Riding the Rails

#1
There are currently 17 members of Pennyfeather Caboose. This may be a problem. It hasn't been an issue until now, until all 17 of us started getting the urge to perform. After a couple of weeks of working together, 16 of us got the urge to get on stage during the week of August 2nd. Our 17th member held out though. Actually he said, "Give me the weekend", to which the other 16 were cool with.

However, when Monday came, and we asked him for his answer, the guy said, "I still don't know." Then we all forgot about it for a week or so, but then I remembered and called the guy, and he finally agreed. Which made it official: All 17 of us were on the same page. Pennyfeather Caboose (PC) needs to start performing.

And, why 17 members you ask? Well that's an interesting story.

As some people may already know, the idea to put PC together stems from a conversation a couple of us had late one night at McManus. It was after class, and we were all still in that “you’re probably a cool person but I can’t 100% confirm that assumption yet” stage, but we were having great conversation, so it was a good time. We were taking turns reminding the table the facts that we all talked about the week before: where we were from, or where we went to college, or what our favorite hobbies are. By 1:00 am, there were only 6 of us left in one of those round booths. And we got more beer.

For some reason we got on the subject of rail travel and then decided to never get off the topic. It was really weird actually. Most of us knew a lot more about the country’s rail history that we thought. So then we started playing a game, which I honestly thought wouldn’t work, but to our surprise, did. The six of us (4 guys, 2 girls) took turns describing our personal favorite Rail Engines (steam, diesel, or electric), and our favorite Rail Line.

I wrote down the answers, although I didn’t document who said what:

Favorite Engines: 2-10-2 1915 Baldwin, 4-6-4 Hudson Banner, Altoona 2-8-2 (The Zephyr), L & O Hammer 2-6-6-2, Erie John-Bull 4-6-6-4 (I do remember that was Becky’s), and mine: the 4-8-8-4 Allegheny Big Boy. It was tons of fun. Then someone asked, probably Becky, if there really was a Rock Island Line, and I assured her there most certainly was.

The next day we started emailing each other back and forth, and again, rail travel dominated our email banter. Then someone brought up the story about the time, in 1912, a single Southern Pacific Limited 3-2-3 attempted to pull a 17 coalcar load up Norwalk Mountain. Needless to say it was a near impossible stunt, and after of a two-hour struggle, the SPL 323 wrecked around a narrow stretch of track. The tragedy is now referred to as The Wreck of the Ole 17.

Anyway, we started thinking about what it takes to get a job done (whether in practice or during a performance), and the fact that no one can do much on their own. As a single engine. And perhaps if the SP Limited had used some of its friends, and perhaps many SP Limiteds linked their power together, they would have made it up to the top of that mountain. And then we had some more lame conversation.

And then we just all decided that Pennyfeather Caboose needs to be a 17-member team. Yeah, we know. It’s not going to be easy, and its going to be a lot of work and much determination is needed, but if we all work hard together, we will eventually reach the top. Of something. Perhaps an improv mountain.

After the six of us had the same group vision, we all set out to recruit new Pennyfeather Caboose members. Rule one: be picky. Don’t just invite anyone into the group. Be smart, selective. Choose friends who you think are talented and cool. Or go to new team and talk to the players who made you laugh after their show. Rule two: don’t rush the invite. If you find someone you like, have a drink with that person. Or at least a brief email conversation. Rule three: A usually dormant love of railroad nostalgia is great, but it’s not a requirement to be accepted into the group. We just want committed, dedicated people.

Three weeks after our Pennyfeather search, we finally settled on the “final” 17. And again, we arranged to meet at McManus on a Monday, for a group bonding over beer and burgers. Then we quickly arranged a full group rehearsal on Wednesday. And amazingly, all 17 of us made it. We warmed up and jumped into 2 person scenes. We went for about 45 minutes and honestly, I think we were all a bit stunned at the instant chemistry. It wasn’t great chemistry, but it was a recognizable form of chemistry. Sure, there were problems. There was a lot of talking over each other, and stepping on each other’s walk-ons, I mean, HELL, we had 17 people in a tiny $15-an-hour studio in midtown, most of whom had never worked with anyone else in the room.

Three months and roughly 11 full-member practices later, all 17 of us are eager to hit the stage. Which we will hopefully be doing in the near future. Although now is where the problem lies. Stage space. Most of the venue options we have at hand right now offer very tiny stages. I mean, lets be honest, it's going to take some extra planning and research to find venues that can appropriately accommodate us. Thus the problems. Thus the Pennyfeather Caboose debut may be delayed a couple of weeks. Oh well- postitive outlook: more practice time.

More on our practices later...
 
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#2
After our first practice together, like I said before, it was good, but we all needed to start hitting the books if Pennyfeather Caboose was going to survive.

First order of business: Get on the same page. I mean, all 17 were all basically at the same level improv-wise, except for Becky, who had major denial problems. The groups collective improv skill and talent was not the major question. (It may be now- but that's for another post). No, what was the problem right off the bat was that only a handful of the 17 of us had any usable knowledge of trains and the history of the American railroad.

So, before anymore 3 line scenes, or groupgames, or character wheels, we needed a crash course in locomotives. I, of course, said I would do the first leg of initial research and then organize material into nice, neat folders for everyone. Those folders were then passed out to everyone at a meeting we arranged at someone's apartment.

It was just what the Caboose ordered. All of us hanging out, no thought of improv, with Jack & Coke's, and lots of train talk. The info packets were a great success. It mostly included lots of pictures of trains and of course, cabooses. However, it also included a brief history of the American railroads, and the evolution of industry, from its humble beginnings in the 1810's with the first ever John Bull to the Japanese Bullet Trains of today. I'm sure some major important train info was missed, but come on, I had 3 days to organize the folders, of course I'm going to miss things.

There were over 15 pictures of locomotives, but probably everyone's favorites were the cabooses. After all, we are Pennyfeather Caboose, our favorite pictures should be cabooses.

My favorite Caboose being a 1911 Ritter:


The party (study session) was fun, but again, we had major space problems. I mean, for Christ’s sake, there were 17 of us in someone's tiny studio apartment. There were lines for the bathroom, lines for the fridge, lines for the couch. I mean good thing everyone really likes the other members, otherwise this team would not still be around today.

After about 3 hours, and roughly 31 empty Solo cups that once held corn mash whiskey and coke, the 17 of us sat/stood around a computer and checked out a rail webcam that Becky had found the day before. It's a pretty cool web cam.. It's a west view of a 4-way rail crossing in Rochelle, IL. It could be the most active 4-way in the Midwest, as 100s of trains pass in front of the camera every single day.

Our first practice after our Railroad Cramfest, it was apparent that all of our collective hardwork and studying was going to pay off. We jumped into 45 minutes of 2 person scenes (enough time for all 17 of us to get at least 3 scenes), and, although the initial progress was small, it was there. Becky (it's always Becky)initiated a scene where she was a brakeman on a UP Diesel 2-3-2 and it was supported and yes anded appropriately. That may not seem like much, but it was cool. Just the week before, I believe I initiated a scene where I was a brakeman on a Santa Fe Steam 4-6-4 and my partner walked out and said, "uh, ok"....needless-to-say the scene went nowhere....

BUT, Pennyfeather was now on the right track....(get it)....and we have more-or-less stayed on that right track for the last couple of months. Now we just need a stage. That can hold all 17 members....

More on the practices later....
 
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#3
It took me months to find the IRC, but a couple of days ago I finally did. And, as you can see, I started posting immediately about my experiences with my team, Pennyfeather Caboose. My hope was to be allowed a couple of weeks to fully post and document the first three month history of the team, without the distraction of feeling obligated to also include in these posts, present day happenings. I mean, first-things-first, right.

Wait. Cool down. Maybe I could just combine both into each post. A lotta team history in regards to practices, meetings, scenes, and other stuff, AS WELL AS (I’m going to regret this), AS WELL AS, present day news/info/crisis’s. A merger, if-you-will. It’s worth a try. I mean, what would have happened to the future of Western NY rail travel, IF, in 1894, both the Findlay & Louisville and Chillicothe & Rochester railways had refused to merge? If they had said no to what proved to be part of the most brilliant strategic track plan in the early days of rail travel, the combining of the 400 miles of straight track along the shore of Lake Erie. Oh man, what if, indeed.

Ok, breathe. Problem solved. From now on my posts will included a bit of both: some team history for all of you history buffs, and some present day gossip for all you reality queens. I have no idea what that means. Let’s press on.

ANYWAY, all of this stems from the fact that one member of PC called me at 1:30 am last night, all emotional and frustrated about the Caboose. It’s just what I needed. Wait, I’m not going to hide the name, it was Becky. Becky called me, and she was crying and just needed to talk. Which is fine. Look, I like Becky a lot (if not love her a lot), and I consider her to be one of my dearest and closest friends on the ‘boose. I mean, we started Level 1 together. Oh, man, Level 1. I always forget about Level 1 until I think about it. God, the next time I’m around that much crappy improv (by crappy I mean not-too-good), it better be because I’m teaching it.

