You still don't have one?
and ben what kind of victim will you be on svu? will someone touch your buttocks? tee hee

I hope so, if not you should ask the writers to incorporate it in somehow. I think you should be a mentally handicapped 26 year old man who got touched (down there) by a 24 year old man who isn't mentally handicapped and the lawyers argue about whether this was a sex crime or not. Oh wait , they've already done that ........ every 3rd episode
Is your episode number divisable by three?