Ramblings of a bumbling Idiot

#1
:rolleyes:
Ok, for a short introduction. I am not much of a writer... In fact I am an engineer, which somehow ties me to some sort of mental track in which an instruction manual is more interesting than a fiction novel (incidentally it is).
However, being from the outside looking in for most of my life I have developed some sort of sixth sense of sarcasm and wrong time that has gotten me in trouble often enough for me to know better.... but why should I? I don't regret it, nor do I think I was wrong... in fact it seems pretty fucking obvious to me that if I had the chance I'd do everything the same way all over again...
So who am I?? Just some guy like the rest but different, common yet one of a kind, diverse yet annoyingly routinary and with an appetite for controversy that would border on the anti-social... but it isn’t. In fact to me, it’s simply stating the obvious that most people I deal with seem to never see as clearly (or do I imagine things?)
Its like being in a meeting where you have 6 people talking about the same thing but not saying anything at all. Always skirting the issues so as to not touch someone’s nerve. I’m the guy who says, "Are you all retarded? The answer is right in front of you but you don't want to say it because you find it more interesting to just talk shit and not get anywhere". Well fuck all that.
I’m a slave of efficiency and a tornado of spite for waste.
---------------------------------Takes breath----------------------------
What will I post here? Nothing. Just the rant of the day. Probably some sort of leftist comment on the stupidity of human nature... a narration of social Darwinism thought of the day. Maybe a rant on a piece of news reported by our good old corporate media.... And how about we start with this one:

>>9/11 Families and victims sue for 110 trillion.
In a potential complication for U.S. relations with Saudi Arabia, more then 600 relatives of Sept. 11 terrorism victims filed a lawsuit Thursday that accuses seven foreign banks, eight Islamic foundations and three members of the Saudi royal family of financing Osama bin Laden and his terrorist network. The relatives said their lawsuit, which seeks $100 trillion, aims to crush the financial pipeline that supports terrorism. " We will leave them high and dry, their bankrollers broke and bereft"<<
Now what the fuck is wrong with this news clip?

Dumbest fucking thing I have ever heard....
First: the lawyers will make with whatever is settled.
Second: the lawsuit names anyone with the Bin Laden last name (even after Osama himself has been expatriated and disowned by his family for years).
Third: we sue; they have oil, cat and mouse
Fourth: read about the Bush family financial dealings with the Bin Laden group (the family).
Fifth: can Colombians, Nicaraguans, Cubans, Argentineans, Koreans, Vietnamese, Japanese sue the US for financing regimes or operations which resulted in the deaths of thousands of civilians??? I mean, its not different than terrorism except its "legal"... Or how do you think that most of the cocaine came in to the US in 80/85?? The CIA looked the other way while they financed Manuel Noriega (a student of the School of the Americas) and you worry about "terrorism?".
In short, the country led by the idiot son of a moron files yet another reason for the world to laugh at us. Read between the lines, question the answers.

Or how about this one:
DROWNING POOL FRONTMAN DAVE WILLIAMS FOUND DEAD.
Somehow I don’t feel bad tho..
Found dead on his tour bus from stripper overdose or probably a cocktail of kool-aid and candy bars. Fucking idiot.
Im not sure what the lesson is:
Drugs are bad for you but if you’re so badass go and kill yourself or,
My band is so fucking stupid the best I can do for it is die.

I guess his body DID hit the floor.
 
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#2
a quick bumbling from a rambling idiot

on the news:
Disturbing scenes of death show capability with chemical gas
The disturbing tape begins with several men, some wearing Afghan style sandals, rushing from a room, shouting to each other to hurry. A dog is left behind in the enclosure, and after the men leave, a white liquid that gives off a gas is seen seeping from the left. The men's identity is never revealed.
Soon, the dog begins reacting to the gas, licking his lips in a sign of increased salivation – a sign, say some of the experts who were shown the tape by CNN, of a nerve agent.