But it was a good class. Great people. I don’t remember a lot of their names now….I remember Dan, and possibly Susan….but again, don’t hold me to that. Anyway, I love Becky. The first scene we ever did together was a blast. I initiated that I was an old timey gold prospector counting his gold. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I know, how original. Look, I know, every Level 1 scene consists of either a gold prospector counting his gold or two retards driving a car. Still, I contend me and Becky’s gold prospector scene runs rings around any other.

It was fun:

Me: Oh, what a day. Look at all of the gold I found.
Becky: Wow, Merwin, that looks pretty nice.
Me: Pretty nice? That doesn’t sound like something you’d say. You’re trying to butter me up so that you can steal my gold.
Becky: Oh, lord, Merwin, am not. We’re best friends. I would never steal my best friend’s gold.
Me: You’ve never admitted we were best friends before. You’re stealing my gold I tell ya.
Becky: God, Merwin, come off it. Here, I made stew?
Me: Stew? You’ve never made stew before. You’ve let that gold get to your head.

And then it went on for another hilarious 3 minutes and ended to big applause. I felt great. The scene stood out, especially among the other gold prospector scenes of the evening. Which I am proud of. After class, at McManus, the scene dominated much of the table’s conversation. Becky and I refused to talk about it though. We just accepted complements and made eye contact with each other across the table.

Then everyone started to leave, but I made it clear that I was going to hang around some more, possibly get another beer, and drink it. I just assumed Becky would leave too, but she didn’t. She ordered another cider. Then the two of us slid into one of those round booths in the back. Actually the same booth from which Pennyfeather Caboose would practically be born 5 months later. Weird. Possibly.

Anyway, it was just me and her. And her pretty hair. We talked about music and TV and DR-6-4-20 "Sharknose" diesels. And then we kissed. Real quick. Then we finished our drinks and went home to our own, separate apartments. Which was completely appropriate.

But now to Becky’s late night phone call. Oh my god, it’s working. The merger. I just finished the history of Becky and I, and now Im making an ever-so smooth transition into the present gossip and/or crisis that is Becky. Sweet.

So Becky is frustrated by the fact that Pennyfeather Caboose has never had a coach. Indeed, we have gone through months of practices coach-less. Why this is? Well, there are many reasons.

1. Space. There is hardly enough space for just the 17 of us in a tiny rehearsal space, if we added that 18th body of a coach, we would be limited even more. All of our scenes would be “hey step into this coal closet with me” scenes.
2. There are 17 of us. That’s a lot of people to throw at a coach. It would take that coach weeks to remember all the names.
3. We didn’t think there was going to be a coach out there that could keep up with our ever growing use of railroad knowledge and train themes that dominate most of our scenes.

And, we’ve had a lot of great practices. I mean, structured, organized, disciplined practices. And, yeah, I know, we should have gotten a coach, but we never did, and then all 17 of us thought someone else was going to arrange it, but it never got arranged….jeez. I’m not mad at Becky. She’s just voicing the concern that probably all 17 of us feel, or have felt.

OK, Pennyfeather Caboose has two major issues at hand now: 1- find a coach and 2- find a venue that can handle all 17 of us…

Both we, as a whole, are fully committed to doing.

More on other things later....
 
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#4
Ok, everything with the 'boose is cool. Me and Becky are on the same page again, and the other 15 members of PC agreed with an email I sent out last night: "Let's find a coach". Ideally, we'd love to secure one before Wednesday, but that seems highly unlikely at this point. For one, most good coaches are booked Wednesday night, and secondly, we still have to find one that gels with our group vision.

Holy crap, group vision? Do we even still have one? I think we do, but with so many members of Pennyfeather Caboose, at times the group vision gets blurred. I mean, YES, there have been times during a practice (especially in our first month together), during a brilliant, hilarious, meaningful scene, where I looked around the room at everyone and thought to myself, "oh my, this is too good to be true". I remember one awesome scene in particular, I believe it was Matt (who's not in PC anymore) and Chris, during one of those early practices. Matt walked out and initiated that he was an engineer on a Missouri Pacific E6 7002 that was bound for Fort Smith, Ark, and that he was a bit behind schedule so he was going to "open up the throttle" some. Then Chris walked out, and opened the "door" to Matt's cab, and asked him if he was lonely. Then they played a lovely, sweet scene about a lonely, train engineer, and a 14 year-old girl who was, for some reason, concerned about this stranger.

I don't know, perhaps I remember the scene as being better (or more important) that it really was, but for some reason it just really stands out. I mean, Chris, who I consider an integral part of PC, made a very intelligent yes-and. Chris didn't take the easy road and play some conductor or another engineer, he played a random teenage girl, out of her element. Plus, I'm always impressed that Chris knew that the Missouri Pacific E6 7002 was indeed a passenger run. In fact, MP E6 was one of the first big-selling passenger diesels of it's kind, so it is totally justifiable that a teenage girl could have managed to sneak her way into the cab.

That being said, in no way does any member of Pennyfeather Caboose, including myself, condone any rail passenger trespassing into the highly dangerous cab of any locomotive.

Again, I don’t know. Does a group that is yet to perform even need a group vision? I mean, yes, Pennyfeather Caboose does long-form improv….that usually involves tons of railroad details. Some in the group have deemed it: RailroadProv, but honestly, I’d like to think that Pennyfeather Caboose is much more than that.

Oh, god, perhaps it doesn’t matter yet. Perhaps the right coach (as an outside eye) will help immensely in the shaping and evolution of Pennyfeather Caboose. As well, maybe we are all too hung up on American rail history and should probably just get back to working and focusing on basic improv skills. And let the railroading take care of itself.

Which, in all honestly, may help us find a coach. Maybe having some understanding of locomotives and the rail industry should not be a requirement for our coach. Yeah. We just need someone who knows improv. Who can make us better and more skilled. And whose work, we both respect and find funny. And someone who doesn’t mind being squashed in a tiny studio with all 17 of us. So, ok, fine, we’ve opened up the search.

Now perhaps Wednesday isn’t completely undoable.

Oh, and I almost forgot, here is the TRAIN OF THE DAY :



A McCloud 2-3-2 departing for Mt. Shasta City...courtesy of all of your friends on Pennyfeather Caboose....all 17 of us.
 
#5
Big happenings last night/this morning with the Caboose. First off, still no coach. I received a few PMs yesterday regarding coaches, but none of them were actually FROM coaches themselves. Instead, I received a lot of coach referrals. Such as: "Hey, Pennyfeather, you guys should use __________. He/She is awesome."

Not that I don't appreciate someone taking the time and effort to recommend good coaches, because I do. It's just that, I want a coach to come to us. Wait, is that the right way to go about this? Probably not. I'm probably an idiot, and it is that kind of thinking and/or lack of initiative that will keep Pennyfeather Caboose from getting a really good coach. Perhaps, the 'boose has to get aggressive and go after the coach that WE REALLY WANT. Yeah.

Anyway, we may have bigger concerns. Last night, I got a phone call from Maggie regarding the Caboose. Now, I've never really known Maggie that well. She's never been in any of my classes, and was not one of the original six members. I forget who brought her into Pennyfeather Caboose---I want to say it was Becky, but that's probably not right. Anyway, I like Maggie a lot. She's a great improviser, always does great support-work, walk-ons, she's really solid all the way around. And extremely funny. However, it was always obvious from the beginning with her that she hated trains. Well, hated may be too strong....let's say, Maggie didn't love and know has much about railroading as the rest of us. Which always made her feel like a bit of an outsider.

We had a long discussion at McManus one night, after her first practice with the 'boose, and I could tell she was down. I said, "Look, Maggie, I know that was a bit overwhelming, what with 16 people you didn't really know, and being thrown into the fire right away. And I know I've only known you for a couple of hours, but I can honestly say, I think you're great, and I want you to be a part of Pennyfeather Caboose."

And then she giggled. And then we ordered a pitcher. I went on to say, "Ok, give us another month. And don’t get hung up on the train details. Cause honestly, you either know about the history of American rail travel or you don’t. And hey, not everyone involved in the early industry of railroading was a railroad historian. I mean, you could be a simple passenger on your way home from college. Taking the Chicago Limited from Seattle to Cleveland. Or you could be a ticket salesman in a depot in Birmingham. Or a dishwasher on a B & O 2-3-3-2 9561. Or anything else in the world.” Then Maggie giggled again, which I took as a sign that she was going to give the ‘boose another chance, which obviously made me very happy. And then we kissed. Real quick, but not so quick that I couldn’t tell it was there. I mean it was sweet, but definitely not sexual….I don’t know, it’s hard to explain.

Anyway, the last couple of months, Maggie has really grown and I consider her to be one of the anchor’s of Pennyfeather Caboose. BUT, that may all be over. Maggie wants to leave the Caboose. Apparently, she’s wanted to for a while, but was afraid of losing all of us as friends. Which is silly. Team politics and outside friendships should be totally different and separate. I mean, she’s not off the team yet. Yet. She’s going to give it another practice. Also, I told her to not completely make up her mind until after we find our coach. Our awesome, rocking coach. To which she agreed.

