Peroni Beroni Birthday-oni...?

delabarre

Pretty Pretty Pony
#1
I got nuthin... HAPPY BIRTHDAY LADY!!! YOU SO HOT! THANK YOU FOR BEING IN MY LIFE! LOVE YOUR SMILE!!! I GOT YOUR STICKER ON MY PALM PILOT, BABY!:up: :up: :up:
 

delabarre

Pretty Pretty Pony
#2
and check out the other thread in "OFF TOPIC" which makes me think of "HOT POCKET" which makes me hungry.... [door slam...sound of running down the steps - running up the steps... door slam] Sorry - BYE! [door slam... running...door slam] Forgot my phone. [Door slam... runni - trip! falling down stairs] OOF OOOF OOOOOF! [sound of old neighbor lady screaming - ambulance pulling up - sound of smashing thru front door] Pulse is weak! Thready! Wait! He wants to say something! [thru raspy blood soaked breaths] Hot... Pocket... mmm. pocketyyy... please[wheeze] tell[wheeze] Heather[cough] sorry... Heather[wheeze] She has to [cough, wheeze] bring the candy now! [death rattle - heart monitor wails single, long tone] We lost him... Let that be a lesson... JUNK FOOD KILLS. aaaaaaand scene. HAPPY BIRTHDAY HOTTIE!
 
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