Re: Pitcher Night - Saturday, April 19

PatBaer

hey, that's me
#61
I was in our CT branch, when suddenly it hit me: we don't have a CT branch!!

Hope all went well.

~Patrick Baer
Head of Personal Growth
 

Dunford

Among Men, Dunford
#62
FOR THE BENEFIT OF THOSE WORKING FROM OUTSIDE OFFICES ONLY (Apologies for the satellite downtime. It won't happen again.)

MY NOTES FROM THE MEETING

9:00pm. Items for raffle in place. First drinks of evening. Going well thus far.

9:45pm. Alcoholic rep/Mascot Kimmy Gatewood has procured shots! Kamikazes. Awesome.

10:00 pm. Giveaways going well. More employees coming.

10:30 pm. Raffle going well.

11:00 pm. Pitcher - beer- good.

11:30 pm. (unintelligible scrawl)

My notes end here.

Congratulations to our raffle winners (prizes included DVDs of "Breakin' 2: Electric Boogaloo" "Tchiakovsky" and "Reefer Madness," books, videotapes, CDs, lollipops, gum, and one can of red beans). Congratulations to our new employees! Salutations on the birthdays of our CEO and Attorney General! We keep good things alive, indefinitely!

D.Dunford
Upstate Affairs
 
#65
Did you find my CDs - shot in the dark

While attending the meeting last night I was a very good employee and drank many pitchers.

Now that I've helped the company maybe someone that was there can help me.

This is a shot in the dark but did someone happen to pick up a small Case Logic CD case with about 10 CDs in it (including 2 mix CDs)?

My bag was overturned when I retrieved it from the table where all of the coats etc were being stored so it may have fallen out (I have blind faith in humanity and the people there that no one intentionally walked away with my CDs that I use for teching shows)

Anyhoo, if you picked it up great. PM me, I kinda need them.

Thanks,

Madalyn
Accounts Payable

oh and I already called off the wagon no one there found them.
 
#66
Dear Sirs/Madams..
Thank you for taking me on as a new employee
of "The Company".It was good to touch base
with the various members of the "research dept".
However,I was concerned about discovering
all of
the Killians Red in
the water cooler.Oh well.Must have been
an oversight by the "creative team".Looks like
Here's to a
strong fiscal quarter!
TS
Hops/Barley/Foosball advisor
PS.Congrats to the Dunford Raffle
winners.Especially the lucky bastard
that walked off with the can of red beans.
 
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