I’ll keep you informed….AND NOW, the TRAIN OF THE DAY :



A Southern Pacific 4884 on its way to Carson City, from all your friends on Pennyfeather Caboose...all 17 of us (for now)....
 
#6
Yesterday, I read Billy’s “Improv Party” journal (currently hovering around this journal), and especially enjoyed his latest post, about the element of dance in Harold. And then I started thinking about the kind of music I hear in my head while on stage, and have been thinking about the musicality of scenes ever since. (I’m a lame-o. Shut up). Even within, Pennyfeather Caboose, a lot of our scenes definitely have soundtracks. The players in the scene may not have the same, exact song in their head, but more than likely they have something in there, and that song or rhythm is somehow helping to drive the scene. Often for us, it’s a railroad tune.

And luckily for the Caboose, some of the greatest songs in American culture (any genre) are Railroad songs. Indeed, who can argue with this list:

Casey Jones, Orange Blossom Special, Midnight Train, Cajun Train, Night They Drove Old Dixie Down, Rock Island Line, John Santa Fe, When The Golden Train Comes Down, Whole Lotta Trainin’, Take the “A” Train, It’s the Conductor Gang, You’ve Got Coal On Your Shirt, and of course, the mother of all Railroad songs: CHATTANOOGA CHOO-CHOO. Holy crap, what a song! You know, I betcha it’s one of the most well known and popular songs in the entire world, well, apart from religious songs. It’s timeless.

As well, when “Chattanooga Choo-Choo” was released back in 1931, it was just the explosively successful Railroad song hit that the entire Railroad music industry needed. Over night, the entire nation went Railroad song crazy. So much so that in the decades to come, the industry would spawn it’s OWN Railroad performer, Boxcar Willie.



Oh, Boxcar, King of the Hobos. A man dedicated solely to singing the Railroad Blues. Just check out his impressive list of hits:

Lonesome Whistle
Boxcar Blues
Daddy was a Railroad Man
Freight Train Blues
King of the Road
Wreck of the Old 97
Red River Valley
And of course, Boxcar’s Mega-hit, Walbash Cannonball

Unfortunately for Boxcar, after many great years at the top of the Railroad charts, the public began to lose interest in nostalgic train music. Much like when the public had lost interest in steam locomotives shortly after the introduction of Diesel Electric power in the 1940s, the public had quickly become restless for a fresh new sound. Elvis became the new rage. Then the Beatles. And later still, INXS. But, Boxcar remained confident that Railroad music would eventually make a comeback. He continued to release album after album of his classic railroad tracks, but none of them ever came close to matching his previous successes.

So, Boxcar got hip to the trends, and in 1972 released, “Truck Drivin' Son Of A Gun”, an album dedicated solely to Big Rig Truck Driving. What a joke. Even listening to the album now you can tell that truck driving wasn’t in Boxcar’s blood. It wasn’t in his voice either, or his heart, and the entire album suffers severely because of that lack of passion. Boxcar was a railroad man, not a highway man. I know it now, he knew it then, and most importantly the public has always known it.

Needless to say, “Truck Drivin’ Son Of A Gun”, despite it’s two bright spots, “North To Alaska”, and “Breaker Breaker One Nine”, did not even sell enough copies to break even on the costs of recording and packaging it.

Boxcar’s next move was one of complete desperation. He stooped so low as to re-record the old Hank Williams hit, “Hey Good Lookin”. His thinking was that the public might respond to simple, straight-and-arrow music. Songs with no meaning or real point. Songs that were completely ambiguous and neutral, with absolutely no references of trains, or trucks, or boats, or any other form of American, blue collar transportation. Luckily, the scrappy old timer’s thinking paid off. The public ate the song up, and just 5 months after its release, Boxcar Willie was officially back on top.

Boxcar Willie died of leukemia on April 12, 1999, in his hometown of Branson. He was 67. I remember that day very well, although I didn’t do anything in honor of his passing. IF, at the time, I had been a member of Pennyfeather Caboose, I know the team surely would have gotten together for a memorial party. Perhaps finish off a couple of jugs of cherry wine, and then we would have taken turns playing Boxcar Willie in the middle of a 2 hour long character wheel. Oh, well, maybe it’s never too late to make that happen. For Boxcar, whose gentle country voice and songs of life on the road evoked memories of a time when hobos watched America pass by from the door of a freight car.

Well, that’s enough about that. Oh, and if you’re wondering how all this relates to the Caboose, well, it’s just comforting to know that there are tons of great tunes out there when the team needs to make it’s first INTRO CD. A recent friend suggested we think about using Quad City DJ’s “Come On Ride The Train”, or as it’s officially known, “C'mon N' Ride It (The Train)”. To which I replied, “Uhm, perhaps.” I meant “no”, but at the time, didn’t feel like explaining why.

Oh, and I noticed Billy Merritt has a new saying under his user name in posts. It now reads: S.W. AZ Railroad Model. Pretty cool, Billy, pretty cool. I have no idea what it means, but it screams, “I like trains”, which is always a good thing. I don’t know a lot about South Western Arizona rail travel, nor do I know much about model trains, but I do know that one of my favorite rail companies, the Union Pacific (see avatar above), had/has a major hand in the shaping of Arizona’s rail history. The old UP has operated a very successful passenger and freight lines on 2 sets of double-track that runs between Casa Granda and Yuma since 1955, and while it’s short passenger run from Wickenburg to Gila Bend stopped service in 1997, the UP’s Yuma run is still very profitable today.

Anyway, with practice looming this evening, Pennyfeather Caboose is still without a coach. For a brief moment I thought Billy’s new slogan was a sign from the coaching gods, but it probably (or most certainly) wasn’t. Although that would seriously rock, especially if he’s a rail fan. But again, stay cool. The search for the Pennyfeather Caboose coach continues, and/or hopefully will be solved today, like in an hour or so….we shall see…

Wahoo. Oh, and here’s your TRAIN OF THE DAY:



In honor of Arizona rail travel, here’s Southern Pacific 2-8-0 steam locomotive, built in 1906 by the Baldwin Company. The engine is oil fired with a working pressure of 210 Psi. The tender is, of course, a C-4 class with serial number 8365. The engine ran in regular service from Superior, AZ to Magma Junction, AZ until 1943…from all of your friends on Pennyfeather Caboose…all 17 of us, still.
 
#7
OK, chill out people! Look, I know, Willie Nelson was/is even more popular than Boxcar Willie, and that I should have given Willie Nelson at least a mention is yesterday's post. Yes, I should have, but I didn't. I thoroughly deserved the 5 separate PMs I received regarding the Willie Nelson absence. However, my reasoning was this:

Willie Nelson, as awesome of a performer as he is, is not JUST a railroad man. I mean, yeah, he has that railroad feel, what with the bandana, and the beard, and the tax evasion, but in no way was Willie dedicated solely to singing the railroad blues. He's broader than that. Willie sings the American heartland blues, and if that sometimes overlaps into singing about life on the railroad, so-be-it.

AND YES, Willie Nelson's "City of New Orleans" is an awesome train song. For not mentioning that in my previous post, I am truly sorry. It is a great railroad tune, and I'm an idiot for not remembering it until this morning, when I receive a PM from one concerned IRCer (and possible future Cabooser), Chris Kula. Chris, you are completely correct, and this paragraph is for you and all you other faithful Willie Nelson and IRC fans.

If you think you don’t know “City of New Orleans”, I bet you do. It’s the classic Willie tune that includes these now famous lines:

Good morning, American, how are you.
Don't you know me, I'm your native son.
I’m the train they call the City of New Orleans.
And I’ll be gone five hundred miles till the day is done.

How cool is that? I submit, very cool. As cool as the Pennyfeather Caboose practice last night though? Well, maybe not, cause we had one great practice last night, but I don’t know. More on that in a quick second….I have one last bit of info on this Willie Nelson/Boxcar Willie comparison. Or, Battle of the Willies as it’s more often known.

Look, I don’t think it’s a fair comparison. They both had their niche and did it very, very well. Both had ups and downs in terms of financial success and happiness in life. Both had beards. I personally think there is room for both in this world, BUT, Pennyfeather Caboose is a RailroadProv team. So, for us, if we had to choose, we’d prefer to stay loyal to Boxcar, cause railroad people take care of other railroad people. I mean, yes, of course, if Willie Nelson stopped by a Pennyfeather Caboose practice, looking for a handout, we’d take him in as well. And give him some stew. We’re not mean, we simply like trains, so Boxcar was the obvious choice.

Oh, and in all honesty, perhaps they are one in the same. That’s right. Most people don’t know it, but Boxcar Willie was actually named after Willie Nelson. Yeah, Boxcar Willie was really born Lecil Martin, and he adopted the name Boxcar Willie when he was 22. He was sitting in a boxcar strumming a guitar and someone walked by and remarked, “Hey, that hobo looks like Willie Nelson.” And the name Boxcar Willie just stuck ever since.

