Hey Dan, I don't mean to ask you to be a go-between, but can you tell Jane I need to know, "Blippedy Bobbedy hibbedy dibbedy," and let me know what she says?
A wicked witch has put a curse on you and only I know the spell!
Unfortunately, after that jello incident, you're not allowed to ever speak to me again...
You'll see Racecar if you're living every day to the max.
And everyone should be living every day to the max because who knows how long we will live before a rogue asteroid smashes into Earth and kills us all? I know I don't.