Roomie's Dyslexic Quotes

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July 1, 2002

"I sit better when I'm sewing down." said to Becky at work yesterday.

Roomie is a big sewer, hence the reference.

July 3, 2002

"I'll hang the dress over the room of the door you're in, ma'am." said to a customer. Thankfully, she thought it was funny. I have yet to live the last one down at work.

October 19, 2002

"They have a first time scratch fee." - she meant to say they have a first time visit fee, but we were talking about my cat and her scratching so that's why she said that.
 
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