Porter's Last Harold Night

[PorterMason]

Hey all,

It's been great fun the last year and a half, being on a Harold team here at the theater, but I am moving on to greener pastures at the end of June. Why am I leaving? Look at this thread for details.

Anyway, this being the case, tonight is my last Harold Night performing with My Kickass Van. So come out tonight to Harold Night and see me off! We're up at 8 with Monkeydick. Have a good day.

Sincerely,
Porter

 

[JoeDub]

If you have some how missed Porter Mason every time he has performed improv over the past year and whatever, take a shower and come out to see the show tonight. You will be glad you did while you had the chance. But seriously, take a shower. I'm assuming you've been inside all that time or held hostage or trapped in a mine or something.

your friend,

joe wengert

 

[LuluB]

porter rocks the harold house!

 

[PatBaer]

Hells yeah. Ima gonna tech the last My Kick Ass Van show featuring Porter Mason.

YOU should be there!

 

[dippold]

*sniffle*

:mope:

*sniffle*

 

[Car]

dippold has sars!

 

[Buster]

Jackie: Welcome to the stage, MY KICKASS VAN!

Lights. "Wouldn't it be nice" blasts.

Charlie, Fountain, Tarik, Webber, Jane, Mary run on from the audience. They look confused...."Where's Porter?" they think.

Beat.

Stage Right door opens....who is it? IT'S PORTER!

Hurray!

Porter: Hello everyone, we are My Kickass Van. And we are going to do a Harold. We just need one suggestion to get started.

Eager guy in Audience: SHOE!

Porter: Shoe, thank you.

(harold begins)

Me and Kula look at each other and clank beer bottles. Dippold tells us to shut up.

The Van rocks it out.

 

[PatBaer]

While Porter doesn't get the blackout line, he is in the last scene.

The joy on the faces of the Van... just vunderbar!