Rockenstern & X Plus One this Saturday and all May @ the PIT

TC

tired of fighting
#23
In tonight's show, MB pantomimed a sexual act in front of an audience full of old people. Then she played her ukelele and sang some lovely songs she had written about hot-air balloons and fairy tales.

Virgin or whore? Come to our next show and decide.
 
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anodar

radon backwards
#27
Last week we had a number that featured female masturbation.

Lesbians! Masturbation! What'll happen next? See for yourself this Saturday night!
 
#30
Is it me? Or do these shows keep getting better? I'm still singing "Let the Hormones Rip" and that was from two weeks ago! Plus, I hear this weeks surprises are even more amazing than ever!
 
#32
Dear Thread,

My boyfriend will be out of town this weekend, and I have nothing to do on Saturday night at 8pm. Is this the show for me?

Also, will you hold my hand and keep me from being lonely?
 

LuluB

PUPPY HEAD!
#33
Dear Lauren,

I can't speak for thread, but I'm pretty sure that the collective Rockenstern and X Plus One could do some mean comforting and hand holding. This show is most assuredly for you.

erika
 

anodar

radon backwards
#39
Lauren and Dan-

In honor of your appearances, X Plus One is having a couple of special guest stars this week! Who? Who? Let's just say you may want to do some filing in "The Office" under "PCR," but it may cause a "Rumble."

Plus I have a new dress.
 

LuluB

PUPPY HEAD!
#40
ooooooh, anne has a new dress and i have a new cold! but i'm a trooper, a singing trooper, for you Rockenstern/X Plus One audience.

erika
 
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