FOR THE BENEFIT OF THOSE WORKING FROM OUTSIDE OFFICES ONLY (Apologies for the satellite downtime. It won't happen again.)
MY NOTES FROM THE MEETING
9:00pm. Items for raffle in place. First drinks of evening. Going well thus far.
9:45pm. Alcoholic rep/Mascot Kimmy Gatewood has procured shots! Kamikazes. Awesome.
10:00 pm. Giveaways going well. More employees coming.
10:30 pm. Raffle going well.
11:00 pm. Pitcher - beer- good.
11:30 pm. (unintelligible scrawl)
My notes end here.
Congratulations to our raffle winners (prizes included DVDs of "Breakin' 2: Electric Boogaloo" "Tchiakovsky" and "Reefer Madness," books, videotapes, CDs, lollipops, gum, and one can of red beans). Congratulations to our new employees! Salutations on the birthdays of our CEO and Attorney General! We keep good things alive, indefinitely!
D.Dunford
Upstate Affairs