Let the record show that my previous post in this thread is also my 227th post to be thanked. Which is why I would prefer that instead of referring to it as "the post where Jed made fun of the mulch-stuffed petri dish that Rosie, when coherent, calls her vagina," it would be nicer to just call it "Jed's Marla Gibbs post."
Which, in some ways, works without the explanation.
In summation: Rosie, warsh yer ass.