But, back to last night’s practice. Oh, crap, did I build it up too much when I mentioned it before. I think I said it was great, but I’m not quite sure that was accurate. I mean, yes, it was a productive and fun practice, but there were some clusterfucks, I’m not going to lie. Now, clusterfucks are nothing new to our team; we have 17 people, clusterfucks are going to happen at times. But last night, for at least the last hour of practice, we were all on top of each other. It was bad. During one scene in particular, 3 people actually started to do the same walk-on at the SAME TIME. It was kind of funny, but not really. I mean it’s great that our Pennyfeather Caboose group mind is solid enough at this point that that could have happended, but still, it immediately stops the scene. I could tell after that, people had enough of practice. But I don’t want to dwell on the negatives, so I’ll do the reverse of that. Which, I suppose, is talking about the positives….right? I’m an idiot.

OK, good scenes from last night:

---Two rough teens waiting for the Chicago & North Western train number 45 to roll into the Danville station. One of the teens was pregnant, and the other teen was horny.
---A sleepy Pullman porter tries to catch a few minutes of shuteye in a female passenger’s private car. Unfortunately for the porter, the female passenger was horny, and wouldn’t let him sleep.
---Two brakemen who are both hungry for some froglegs, but are stuck working the Alaskan Freight Line near Nowinta, and, as everyone knoes, there are no frogs in Nowinta territories.
---Me and Becky played two engineers pushing an Edgemoor & Manetta 0-4-0 Steam OT towards a log mill in Lando, S.C. I was horny, she was hungry.
---And my favorite scene of the evening: a really soft and slow scene between a Southern Pacific chef and his dishwasher that ended with one of them accidentally falling out the kitchen-car window.

OH, and if you’re wondering, it was another coachless practice for the ‘boose. We are still looking. I do think we’ve made some major progress this week in terms of what we are looking for in a coach, and considering the fact that we only really started looking on Monday, I’m not discouraged. AND, Billy could still send me a PM that he’s interested, right? No, I know, I’m cool…I won’t get my hopes up. No, rather, I’m excited. Excited for life, for railroads, for improv, and for the future of Pennyfeather Caboose. Wahoo.

Oh, and I wasn’t about to forget your awesome TRAIN OF THE DAY:



A Chicago Burlington & Quincy 5632 class O-5B (4-8-4) on it’s way to Kalamazoo…from all of your friends on Pennyfeather Caboose….all horny 17 of us.
 
#8
Well, a huge majority of the Caboose made it out to cagematch last night. Not only were we there for the two awesome teams (I thought Mother might eke out the win), but also for the lottery drawing, which, in all honesty, we thought at least one member of Pennyfeather Caboose had a great shot at. I mean there's 17 of us. How could you not like those odds? But, alas, nothing. That's ok, we need to get our butt's in gear anyway. The Caboose has a lot of work to do: find a space/show, find a coach, get funny, stop making-out with each other, etc.

However, all 17 of us enjoy work. As well, I feel like the entire team as a whole has a wonderful work ethic, and when things get down in practice and we all get frustrated, we seem to simply kick it into a higher gear. Like say, fourth gear. We don’t get angry or cry or start drinking. And most importantly we never make excuses. “No excuses!” That's one of the Caboose's mottoes. Because honestly, what the hell are excuses good for? Absolutely nothing. Say it again? Uhm, no.

And, perhaps, that dedicated work ethic is something we all learned from the men and women of the railroad. I mean, yeah, most members of Pennyfeather Caboose were initially drawn to the world of the railroad, I imagine, because of the novelty of steam locomotives and the beautiful images of the passing American countryside from the window of a mighty, metal monster. At least for me, I first fell in love with the machines and equipment of the railroad, and it wasn't until I started reading and watching videos that I then became fascinated by the people of the railroad as well. People. I always neglect people.

Anyway, the most important thing to take away from the men and women of the railroad (especially the early days), is their undeniable resiliency, toughness, and their no excuses policy. If you didn’t push the 4:15 train from Louisville into Danville on time, it was YOUR fault. No one else’s. As well, if you were a track switcher at a 2 way in Peabody, Kansas, and you forgot to make your switch on time, and two 4-8-8-4 mammoth Baldwins crashed head-first, killing the entire crew on both trains, it was YOUR FAULT. No excuses necessary.

So, yes, the entire Pennyfeather Caboose team is dedicated to getting this train into the station, ON TIME. And, you better believe we have our share of bad scenes that we have to deal with. And after each of them, we edit, and move on, to possibly another terrible scene. But at least we’re trying, and, more importantly, pushing forward, cause that’s the only way you can get to Danville, by moving onward. Danville isn’t going to come to us. Although, how cool would that be?

Indeed, the Caboose never makes excuses. And if, by chance, we ever get a coach, and perhaps that coach calls us out after one of these bad scenes, the perpetrator will take the note and then say, “Yup.” Cause honestly, what else can be said? You never get to do the scene again, so you listen to what happened, absorb the note, agree, and move on. Towards Danville…..Holy crap, I’m a lame-o. Wahoo.

On the coaching front, I sat behind Billy during the 8:00 Monkeydick/Dr. Awesome show last night. I kept making little “choo-choo” noises. And then I accidentally dropped my Classic Trains magazine, but he didn’t look down. Oh well, perhaps I wasn’t aggressive enough. Wait, no excuses…..

Man, stay cool, Pennyfeather Caboose will find its coach soon enough. Like, maybe this weekend. Or even after the Battle Royale tonight, which should be fun. I think only 14 of the Caboose can make it, but that’s still a respectable showing…and as always, the Caboose took an oath to vote for the team that deserves the vote…and not just for our friends, cause with 14 of us, we have friends throughout the entire theatre, so the friend-vote would be pointless anyway. And then we’d just end up canceling out our own votes. And then Pennyfeather Caboose would have no say. And then we’d be worthless, which is what we already think because we aren’t performing and we don’t have a coach…boo-woo….I want to cry.

Suck it man. No excuses….And here’s your TRAIN OF THE DAY:



A Union Pacific heading for Denver…from all of your friends on Pennyfeather Caboose…all 17 of us….14 of which will be at the Royale tonight.
 
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Well, it was pretty much an uneventful holiday weekend for the Caboose. We didn't practice, and we didn't really email or hang out as much as I thought we would over this long weekend. But, oh well. 14 of us, like I promised, made it out to the Finals of the Battle Royale on Friday, and surely, none of us were disappointed. It was a blast. Both the Office and Stomping Ground put on delightful 25 minutes sets, but in the end, the Office beat SG out. The final score was 69-55, I believe. That's right, the Office won by 14. Fourteen! Coincidence? Nope.

But here is what has really got my overalls in a bind. I'm a Sex In The City fan. I'm not a weirdo, or a nerd, or a little girl, or a fanatic fan. I don't check out the website for the latest SITC fashion tips and/or hairstyles. I don't buy the DVDs of the first couple of seasons to watch over-and-over again. No way! I simply like the show and try not to miss it if I'm home on a Sunday night.

And, honestly, I never criticize the show....in fact, after 9:30, I don't even think about the episode I just watched. I simply change the channel and move on with my life. BUT, this weekend's show must be taken to task. In it, Carrie has a book reading to do in San Francisco, and for some reason, her and Samantha decide to take a "romantic" cross-country train ride instead of flying. When I heard that, I went, "holy crap! Good Idea!" I almost got so excited that I said, "You go girls!", but then I decided against it.

So Carrie and Samantha took the train. AND BITCHED THE ENTIRE WAY THERE. I almost cried. The entire episode was the two of them bitching about the people on the train, the sleeping quarters, the food, the drinks, the men, the showers.... They complained the whole way, "I'm bored". I couldn't believe it.

Once they finally arrived, they did their business, and then Samantha surprised Carrie with first-class Air Tickets. HORRAY!!!

Needless to say, this was my least favorite Sex In The City episode of all time. Thank you, everyone involved with the show, for reinforcing the negative stereotypes that Train Travel has in this country. Thank you, for your cheap humor. It was hilarious.

Is train travel perfect in America? No, of course not. Is it even worth existing? Well, good question. I suggest, YES, however, this country is so behind the rest of the world in regards to rail travel, that really, it's an uphill battle for Amtrak most of the time. I mean, the US is all prepared to give the airlines over 12 Billion dollars to rejuvenate the industry, but what is being done for the rails? Nothing. I feel like Amtrak is just some dying puppy and that the government just can't wait for the puppy to die.

Anyway, I'm currently striking against HBO, for what that's worth. Probably not much. Oh well.

Anyway, STILL NO COACH. The entire Caboose wants to find one by Weds, so we'll see. Any other news? I don't think so....like I said it was a light weekend. I mean, Becky went on a blind date with some dude. They went bowling and afterwards he tried to get in her panties, so Becky just left. Good for you Becky...good for you...

