jlang said:
The only thing I found was a faded green rolling chair which is located backstage.
Yeah, that's not it. Thank you so much for trying though!
Is someone reading this as they are sitting in my beloved chair? Oh how thy show will crumble without thee. What a simply delightful birthday present it would be for the chair to magically return to the theater! I wouldn't care how it left in first place. I would just be so happy to have my precious chair back. The preciousssss.
My apologies, I have a horrendous cold and I'm on Dayquil.

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