of play, he's fun to be around. The things off the field, I don't deal with those things."


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VarietyUndrgrnd

@the Parkside Lounge
#5
Sigh.

Both Sean Taylors are Sean Michael Taylor.

Congratulations on totally fucking up my heightening of the game, gimproviser.

(This is also how Chris and I do scenes.)
 

Mo Nose

Paradox in a pantsuit
#7
You and Chris's improvising style reminds me of Thanksgiving dinners at my home, which reminds me of DUI's or DWI's depending upon where we're having Thanksgiving dinners.

I knew I shouldn't have given Sean that last shot ... I'm an enabler.
 

Erin

Belle of Kilronan
#9
Come home, Sean.

We miss you. We love you. We promise that things will be better. Just come home. Let us take care of you.

Love,
Mom Dad and Sibling
 
#14
Mo Nose said:
Jesus has neither siblings nor a drinking problem.
The dude used his divine power to turn gallons and gallons of perfectly good, hard-to-come-by water into wine. I'd call that alcoholism. Also, he had 4 brothers and an unspecified number of sisters, but they were teetotalers.
 

Mo Nose

Paradox in a pantsuit
#15
Ute Giddeon said:
The dude used his divine power to turn gallons and gallons of perfectly good, hard-to-come-by water into wine. I'd call that alcoholism. Also, he had 4 brothers and an unspecified number of sisters, but they were teetotalers.
Oh ... so now HALF SIBLINGS count? Whatevs.

And, the big JC, didn't DRINK it, he was designated donkey driver, duh.
 
#16
Mo Nose said:
And, the big JC, didn't DRINK it, he was designated donkey driver, duh.
That's what the mormons want you to believe. I don't buy it.

Half-siblings; that's an interesting point. Like conventional half-siblings, Jesus only shares with them the genes of one parent. But unlike normal half-siblings, that maternal contribution accounts for his entire biological genetic makeup; he's as related to the children of Mary and Joseph as he could possibly be.
 
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Mo Nose

Paradox in a pantsuit
#17
Ute Giddeon said:
That's what the mormons want you to believe. I don't buy it.

Half-siblings; that's an interesting point. Like conventional half-siblings, Jesus only shares with them them genes of one parent. But unlike normal half-siblings, that maternal contribution accounts for his entire biological genetic makeup.
I think he just drank responsibly - unlike Sean Taylor who is a complete drunk.

I only have half-sibs and I like to pretend they don't exist, like Jesus did.

Wow, Jesus and I have something in common and Sean and I have something in common.
 

PairOfSox

Active Member
#18
I'm going to dinner with an alleged fellon tonight. Wonderful. What will this do for my reputation? Maybe I'll get some street cred., because clearly my halloween costume isn't going to do it for me.

 
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