As always, Here's your TRAIN OF THE DAY:



101 and 103 cross Big Bureau Creek, east of Tiskilwa, IL...from all of your friends on Pennyfeather Caboose...all 17 of us....oh, and suck on that, Carrie Bradshaw!
 
#10
PRACTICE TONIGHT…and of course, no coach. I’m sick of bitching about the struggles of us finding one, and I know Mullaney started a brand new separate coaching thread, and since I’m yet to utilize the thread, it’s probably a bit silly and sad of me to bitch about it. So I’ll move on.

For all you devoted Pennyfeather Caboose followers and friends, I'm going to let you in on a little Caboose secret. Whenever we're in the middle of a fierce montage (obviously during practice since we are yet to perform), and we get stuck, or when all 17 of us have a mutual initiation-block, we can always fall back on the Caboose's "secret weapon". Pump car scenes.

That's right, nothing gets us unstuck like a good ol' classic, Pump car scene....something like this:



I don't know, it's kind of like instant energy and activity. And since the scene isn't about the object of the pump car, or the activity of the pumping, but rather the two players and their relationship, the movement of the pumping simply informs the feeling behind the scene...perhaps.

Most of the time, it's just a cool dynamic between the wants and actions of the two characters and what they need from each other, and the fact that both are doing the same "activity" and/or chore to get somewhere. So, the foundation of the scene is that both are working for same initial want of "to get somewhere specific", but as well, they both want something from each other that has nothing to do with pump cars or the railroad.

We've had some pretty cool pump car scenes:

-a married couple who finally agree to start a family
-an old poor coal miner and his genius son who wants to go to college
-an old married couple who both want to die
-two cooks who dream of competing in the World Culinary Championship in Paris
-a scrappy gold prospector who is taking his brand new mail order bride home for the first time
-and two hobos obsessed with whether there is or isn't an afterlife....(they concluded there wasn’t)…

Becky loves the pump car scene. In fact she once suggested we change our name to Pennyfeather Pump Car, but the other 16 of us just shook our heads. As if to say no. To her crappy, crappy idea. Then we took the rest of her beer away from her, and then took a picture of her frowning.

Becky needs to cheer the fuck up sometimes. I saw her at new team last night, and at one point (before the show), she was just starring straight-ahead, looking sad. I went over to her and playfully hit her on the shoulder and said, "Choo-Choo"...but she didn't even crack a smile. Perhaps she's lonely...

She would kill me for saying this, but if you happen to see Becky at a show, or class, or at McManus, and she looks depressed, try to cheer her up. Without grossly hitting on her...I know, it's a fine line at times...

She's so cute though....

Almost as cute as your TRAIN OF THE DAY :



A CB&Q E5A on it’s way to Dixie…..from all of your friends on Pennyfeather Caboose…all 17 of us.
 
#11
I'm so glad summer is over. Labor Day has come and gone, and hopefully it took with it everyone's "summery" attitude. The attitude that makes people give crappy, lame excuses for missing things during the summer.

"I won't be at practice tomorrow night. I have to get a drink with a friend." Or, "I can't perform this Monday night, I told a friend I'd lie on a blanket in the park with him in the afternoon, but I know I'll be so sun-soaked that I would be worthless on stage later, so count me out." Or worse yet, "I couldn't make class last night. American Idol was on."

This is just a random, general bitch. For what it's worth.

I would say that pretty much no one on the 'boose suffers from the "summer" attitude. Which is probably why I'm so dedicated to the team right now. And/or why everyone on the team is just as committed.

But summer is over, and now I feel like we can get back to work, fully. Not that we didn't have great practice attendance the last couple of months, cause we did. Our worse showing yet was still 14 of us.

Anyway, last night was a good practice. All 17 of us. On time. Warm-upped by 7:15, ready to rock. We started off with just 30 minutes of 1-minute scenes. And the point is to just establish and play like there is no clock. Don't rush to the game or whatever, just chill out and relate. For some reason everyone was on a real "stock the firebox" kick last night, which happens sometimes.

Who can argue with them? "Stocking the firebox" is one of the most dramatic and important activities in the age of Steam railroads. An engineer and his fireman. A train that's a couple of minutes behind schedule and only a loaded firebox and an open throttle can get them back on time.

In the 30-minute set last night we had no less than 14 "stock the firebox" scenes. All with the same initiation, but then with completely different relationships.

The one I remember from last night was:

Engineer: Randy, it don't look like we're going to get this girl into Lynchburg by 4:15. Why don't you stock the firebox some?
Fireman: A'ight.
Engineer: You know, I've been meaning to talk with you. I'm very attracted to your wife, Helen.
Fireman: But you've only seen photographs of her.
Engineer: And they were the most remarkable photographs I've ever seen.
Fireman: Yes, but I only showed them to you about an hour ago.
Engineer: And it's been the happiest hour of my life.

After the 1-minute scenes we spent the rest of practice on a 2-hour monoscene. A classic Depot monoscene to be exact. And, yeah, I know, 2 hours seems a bit long, but that's where the luxury of having 17 members comes in. Since we have so many new characters always coming and going, we never get stuck on one relationship or scene. Things are always moving. And if we get sick of one character or group of people, we can also have a Baldwin 4-8-4 roll in and ship the "annoying" character away. Never to return. Unless they jump from the back of the moving train and either walk back to the station, or hop another train back. It's happened.

Becky is famous (within our team) for her depart a depot monoscene on an Eastbound train, only to arrive on a West bound train only a couple of minutes apart. The first couple of times it happened, the other 16 of us were like, "What the fuck?" But Becky did such a great job of justifying the move, that it was quickly accepted and yes-anded.

Seriously, Becky needs a man. And again, she would kill me for announcing this publicly, but she's not aggressive enough to get one by herself, so perhaps I have to be for her. I know, it's probably not my place, but then again, what if it is? If you think you're the man for Becky, shoot me an email, and I'll forward it to her (with or without reading it), and we'll take it from there.

Things to know about Becky. Average height/weight, cute face, cute hair, and cute figure. Cute all the way around...

Other things to know about Becky: She likes TV, movies, improv, lots of improv. She likes trains. Is a member of Pennyfeather Caboose. Likes to drink beer and bowl, but do not try to get in her panties on the first date. Oh, and we kissed once, during Level 1.

And, again, it's probably not my business, but as a friend and team mate, I say it is.

What is my business? You getting your TRAIN OF THE DAY:



A Canadian National 6218 class U-2-g (4-8-4) with an Illini Railroad Club excursion on the Grand Trunk Western Railroad at the Wabash overpass near Kingsbury, Indiana....from all of your friends on Pennyfeather Caboose...all 17 of us.
 
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#12
Another uneventful weekend for the Pennyfeather Caboose. We didn't practice, perform (obviously), or even email about the team to each other once. At this point, that's a good weekend for us. I'm always worried that something with the Caboose will go wrong. Not cause it will, but just with so many members, the odds are against us.

So I go into the new week with a clear head. The Caboose is good to go. We have practice this Wednesday, and I make this promise, I will try my ass off to get a coach by then. I know, it's only two days, but I got some leads, so now all I have to do is send nice emails to the candidates and see what happens.

The October issue of TRAINS magazine came out yesterday.



I've only skimmed it, but it looks like a good one. Mostly on Amtrak though, and the costs and losses that the fleeting company deals with annually. They are currently operating solely on a government fund that runs through October 1. After that, who knows? I mean, US Rail travel is such a freaking' joke, it makes me so angry. And or frustrated. Or perhaps upset.

I mean Amtrak lines right now, operate below HALF capacity, and on the runs that are actually profitable, they company is hard pressed to find CARS in WORKING CONDITION.

There's a warehouse in Indy that currently holds over 98 repairable cars from 6/7 years worth of accidents. They've just sat there, with Amtrak not wanting to delegate any funds to get them up and rolling again. AND, the company has recently just cut several long, cross-country runs ALL TOGETHER, because a lack of cars.

Insane.

In thinking about the Pennyfeather Caboose, if any 17 of the single cars that make up the PC run ever need servicing, and/or are out of commission, and/or retire from the team, you can bet rest of PC will not let that car sit in a roundhouse waiting to get repaired for very long.

If car number 14 needs to take a month off, fine. Get your axils regreased, your latches set, and wiring re-wired. Then get back into general stock.

If car number 6 wants to leave the team, then Pennyfeather Caboose needs to go out and get another car. Of course, not car number 6, cause there will only ever be ONE car number 6. But perhaps a car number 18. Then the other cars just move one spot up in line, while still retaining their original car numbers.

It's a lot to handle, I know, just rest assured that the Pennyfeather Caboose is a 17 member team, and will always remain such. Unless of course that changes, in which case, ALL ABOARD....

