Re: Pitcher Night - Saturday, April 19

Alex

Alex

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#41
#41
I want a job. My friend told me you, um could use some help. I've got all types of experience n'shi...stuff. I know how to answerphones, take notes and get truly fucked up.

I won't be able to attend the meeting until 9:30pm but I'm sure I can make up for it. My dad said you have to hire me.
 
Eli

Eli

BLAST OFF!!!
#42
#42
WE KEEP GOOD THINGS ALIVE, INDEFINITELY!

As many of you know, Alex's father saved my life in Panama during Operation Just Cause back in '89. Alex, I'm sure we can find a position for you that will utilize your skills in a challenging and rewarding way.
As for the rest of you, we have arrived at a crucial time in our collective preparation for Saturday's conference. Many team members have been working long hours to ensure this meeting and all related activities will function smoothly. Collectively we must all start thinking about the mental and physical preparations necessary for Pitcher Night. Getting plenty of sleep tonight is crucial. Most of us have tomorrow off thanks to the holiday. This holiday is a gift. USE IT! Sleep in. Eat well. Exercise and take your vitamins. Also, have a few drinks tonight and tomorrow night. The work we as individuals put into preparing for this event will pay off as we come together and, in the words of our Attorney General, "Demonstrate to the world how truly fucked up we can get."
 
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FLAX

New Member
#43
#43
Originally posted by Alex
I want a job. My friend told me you, um could use some help. I've got all types of experience n'shi...stuff. I know how to answerphones, take notes and get truly fucked up.

I won't be able to attend the meeting until 9:30pm but I'm sure I can make up for it. My dad said you have to hire me.
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It sounds as though nepotism has infected "The Company".
 
Eli

Eli

BLAST OFF!!!
#44
#44
FLAX,
Need I remind you that your father also saved my life in Grenada during Operation Urgent Fury back in '83?
You came to me without a pot to piss in and now look at you... You've risen to become one of this company's most valued employees.
Remember, from every grain of sand can grow a pearl.
 
Dunford

Dunford

Among Men, Dunford
#45
#45
Among the raffle prizes: DVDs, magazines, and possibly even chances to hang out with some of our most prized employees.

Drawing will be at odd intervals during the meeting.

Alls I'm saying is, you got to be in it to win it.
 
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FLAX

New Member
#46
#46
Originally posted by Eli
FLAX,
Need I remind you that your father also saved my life in Grenada during Operation Urgent Fury back in '83?
You came to me without a pot to piss in and now look at you... You've risen to become one of this company's most valued employees.
Remember, from every grain of sand can grow a pearl.
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You have me there,sir.My Father is STILL
talking about Grenada.I guess I could use
a good "seminar" to set me straight again.
Flax
Security Consultant/Pearl farmer
 
Alex

Alex

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#47
#47
Re: WE KEEP GOOD THINGS ALIVE, INDEFINITELY!

Originally posted by Eli
Collectively we must all start thinking about the mental and physical preparations necessary for Pitcher Night.
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I've been raising pints at McManus all week, just to get ready for this meeting. Maybe tonight after Harold Night I'll be able to tackle a pitcher.

My dad would like to know if you still have that knee.
 
Eugenegue

Eugenegue

Ready for Spring
#48
#48
I'm going to be in NY this weekend and I hear that it has gotten expensive since I left. Unfortunately, in order to cover my expenses, I may be forced to find a temp job during my short stay.

Does anyone know of any companies that need a filer, telemarketer, or booze hound? One with a surplus of office supplies and a large water cooler posse would be preferable.

Thank you,
Eugene
 
LuluB

LuluB

PUPPY HEAD!
#49
#49
Originally posted by Eugenegue
I'm going to be in NY this weekend and I hear that it has gotten expensive since I left. Unfortunately, in order to cover my expenses, I may be forced to find a temp job during my short stay.

Does anyone know of any companies that need a filer, telemarketer, or booze hound? One with a surplus of office supplies and a large water cooler posse would be preferable.

Thank you,
Eugene
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i believe we have an opening in the research department. we will be researching the pitcher:trips to the bathroom ratio. is this work for which you feel you are qualified?

erika kern
research department
 
TerryJ

TerryJ

totoro
#50
#50
All Company passwords and usernames have been reset. To find out your new username and passwords, you must come to the mandatory meeting this Saturday.

-Terry
Systems Administrator
The Company®
We keep good things alive, indefinitely©
 
Purnell

Purnell

Active Member
#51
#51
We in the Finance department will be doing our final stress testing of the pitcher demand model before and after this evening's cage match. All data points are welcome.
 
Eugenegue

Eugenegue

Ready for Spring
#52
#52
Originally posted by LuluB
i believe we have an opening in the research department. we will be researching the pitcher:trips to the bathroom ratio. is this work for which you feel you are qualified?
erika kern
research department
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It just so happens that I've put in a $25,000 grant request to study the relationship between pitcher consumption and rate of nose powderin! Maybe, under your tutelage, I can work my way up to Nephrology Genius in Residence.
 
Todd Simmons

Todd Simmons

amazed
#53
#53
Eli,You might recall that MY Father
saved your life out in "The shit" during
the Rock Creek vs.Lake Oswego gang-wars of '86.
With those troubled days behind us I have heard the fable of your
climb up the "company"ladder from mail-room
to Management.I too would like to nepotistically "nose" my way into
a position I feel I have earned in every beer-soaked "conference-center"
from Scapoose to Syracuse.
Yours Truly,T.S.
 
Wrong Forum

Wrong Forum

New Member
#54
#54
I suspect that threads like this that promote New York City events would do better in the New York City Forum. Although it could be argued that the "Plugs" forum would also be a fine choice. :)
 
meaculpa

meaculpa

dreamy
#55
#55
Perhaps you are unaware that we are an international company who happens to be holding a meeting in the New York area. It is important that all of our offices be kept in the loop.

And this is not a plug, it is an ultimatum. Be there or you're fucking fired.

Brian
 
Jake Fogelnest

Jake Fogelnest

professional
#58
#58
I've started my own company. Anyone who wants to come with me should meet me in the lobby of the Chateau Marmount hotel now. I'll be sitting with Keanu Reeves. This is not a bit.
 
Erik with a "K"

Erik with a "K"

Marcisak ("Mar-See-Sack")
#60
#60
THE COMPNAY MEETING WAS AWESOME. Alot was learned about having fun in the position you have with The Company. Your "day-job" doesn't have to be your "death sentence", it can be fun & help all of humanity.

Eli & Adam & Kimmi organized one hell of a get-together. We should have more of these. Eli, will there be another summer football/kickball BBQ like last year in Park Slope? If so, I will be the Italian Ice-man, yet again.

Thanks again & happy birthday to you both, updogs.

Sincerely,
-erik
Erik Marcisak
Executive Learning Officer (ELO)
ext. 669
Main Building
2nd Floor, Suite 2024
 
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