Ranch Dressing Appreciation Thread

[MichelleD]

- penis

Oh, the imagery. Thanks!

 

[Maddy]

- veggie sticks ("pokey sticks???")

WORLD FAMOUS
POKEY STIX
HAND TOSSED PIZZA DOUGH COVERED WITH BUTTER & FRESH
GARLIC AND SMOTHERED WITH MOZZARELLA CHEESE.

http://www.gumbyspizza.com/Delivery_online.htm

Not a veggie in sight.

 

[MichelleD]

WORLD FAMOUS
POKEY STIX
HAND TOSSED PIZZA DOUGH COVERED WITH BUTTER & FRESH
GARLIC AND SMOTHERED WITH MOZZARELLA CHEESE.

http://www.gumbyspizza.com/Delivery_online.htm

Not a veggie in sight.

Dear lord. I think that technically, garlic may be a vegetable.

In my younger days I often subsisted entirely on garlic knots from here but they seem positively benign.

 

[ThePhilWells]

Ranch + a burger = glory.

 

[ruby sneakers]

I sometimes go to Dallas BBQ just for their homemade ranch dressing. It's the only place in New York that has good ranch. Some places don't even have ranch dressing at all. When I ask for ranch, they say, "Sorry, we don't have ranch, but we have bleu cheese."

NOT. THE. SAME. THING. NOT. EVEN. CLOSE.

or creamy italian. way worse (in this context).

 

[Marx the Spot]

"Pokey Sticks" sound like a euphemism for male genitalia. I sincerely hope they are tastier.

Oh, the imagery. Thanks!

You started it!

 

[MichelleD]

You started it!

Indeed. Oh when will this sexual peak and need for snacks ever end??

 

[Maddy]

Dear lord. I think that technically, garlic may be a vegetable.

You are right! I am wrong.


Bleu Cheese is NOT Ranch. Also that liquid that most places claim is Bleu Cheese is not Bleu Cheese.

 

[ensembleforlife]

the "King Ranch" two hours outside of Corpus Christi, Texas is 3 times the size of Rhode Island. and The King Ranch is two hours away from Patrick Swayze's ranch.



R.I.P

 

[rixtyseven]

The best dressing is love

 

[ensembleforlife]

The best dressing is love

i dress my pokey sticks in love.

 

[ssw]

Like on duck maybe??