Becky had a date on Saturday. All she's said about it was, "It was cool." When I press her for more details she's said, "Geez, dude, I said it was cool. What more do you want?" When I said back, "Becky, chill out. You're my friend and teammate, I want to know how your date went." Then it got nasty:

Becky: Yeah, you're just curious. You still like me don't you?
Me: What? Look, if you don't want to tell me, you don't have to. I don't even know who this guy is.
Becky: You don't still like me?
Me: God. I don't know.
Becky: You don't know?
Me: Hey, did you see the October issue of Trains is out now?
Becky: Yeah, I got it. I still like you.
Me: Mmm, ok.
Becky: OK?
Me: Look, I don't know. I can't think about it right now.
Becky: When will you be able to think about it?
Me: Right after the Caboose finds a coach. And I finish the October issue of Trains.
Becky: Ok, shoot me an email.

She's so nutty.

You know what else is nutty? Your TRAIN OF THE DAY:



A Denver & Rio Grande Western 478 class K-28 (2-8-2 ng) on train #461 arrives at Silverton, Colorado...from all of your friends on Pennyfeather Caboose...all nutty 17 of us.
 
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#13
Well, I haven't seen or heard from any of the Caboosers in 7 days. Which is a week. Not only did we not practice this week, but we really didn't do too much emailing either. Which is good and bad. Emails are fun, but with 17 members on one team, my inbox can fill up in no time. I can walk away from my desk for 15 minutes, and come back to 10 or more new messages...and like I said, that's fine, but sometimes it's too much.

Anyway, we're going to get back into the swing of things this Wednesday. I'm looking forward to it. AND NO, we are yet to settle on a coach, but by October 1, that will have changed.

Oh, and it seems fitting that our next practice be our last coach-less one, because the Caboose has something fun planned.

The Pennyfeather Caboose has agreed that this Wednesday's practice is "Get Dirty" Night...

Of course it was originally Becky's idea, but the other 16 of us stole the idea from her, made the general structure of "Get Dirty" Night completely undefined and ambiguous, and now Becky can't even remember her original intent for "Get Dirty" Night.

It probably stemmed from a conversation we had late one night about how dirty railroading is. Not passenger railroading, as a passenger, but rather how dirty the men/women who work on the railroad are. And, again, we're talking about the 1840-1940 era of railroading; the age of steam, and filth, and brake grease, and coal, and sand, and smoke.

So this Wednesday, I suppose, is a sort of dedication to those dirty, greasy, sweaty engineers and fireman of that time. Although we left it open, so I'm sure at least half of the Caboose will interrupt "Get Dirty" Night as "Make-Out" Night.....and/or "Blue" night....or "Nasty Talk" Night....

It should be fun...especially if we go into scenes thinking completely conflicting thoughts about what "Getting Dirty" exactly means....I suspect it could lead to a scene like this:

Randy: Duran, we need to pull on off to this siding up here past Kingsport, we got a 4-8-4 needing to squeeze on by us, plus I can use a good scrubbing. I got coal all in my eyes.
Duran: I want to jerk-off watching you drink a jug of cherry wine.
Randy: What?! No, Duran, look we're going to hit this Baldwin head on if we don't take cover in the siding. We got about 10 minutes to move over.
Duran: My boner is so thick and hard.
Randy: Ok, you know, you don't have to tell me that, I'm not blind.
Duran: I thought you said you had coal in your eyes.
Randy: I do...

Oh, man.....

Anyway, all 17 of us are confirmed, so it'll be a good time.

You know what else is a good time? Your TRAIN OF THE DAY :




Denver & Rio Grande Western SD45 on westbound freight at Bond, Colorado....from all your friends on Pennyfeather Caboose...all 17 of us...even though we all aren't on the same page about what "getting dirty" means...
 
#14
Residents around the Knoxville derailment of the Norfolk & Southern train are finally being allowed back in their homes after the Sunday morning wreck.

You've probably heard of the story already, but if you hadn't: thousands of residents evacuated from Knox and Blount counties in Eastern Tennessee Sunday, after a N & S train derailment near Farragut's Anchor Park.

A leaking tanker car that was part of the derailment sent a cloud of toxic, fuming sulfuric gas over Fort Loudoun Lake.



I checked the Norfolk and Southern website today and they released this: Work continues to reopen Norfolk Southern's mainline at Boyd, TN (West of Knoxville) following a derailment Sunday, September 15. It is expected that equipment at the site will be cleared early this afternoon and that the line will return to service late today or tonight. Traffic normally moving through this area is being rerouted; after service is restored operations will begin to shift back to normal routing. Normal operations are expected to be restored Wednesday.

They release that statement, and yet it includes NOTHING about the people whose life was disrupted for the last two days. It mentions NOTHING about the health issues at hand here, and the conditions of the many residents who spent the last two nights in a hospital. It's all business to the Norfolk & Southern...

And indeed, they did do a quality job of cleaning up their shit. The families will be compensated, and they'll be many apologies, and then train will continue to haul tons of sulfuric acid daily through Knoxville.

But at least the company worked their butt off to clean it up.

As well, the Pennyfeather Caboose is committed to cleaning up our shit. Especially when it spills. I'm mostly talking about the "shit" we say in scenes, and the consequences that come with saying ANYTHING. The team has the understanding that there are no "throw-aways" in a scene. I mean, there are things said, that really don't mean anything, and are meant to simply add a bit of info, without really being a big deal.

But there are some scenes where things are going along, and then that thing gets thrown into the air, and it won't go away. Everyone one the team has those moments where we freak out a bit and just say something "fucked up" or "weird"....grasping to make things happen. And although we try to play our scenes smooth and cool, especially our Baldwin Roundhouse scenes, we do get in moods to simply play. And/or have fun...that's when the shit really flies.

But we make this promise. When the shit starts flying....we'll do our best to clean it up. Justify. Embrace it. Call the reality out on it...and get it done so that the residents of Improville can get back on with their regular lives....(I'm the biggest lame-o, ever)...

OH, and, GO TO THE LOTTERY TONIGHT! Seriously, it's a no-brainer. The entire Pennyfeather Caboose will be there...all 17 of us. We'll more than likely be standing in the back, so if you see us around, say hi. As well, Becky will be there, DATE-LESS, so guys, get up on that....if you want....she's seemed in good spirits lately.

What else is in Good Spirits? Your TRAIN OF THE DAY :



Rock Island 653 (E8A) with the Rocky Mountain Rocket leaves Denver, Colorado Union Station...from all 17 of your Caboosing friends...
 
#15
Thank you to everyone who said hi to the Pennyfeather Caboose at The Lottery last night....all 17 of us had a blast. Seriously, it's loads of fun. Weird, but fun. I say that because the whole time I just felt uneasy and nervous and on-edge. The suspense during the first opening was intense. Only because you just have no idea how things will go. And then the scenes start, and they go well, and none of my original fears come true… And both Harolds were spot on...in my opinion. Obviously, as well, the support element from all the players is the key. Truly awesome.

What was fun for me was watching Level 1 and 2 students hit a scene hard, and then check out Seth and/or Sean and/or Brister on the backwall, smiling and laughing....Supporting hard in groupgames and walk-ons....That's what made it fun for me.....and from talking to most of the Caboosers, they would agree.

I love support. It's so cool. And, yeah, railroad companies long fought being supportive. They would rather spend millions and build their own track right next to their competitors track, instead of just sharing the track space, and running alternate train schedules over it.

However, now you see it all the time in Railroading. I got stopped at a railroad crossing just a couple of months ago, and on the same train I saw equipment for CSX, BNSF, Union Pacific, and N & S. I mean, how's that for support. All four of those separate companies, getting together, all working for one specific goal. And especially humbling for the big boys, I mean giant Union Pacific hooking up with a still learning Northern & Southern...that's cool.

So, yeah, the Lottery was great. I wish they'd pick new students every week, or at the most, every two weeks...only to let more students get "initiated" into the community....but whatever, it's still cool.

TONIGHT'S practice is "Get Dirty" Night for the Caboose. And, as I said before, the actual definition of "Get Dirty" is still completely undefined. I was thinking about going to the nearest Bandana store and buying 17 bandanas. 8 red. 8 blue. 1 green. Those members who think "Get Dirty" refers to doing scenes that involve an engineer covered in fuel, sand, coal, or grease, wear a red bandana. If you think "Get Dirty" refers to doing scenes that involve two engineers having hardcore sex, you wear a blue bandana.

The green bandana is of course for Becky. Who doesn't know what she wants. Ever.

I know what I want however....The TRAINS OF THE DAY :



In honor of support here's a shitload of trains, all working towards the same goal...from all your friends on Pennyfeather Caboose....the whole shitload of us....
 
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OK, so it's gotten to the point that it's absolutely insane that the Pennyfeather Caboose doesn't have a show scheduled. We've been working together for a good 4 months, and we all feel more-than-ready to hit the stage, so what's the problem? I have no idea. At first our excuse for waiting was that we obviously need a stage that can comfortably accommodate all 17 of us, but now, since we are yet to find one, we should probably just cut the word "comfortably" out of that criteria. Perhaps we should just collectively "shut the fuck up" and get a show. Any show. And just deal with the space issue, and proceed to rock the house down. RailroadProv style....

