Pay me cash to not coach you

[VarietyUndrgrnd]

I will not coach you for $50 every three hours. This works out to $400/day. It's worth it, trust me! You DON'T want me as your coach. True, I have no desire to coach anybody in anything, least of all improv, and thus probably won't coach you whether you pay me not to or not, but that $400/day will GUARANTEE I won't coach you. Otherwise, the risk of my coaching you is infinitesimal but present and potentially deadly, like aortic dissection.

I will also accept cash to not talk to you or date you.

 

[Demblowski]

Are you free on Tuesday?

 

[Holmes]

Not To Coach and Not To Talk and Not To Date

Love, Grammar Gestapo

 

[VarietyUndrgrnd]

Hey GG, you got what looks like a sentence fragment in that post. Also, there seems to be something wrong with your keyboard's punctuation keys and shift key. Check into that.

YOU GOT SERVED.

Demblo -- yes, I am free to not coach you on Tuesday.

 

[Holmes]

I didn't know then, but I just FOUND OUT!