Save The Date!

[Alonzo Mosley]

Soon, very soon, I will be posting a very special announcement. Right here in this subforum.

But, in the meantime, you will want to save

Friday, March 3
From 9PM on...
And, you will want to start collecting aluminum cans, 'coz you're gonna need ten bucks.​

And start working on getting a ride to University City.

And that's all I can tell you for now.










Oh, I can tell you one thing.

There is a very real chance that Matt Nelson will bring peace to the planet that night.

 

[Alonzo Mosley]

I'm still not ready to post my MAJOR ANNOUNCEMENT... (Which all of y'all already know anyway.)

But, as one of my first coaches once said,

I PITY the fool that hasn't saved the date.

For more information, please read this thread's FAQ:

What date?

Friday, March 3​

The WHOLE live-long day????

Nah, just starting at 9PM​

I'm sold! Where do I have to be?

University City. Near 40th and Walnut. The Rotunda, in fact.​

I've been saving my allowance for weeks! I already have six dollars!

Well, you better spend the weekend on your knees... It's gonna cost you ten dollars to get in. But trust me - whatever you have to do to 'earn' that ten dollars will be worth it. You will thank me for years to come.​

What's this nonsense about Matt Nelson, Peacemaker?

The sonuvabitch looks so much like Bono, he thinks he is Bono.​

This isn't going to be another one of those nights where you say we've got plans, and we wind up in torn cocktail dresses, runny mascara, choking on our own blood, on the side of the Atlantic City Expressway, is it?????

Ummm..... No.​

 

[Alonzo Mosley]

Stop reading this thread.

Read this one instead.