I don't know. Perhaps I've been too busy fueling my train hobby and not enough time getting other Caboosers motivated in finding our space. I mean, not to say the team is my responsibility...but at times I feel like I'm the one who cares the most about it. And, yes, I know, it feels good to say that, "The Pennyfeather Caboose is an equal partnership with all 17 members of the team equally dedicated to it's survival and success." See, that right there felt great to say....but it doesn't mean a whole hell of a lot. I mean, check me out....I scream dedication to Pennyfeather Caboose. To improv in general...and to American Railroading. And the other 16 members of the group share that too, but at times, they don't really act like it. And again, that was a huge generalization...but whatever.

MAN, perhaps I'm the problem. Perhaps I should start chilling out some, and find something else to occupy my time and mind BESIDES just Improv and Trains. Cause, honestly, that's all I've thought about for the last 5 months. God, I shouldn't do this in the open, but fuck it. What do I have to hide? Nothing.

I mean, perhaps I spend too much time and energy on my love of trains. I mean currently, I'm watching a video on the Cass Scenic Railroad (sound muted), listening to a "railroad" mix I made (currently "Freight Train Boogie), listening to a live stream of a general RV Railroad Scanner (includes instructions for West Coast rail travel), and I'm doing all this while writing a journal entry about a fricking Railroad Improv team I'm a member of. Man, that sounds pretty geeky to me.

Maybe I should go for a walk. Or better yet, take a shower, go shopping, eat a late lunch, hit New Team then Harold night, then perhaps flirt with women at McManus….but most importantly, STOP THINKING ABOUT TRAINS FOR ONE DAY...

Better yet, the weekend. Then I could come back strong to the team on Monday, and say, "Hey guys, whose in the mood for some Railroad Improv?" But this time when they hear those words out of my mouth, they might carry some more weight....

Anyway, Practice was great last night. And, my previous fears about everyone's ideas about "Getting Dirty" were unnecessary. Most every scene had a little of both interpretation, but that didn't hold any scene down in anyway. It just meant that both characters were usually working towards conflicting wants and needs, but as long as the players kept the scene moving forward, and finding active wants, the scenes worked.

One scene didn't work however....Becky did a scene where she was covered in grease and coal, but all she wanted to do was to masturbate, by of course, grinding her crotch against the throttle of a big 4-6-6-4 Baldwin. It was fun to watch, but there really wasn't much to it....

Man, this Railroad Scanner is great. I just heard someone say, "UP 314, you're approaching a 25 MPH zone, and I need to hear a lot of bells and whistles through there if you can."

I also just heard, "Hey CSX 4455, we're throwing an extra boxcar down there if you don't mind holding up for a bit." "10-4."...

That's cool....

You know what else is cool? You're TRAIN OF THE DAY :



A pretty red Railnet Diesel from all of your friends on Pennyfeather Caboose....that's right all of us....oh, and GO TO HAROLD NIGHT...seriously.....I'm talking to you Level 2ers....it's time to kick it into gear....
 
#17
Good Harold Night...quality stuff all around. Those Caboosers who were there all agreed that it was a funny, funny night of improv. I thought that Monkeydick had a very strong harold (with appreciated new opening), and the OI 8:00 show was good too. Even the New Team....good stuff...although, please, edit, edit, edit. Otherwise, congrats on two good sets...

After the 9:30 show, about 8 Caboosers were still hanging around, and we went out to the street, and hung around, and some were trying to make a McManus move, and others were wanting to go home, and I looked at everyone's face, and it felt a bit weird. Perhaps the collective mood of everyone was down, or tired, and/or poor, and/or already drunk. My worst fear, at that moment, was that we had all gotten sick of each other.

I mean, surely not...and perhaps that fear simply stems from my obsessively paranoid behavior....but still, it could happen. I mean, just this week, we saw Caboosers in class, on Tuesday at the Lottery, in practice on Weds, last night at Harold night. For me, that's seeing Pennyfeather teammates, 4 nights out of every week. And that doesn't include the weekends.... And I know we all feel like it may be too much at times.

Honestly, I know this fear is not needed, and I'm sure we were just tired last night...it was 11:00, we have to work tomorrow (except for Becky who doesn't do shit), and he had been drinking...and had just watched 6 harolds.....who knows...

This is ridiculous-talk. I’m surely just a worry-wort. The team is great. We need a coach. I like trains. Becky is too picky.

On tap for the weekend? I don’t know. Tonight, I may make some chicken/sausage gumbo and listen to my RV Railroad Scanner. And tomorrow, some more Scanner, reheated gumbo, and Flipside. That Office/Dark Champs show at 7:00 should be fun…at least 10 Caboosers will be there for that. As well as the 8:00…good stuff all around….And if you want to say hello to the Caboose, just look for the people in the handkerchiefs. Including Becky, whose a big Office fan. All she’s talking about is their Cagematch show NEXT THURSDAY. And indeed, it should rock….make sure you’re there.

I really do like trains. Although, in thinking about yesterday’s post, it might be good for me to look for an additional hobby. So my total hobby count will be 3. Trains, improv (although it’s probably superceded being just a hobby), and SOMETHING NEW. Perhaps assembling an aquarium. With fish in it. And a newt.

I’ll name the newt, Victoria. VICTORIA was a heavyweight private car, that was built by Pullman, in 1927, as the ROBERT PEARY; purchased in 1944 by the CB&Q as their office car, BLACKHAWK; and sold to Railcar, Inc.

I could easily make it our Train of the Day. If I wanted. Which I do….Here’s your TRAIN OF THE DAY :



Beautifully restored Victoria…from all your friends on Pennyfeather Caboose…all 17 of us.
 
#18
Is it Sunday, already? I think it is. My weekend has been a good one...uneventful, and quiet, but needed. On Friday I said my plan for the weekend basically consisted of just three things: make chicken/sausage gumbo, listen to my RV Railroad Scanner, and hit Flipside on Sat. night. And, although I made variations on the first two, my trio-plan was completed. Here are my changes...

I turned chicken/sausage gumbo into turkey chili. However, I ended up just eating cereal all weekend, so maybe I have to cook the chili this afternoon.

AND, instead of opting for the railroad scanner, I hit CompUSA and treated myself to Microsoft's Train Simulator, a game that I've obviously wanted for a long time, but was waiting till it went on sale. I have to say the game is fun, not quite what I had imagined it would be, but it's good. The whole game is simply you at the controls of a train, running the engine/brakes, etc. You have to pick up passengers, and drop off log cars, make switches, and complain about the weather.



I'm sure I'll grow to love the game in time, although it's very technical, and realistic, and so the game simulates the real-life skill of driving a train.....a skill that, in all actuality, probably takes years to learn. And so of course, I got impatient, and refused to sit through the tutorials. I wanted to just install it, and start driving. Which I quickly learned was not easy to do, since I have no idea what all the gears and the levers do. So, I did the tutorials, and then started experimenting, then repeating commands, and now I can feel myself slowly getting better.

Kind of like my ride on the Pennyfeather Caboose. As I've said before in this journal, those early Caboose practices were tough. We had 17 level 2/3 students (we're now 3, 3b, and 4ers), most of us didn't know at least half of the 17, we had all had different teachers, so we had to get reorganized on even simple warm-ups, we had no coach, and most importantly, only 6 or 7 of us had any useful knowledge of American Railroad History. Needless to say, we were all frustrated. We wanted to just jump in and start doing Railroad inspired scenework, before we were even on the same page on any level. I mean, that's insane. I'm sure I was one of the worst culprits of this. I know, not ten minutes into our first practice, I was like, "Who are those 10 people? They look good, but do they know anything about trains? Or improv?" And Becky said, "No, those 10 don't know much about trains, but they're great improvisers." And to that I said, "Shit."

I remember one scene in particular during our very first practice. I started a scene in a Alco Roundhouse repairing a 1928 Alco 4-6-6-4, and my partner (some guy I had just met who knew nothing about trains) walked in, and I asked him to check the sand filter, and this guy started checking the FRONT OF THE TRAIN. I mean, yeah, ok, if my partner thinks that the sand filter is on the front on an Alco 4-6-6-4, then, YES, that’s where it is, for the scene. I’m down with that. However, what if the audience calls us out on that? Then what? As well, what if that simple missed detail leads to others. Like what if in the next scene, he manually makes a 2-way switch on the Montana S & O line, when that line clearly went to electric switches in 1984. Or, worse yet, what if he enters a Pullman sleeping car from the left THE LEFT?!….oh man, what if?

Anyway, it's been a long patient road for the Caboose...and it's weird of to think of a 5 month team history has being “long”, but in these times of come-and-go practice teams, 5 months is something to be proud of. So I am. Goddamn, we have got to start performing. This is ridiculous. I mean, if we are this committed and happy and dedicated and all those other “feel-good buzzwords”, as a team, AND this is before we are performing…then the natural progression of this sentence would end: THINK how strong our team will be once we hit the stage.

