Ranch Dressing Appreciation Thread

[ssw]

Rivaled only by bacon bits as a salad topping.
I also like with carrot sticks!

 

[rixtyseven]

fuck that shit, it's all about Russian dressing and grilled chicken.

 

[ThePhilWells]

Ranch used to just be on salads, and now it's all up on sandwiches and whatnot. Pizza Hut makes a kind of pizza stick that you dip in ranch "sauce". I appreciate ranch.

With my mouth.

 

[burns1]

I love Ranch dressing, and you can't get a decent one in this damn country.

It is with Root Beer, Goldfish Crackers and American style breakfasts on my list of reasons I want to emigrate to the US.

 

[Marx the Spot]

I sometimes go to Dallas BBQ just for their homemade ranch dressing. It's the only place in New York that has good ranch. Some places don't even have ranch dressing at all. When I ask for ranch, they say, "Sorry, we don't have ranch, but we have bleu cheese."

NOT. THE. SAME. THING. NOT. EVEN. CLOSE.

 

[MichelleD]

What the heck is 'ranch' flavor anyway? Who were the ad wizards who came up with that one? Does a ranch taste vaguely creamy and salty?

 

[Maddy]

Who were the ad wizards who came up with that one?

Hidden Valley.


Ranch dressing for my Pokey sticks!

 

[paulose]

Just thinking about this thread alone makes me want to go for an hour-long run, and I think I will now.

Thanks ranch dressing!

 

[MichelleD]

Apparently Californians dip their buffalo wings in ranch and not blue cheese. Weirdos.

 

[Will Choy]

Californians I know cover their pizza in ranch.

 

[rixtyseven]

gross

 

[MichelleD]

The San Andreas fault is full of ranch dressing.

 

[gktkd]

POKEY STICKS!

The secret to Chili's Ranch is that it's the hidden valley ranch powder in a vat of super blended sour cream, kept at barely under room temperature.

 

[b richardson]

I've been eating this bacon, chicken, ranch pizza lately. It's tops. I appreciate ranch on the same level as ketchup. It makes bad food tolerable, tolerable food good, good food great, but if you put it on great food then you're a real dick.

 

[burns1]

POKEY STICKS!

The secret to Chili's Ranch is that it's the hidden valley ranch powder in a vat of super blended sour cream, kept at barely under room temperature.

I love you!

We have Chili's here, and I just checked their menu online and they have ranch dressing.

I am so there this weekend.

 

[MichelleD]

"Pokey Sticks" sound like a euphemism for male genitalia. I sincerely hope they are tastier.

 

[Maddy]

"Pokey Sticks" sound like a euphemism for male genitalia. I sincerely hope they are tastier.

They are but just as many of each are in mouths of drunk college students weekly.

 

[Scotty561]

MMMM...Boiled Redskin New Potatoes covered in Ranch Dressing...
(Insert Homer Simpson Drool Noise Here)

 

[goldfish boy]

BAH!!! Creamy salad dressing is the enemy of the universe.

 

[Marx the Spot]

I am from California and these are the acceptable reasons for ranch dressing...

- french fries
- pizza crusts
- chicken wings
- salads
- potato skins
- mozzerella sticks
- garlic bread, knots, sticks
- veggie sticks ("pokey sticks???")
- penis

there might be more...