I'm sorry... but this whole using cuddly little animals as shock factor to say terrorists are assholes is a bit underhanded. Appealing to the cuddly heart in all of us top make us say "these guys are assholes" is dumb.
1. Animal testing continues in many labs for the products a lot of people consider "needful", I mean, WE ALL NNEED our Papaya Mango Triple Latte Shampoo right!?
2. Hey, they are doing what our government has done for way far longer.
So what the fuck is the big deal? Terrorists do like terrorists do, like governments do. Now quit the fucking whining and get on with life. Theres people out there who hate the American way of live just as much as we could care less about theirs... fair? maybe not, but such is the way the world spins, and unfortunately, you don't have a choice. (Well you do, if you wanna be a test subject for a cosmetic factory.)

/end of rant
 
#3
Did you read the one about....

The man who raped a nun and then killed her with her own rosary beads?
I am at a complete loss of words. Somehow a nervous laugh came out of me when I read that news bit. Or maybe it was a silent cry. I am not sure. For some reason this one touched me in a strange way. I am not a religious person but this story is somehow too fucked up to even understand. I think about a life of celibacy and devotion to a god only to see it fade away in the most horrific way possible... I mean what was she thinking in those horrible moments? "where is my god?", "please save me god", "why me god?"
I'm not sure. But I think that its one of the cruelest jokes destiny could play with one's life. :(

Reminds me of a Screeching Weasel song:

"Consider the case of the women whose faith helped her make it through - When she was raped and cut up, left for dead in her trunk, her beliefs held true - It doesn't matter if it's real or not cause some things are better left without a doubt- And if it works, then it gets the job done and Somehow no matter what the world keeps turning - Somehow we get by without ever learning "

To what extent her faith helped her through we'll never know, but the sliver of heart I have makes me wish that it carried her far, far away while she tried to be somewhere else.
 
#4
This is classic! Did you read the one about...

The insurance agents who took policies on unsuspecting Guyanese inmigrants and then had them killed to claim the insurance money?
Ha, ha... sorry but I can't help to laught at how far people are willing to go for money... I mean they look at this dude's reports and see "wow, charles has sold 10 policies in 6 months and 10 people are dead, thats bad for the company to pay all that money, investigate".

*yawn* Im bored.
 
#5
A thought read somewhere

Your drivel is tired
Your stories are old
The mirror tells what you are
but you delude yourself to think you're the victim.
Quit it with this self-deprecating bullshit
You are shit like all the rest.

Anyways,
Its been a while and what a great while. In the past 2 months I've met the single most fucked person in the world and I loved every second of it.
*Highlights*:
* Has a kid
* Is 19
* Is a stripper (no longer)
* Claims to have slept with only 4 guys (I put her count well above 25)
* Sucks in bed (Who would have thought)
* Got arrested TWICE for possesion of narcotics (in 2 weeks)
* Has had 2 boyfriends per week since we broke up (3 weeks ago)
* Asked me to take her back
* Has the most awesome body I have seen in a while (picture later).
* Slept with the Insane Clow Posse (if there is merit in that)
* Had Scottie Pippen calling her for DAYS after he went to her strip joint (I got to say "What up Scottie, my girl's sleeping, call later")
I guess the best way to define a girl like ker is whore. But she was my charity case. and I lost it. Don;t know what made me think that at that age one could offer a little bit of advise (im not 40) but I realized after a few days that its not for her. So cheers to wasted time but a good wasted time, good thing i never let her borrow money, tv's or cd's. (I think she paid her bond with blowjobs to a guy I know).
HAHA! Oh well. Lets call her Dirty D.

On the news... nothing new or fucked up. Im angry.. Nothing that makes you say goddamn... except that i am super pissed because they used to have this arcade game that had you be a sniper. The gun had a little sight and everythying and you played missions from helicopters and shit.. super fun. Well after that little sniper unpleasantness, most arcades retired the game. WHA THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH THIS GODDAM COUNTRY!?!?!?!
Take Japan, the country where games and violence are synonym... gun related deaths last year: 39.
America, country of the afraid and ignorant. Land of the lawsuit and zero locus of control: 11000 gun related deaths.
I WANT MY SNIPER GAME BACK! I thought sniping was cool back in the day before those 2 assholes decided to play army men. (Well at least in games i like to be the sniper)

<end of rant>
Going to California for the weekend, wish i could drive and not fly.
 
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