New Team
-"I feel like you're bringing me down." "Well, my cancer brought me down too!"
-"I'm a Philosophy professor, of course I’m down with cannabis.”
8:00
Dillinger
Brett: “I told you I was going to stop loving you once we got married!”
Anthony and Tanoye as the mysterious Butata!
Woods: “I don’t know how you expect me to do magic without the help of Christ?”…he later asks the question, “who was the first magician?”
Risa as King Bruce. My favorite line of that scene is when Tanoye has the crossbow and Wengert says, “Hey, put that back in my den!”
Ice-Nine
Brister: “Ding. Ding. Ding. The ROUNDUP!”
Gideon: “Wait, this is a football. What happened to the baby?”
Joe, after Erin and Katty refuse to buy a yellow ribbon, “Why don’t I just call the troops and have one of them shot!”
Gideon: “What happened to my grandmother?!” Joe walk-on, “Here, help me plant this ficus.”
9:30
Police Chief Rumble
Will: “Here’s your group fridge, where you can put your lunches.
Kula: “Awesome.”
Will: “Here’s the button that will destroy the world. Here’s your microwave.”
Katie: Just take me home.
Kula: We’ll take the pond. Raise the hydraulics.
Bobby: What kind of a meeting is for just 2? What kind of earth is without water? What kind of song is without pride or lyrics?
Outro- Kula, bring on the chair that Bobby broke earlier, “Well people, there’s no button that brings that back.”
Respecto
Chad to Jackie, who is staying in a burning down schoolhouse to solve a math problem, “When does the train get to Chicago?” Jackie, “I smell like Bacon!”
Owen, “The circus is black and white and smells like nothing.”
Paul, as the host of Bon Jovi’s Restaurant, “You’ll go down in a Blaze of Glory with our new chicken wings.”
Cagematch
The Rrrrrockets
Eli’s “Rrrroockets” fist pump. Get Suggestion. Audience countdown. “Blast Off!”
Campbell: Are you about to hug me?
Eli: No, you have shit on you.
Priest/Bride group game.
Oliver as a Ballerina, shitting on the ceiling.
Sam: I’ve been smoking for 23 years. Can one of you get my cancer for me?
And Dyna follows up last week’s “Big Moma” monkey, by playing an 800 pound tiger and a very old horse.
Swarm
Conroy’s Foghorn. Delaney, “That’s a foghorn. That’s proof positive that there is fog!”
Dave to Billy. “If you have a stupid dog you have to shoot it.” Billy shoots a near-by dog. “Shit, that ain’t my dog.”
Billy as the Midnight Rambler, who can “only ramble at midnight”
Conroy as the Ramblin’ Man.
And Delaney as the Midnight Toker.
Billy as a toad, “Welcome to Shady Glenn. This is my toadstool.” And then he takes it and leaves. Conroy, “What the fuck?!”
Billy entering: I’m back and I’m ruling the county now.
Secunda: But you’ve only been gone four hours.
Billy: I’m a terrible liar.
-"I feel like you're bringing me down." "Well, my cancer brought me down too!"
-"I'm a Philosophy professor, of course I’m down with cannabis.”
8:00
Dillinger
Brett: “I told you I was going to stop loving you once we got married!”
Anthony and Tanoye as the mysterious Butata!
Woods: “I don’t know how you expect me to do magic without the help of Christ?”…he later asks the question, “who was the first magician?”
Risa as King Bruce. My favorite line of that scene is when Tanoye has the crossbow and Wengert says, “Hey, put that back in my den!”
Ice-Nine
Brister: “Ding. Ding. Ding. The ROUNDUP!”
Gideon: “Wait, this is a football. What happened to the baby?”
Joe, after Erin and Katty refuse to buy a yellow ribbon, “Why don’t I just call the troops and have one of them shot!”
Gideon: “What happened to my grandmother?!” Joe walk-on, “Here, help me plant this ficus.”
9:30
Police Chief Rumble
Will: “Here’s your group fridge, where you can put your lunches.
Kula: “Awesome.”
Will: “Here’s the button that will destroy the world. Here’s your microwave.”
Katie: Just take me home.
Kula: We’ll take the pond. Raise the hydraulics.
Bobby: What kind of a meeting is for just 2? What kind of earth is without water? What kind of song is without pride or lyrics?
Outro- Kula, bring on the chair that Bobby broke earlier, “Well people, there’s no button that brings that back.”
Respecto
Chad to Jackie, who is staying in a burning down schoolhouse to solve a math problem, “When does the train get to Chicago?” Jackie, “I smell like Bacon!”
Owen, “The circus is black and white and smells like nothing.”
Paul, as the host of Bon Jovi’s Restaurant, “You’ll go down in a Blaze of Glory with our new chicken wings.”
Cagematch
The Rrrrrockets
Eli’s “Rrrroockets” fist pump. Get Suggestion. Audience countdown. “Blast Off!”
Campbell: Are you about to hug me?
Eli: No, you have shit on you.
Priest/Bride group game.
Oliver as a Ballerina, shitting on the ceiling.
Sam: I’ve been smoking for 23 years. Can one of you get my cancer for me?
And Dyna follows up last week’s “Big Moma” monkey, by playing an 800 pound tiger and a very old horse.
Swarm
Conroy’s Foghorn. Delaney, “That’s a foghorn. That’s proof positive that there is fog!”
Dave to Billy. “If you have a stupid dog you have to shoot it.” Billy shoots a near-by dog. “Shit, that ain’t my dog.”
Billy as the Midnight Rambler, who can “only ramble at midnight”
Conroy as the Ramblin’ Man.
And Delaney as the Midnight Toker.
Billy as a toad, “Welcome to Shady Glenn. This is my toadstool.” And then he takes it and leaves. Conroy, “What the fuck?!”
Billy entering: I’m back and I’m ruling the county now.
Secunda: But you’ve only been gone four hours.
Billy: I’m a terrible liar.
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