Flipside was great last night. Their biggest audiences I’d seen there in months, meaning…THE SUMMER IS OFFICIALLY OVER. All the teams were strong…I especially enjoyed the 7:00 Dark Champions/Office show. Both, since I mentioned it before, are practice teams that have been together over 5 months, 6/7 months in their cases….well, practice teams turned performance teams at this point. Quality stuff from both. Oh, and I didn’t see too many Level 2/3ers there on Saturday night? Where were you? If your answer is, “I was at UCB”…then you’re in the clear. If your answer is, “I don’t know”, then you have no excuse…..you gotta start seeing shows…it’s time to open up the throttle some, and let it roll.

Seriously, I’d see every, single new team show. 6:30 Tuesdays. 7:00 Thursdays. Just make it part of your weekly routine. I say that, only because I feel it was extremely helpful to me in my progression as a student. It helped me put more pieces together. For one, I feel I got much more out of watching people at MY level, struggling and/or succeeding in the basics that I’m currently being bombarded with. Plus, my mind is never more active as it is during a New Team show. I feel like I can get ahead (move-wise) with students, plus I can yell notes to myself, “Come on, call it out...you, in the low-rider jeans.” Or, “Come on, they're screaming for a walk-on. Be the farmer! Be the farmer! You in the low-rider jeans. No the other girl.” I don’t know….I like watching “young improv”. It can be painful, at times, but it’s never stale. It’s always interesting, and I love effort, and/or support. Plus, I like it when I can get ahead of the players some.

During, say a Swarm show, I’m just an idiot. I rarely get ahead of a Swarm scene, and if I do, and make a move in my mind, their move usually is much better. And/or earned.

Am I a nerd? If you think I am, give me another week, until I have my new hobby up and running. The aquarium idea is still in the lead, although I may have just used my first half of my aquarium money on my Train Simulator game. I will never learn.

This is a long-winded post. It’s Sunday. Give me a break.

You wanna a break? Here’s your TRAIN OF THE DAY :



A neat Metra EMD F-7A on it’s way to Portland….from all of your friends on the ‘boose.
 
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#19
The entire Caboose has been on a major "Steam" kick the last couple of weeks. Steam railroading has dominated our scenes in practice, our team email banter, our McManus conversations. Which is fine, although I think it's time we start growing some. And, nothing against Steam trains, it’s the foundation of who Pennyfeather Caboose is as a group, however, it represents the past, and us, as a team, want (need) to be more complete. The Caboose doesn’t want to get to that point where we are simply labeled in the communtiy as just a “nostalgic railroading” improv team. Sure, we can do scenes that take place in 1924, in the cab of a Lima 4-6-4. BUT, we need to get confident enough to also initiating a scene in 2002, in the cab of an N & S EMD SD70M.

As well, we will always love “Steam” railroading, both collectively as a team, and individually…as individuals. Most of the 17 were surely drawn to railroading by the thoughts, smells, and images of a steam train passing over a wooden bridge…with the misty dew rising from the creek below. Mmmm.

As well, we’ve only been together as a team for just a bit over 5 months now, which is obviously not enough time to accurately discuss 120 years of Steam history with each other. But, we can no longer afford to avoid present day railroading. And we will always have the ability and the need to play scenes that take place on a passenger depot in Peabody, Kansas in 1932, or playing a Chinese track-builder working in the Continental Divide in 1881, or a lonely track switcher on the B & O line in 1902….those will always be in our team arsenal…..an arsenal that now needs to include present day Diesel-Freight railroading as well.

SO, the team as agreed to take advantage of our LAST COACHLESS practice (I promise), and this Wednesday night's practice is deemed, “Class 1 Railroading” Night. No steam scenes, just present day, heavy-duty, diesel freight stuff.

“Class 1 Railroading” Night? Yup. I think we are all looking forward to opening ourselves up some. Simply become more rounded as a RailroadProv team. As well, Class 1 railroading is not what the scenes are ABOUT. It’s simply a starting point, or perhaps just provides an overall feeling for a scene. The scenes themselves, as always, are about the relationship between the players, and their specific individual wants, and how they go about getting what they want. Class 1 railroading simply informs the scene....or simpler yet, provides a cool background.

As most of the Caboose already knows, there are only SEVEN Class 1 Railroad companies currently operating in the U.S. If you’re stuck at a railroad crossing, watching a long 100-car freight train roll by, chances are good that the train belongs to one of the Class 1 systems. The Class 1s operate 71% of the total track miles in the U.S., employ 89% of the labor force, and account for more than 91% of total rail freight revenues.

But what does Class 1 mean? The federal Surface Transportation Board categorizes railroads by size and is responsible for establishing the thresholds that determine the categories. As of December 2000, a Class 1 railroad was defined as one that generates revenues of $256.4 million or more each year. The only seven companies that can currently make that claim are:

Burlington Northern & Santa Fe Railway
Canadian National Railway
Canadian Pacific Railway
CSX Transportation
Kansas City Southern Railway
Norfolk Southern Railway
Union Pacific Railroad

See, only seven. That’s not too daunting. IS IT?

I know this journal mostly serves as motivation and documentation for myself and my role in Pennyfeather Caboose. However, down the line, many months and many performances later, I’m sure this journal will be highly appreciated inside the team. I only share it with the IRC community, because….because….I don’t know why….probably because I love trains and improv, and I just want to share that love of trains and improv with others….as well as pump up the PENNYFEATHER CABOOSE…iand our DEBUT show…whenever we get our butt’s in gear…and find a venue....

Although, it’s clear at this moment that we are not ready. I mean, sure we could do a 25 minute set…and be happy with it…but it would probably be 95% “steam” railroading scenes, and who wants that? Nobody…

I know what I do want. Your TRAIN OF THE DAY :



In honor of “Present day, Class 1 Railroading” here’s a Union Pacific 3019 waiting for green at Rochelle Railroad Park in 2002!!!…..from all your friends on the Pennyfeather Caboose…all 17 of us.
 
#20
After class last night at McManus, I got into a conversation with someone about this journal. Well, it wasn't so much of a conversation as it was me listening to my friend's specific criticism. His main note, "Way too many train details. It's a lot to handle and makes it hard to read."

I attempted to defend my use of train details, but eventually I just gave up. And so I drank 4 beers really, really quickly. Then I think I slobbered on my shirt collar. Then grabbed someone else's bag, made the rounds in the back room, saying goodbye to everyone, even people who I don't know, then I left. Then I came back and exchanged bags. Then had another beer.

My subway ride home was a very self-enlightening one. For one, I shouldn't get so drunk when I listen to criticism. Secondly, perhaps I need take a good, long look in the mirror and really give myself a deep gut-check. Do I really feel it beneficial to spend 60 % of my free time on trains, and 40% on improv? Better yet, do I feel like I’ve turned myself into the commander of the team, and perhaps my obsessive love of railroading is somehow driving the Pennyfeather Caboose down a road it's not really prepared to travel? OR, even simpler, should the Pennyfeather Caboose be just a RailroadProv team?

AND, look, I'm not the only culprit of "loving" trains. All 17 members are guilty of that, almost EQUALLY. I mean, yes, I don't think anyone will argue that I am, ME, the craziest in the group, but in no way was the creation of the team, SOLELY my doing. I do remember it as a group effort. Equally.

Oh man, what am I doing? I'm an idiot.

I think this lack of performing...lack?...I mean, I think this absence of any performing what so ever by the Caboose is starting to get to me. It’s starting to get to the team as well, but perhaps my fellow teammates just haven’t realized what was bugging them yet. I don’t know.

Look, I know not everyone loves trains. I know not everyone in our little UCB/IRC community even likes trains. I’m sure there are a couple of level 1ers who have never even stepped foot on a train, unless it ran with a third rail. I know our team is a niche. We are not the norm. We have a lot of members, we are yet to have a coach, yet to perform, and 99.9% of the scenes we do are Railroad based.

Is that too “niche” for the community? I don’t know. I don’t think so. I feel like we will be accepted, and/or tolerated, and possibly even enjoyed and celebrated at some point. Who knows?! What I do know is that the 17 members of Pennyfeather Caboose are completely dedicated to continuing down this track that we’ve laid for ourselves. We’ve been working for 5 months together, with RailroadProv on our mind. We have worked our collective butts off making this happen. And once we finally find a venue to perform, we will pull this train into the depot for the FIRST TIME. Then, just like with any train after a long journey, we’ll inspect the team, paying close attention to the usual “problem points”. Brake fuel. Sand filter. Water pressure. Boiler cracks. Coal supply. Yes-Anding. Calling out the reality. Support. Making active choices. Not making-out randomly at McManus…..

So, again, sorry if you think our team (represented by this journal) deals in way too many train specifics. But, as well, we are not sorry. This is who we are. For now.

I got no catchy lead-in to your TRAIN OF THE DAY :



A Denver & Rio Grande Western 492 class K-37 backs toward the water tank at Chama, New Mexico…from all your friends, I MEAN FRIENDS, on the Pennyfeather Caboose. Oh, and I’ll say it again, GO to THE LOTTERY tonight. Seriously…especially you students….oh, and I like trains.
 
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