pat baer! pat baer! pat baer!

Eric Appel

Always Be Closing
#1
"Some dude thought of putting a window on the side of his business and figured out he could sell food through it. That guy...millionaire!"

I can't wait to hang out with Pat Baer again next week!
 

dominic dierkes

Love, Laughter, Truth
#5
He has to take out Schwartz and Fathelbab, otherwise I'll never get to see Baer in Cagematch action.

No offense, Schwartz and Fathelbab, but I need me some one man Baer improv.

Well, maybe some offense to Schwartz just cuz he's half of the lamest sketch duo to ever cross the Hammerkatz.
 
#6
Mo-Be

On behalf of the lamest sketch team ever constructed, let me congratulate Pat Baer. His show was amazing. He had everyone laughing and eagerly listening to the next word he was going to say. It was awesome.
Let me also say that next week's competition, Mo-Be (Mo and I) are awaiting our chance to break up Pat's hanging out sessions. If we win, Pat will have to shave hair from some section of his body.... Says I!
 
#7
Pat Baer, you rock star!

He needs to take out Scwartz and Fathelbab AND the following week's challenger for me to see some Baer in the cage.

Go Pat!
 
#8
I love Pat Baer and all, and he had a much better show tonight than his amazing show last week, but business is business. I hate to do this to a friend but Schwartz and I have to at least try to take down Pat Baer.

Pat Baer, I do this with love. Forgive me.
 

dcpierson

bits save lives.
#9
Fathelbab: only guilty by his association to Schwartz.

Schwartz: only guilty by his association to Gibbons.

Gibbons: Not in this show.

Coward.
 
#10
Nick Gibbons is out of town for the holidays, Hammerkatz.

But Mo-Be is still in NYC. This battle is between us and Pat Baer. It is a fight that we must undertake. Only one winner will survive. It will be a tough one. People will be hurt.
 
#12
Congrats Pat!!! I can't believe you took both Stomping Ground Plus and Mother down. OMG, Pat has become a improvmatic genius!!! I just think The Baer is just awesome. I just hope he can manage to keep his hair intact through next week.
 
#15
Pat Baer told me tonight that he'll slap the N back into MO-BE (for Mo & Ben). Though it was trash talk against us, I thought it was brilliant. Had to share with the rest of you.
 
#17
Wow, Pat Baer. You sure do love talking smack. I, on the other hand, will take the high road and let my improv do the talking.... for the awesome Mo-Be Cagematch run that will begin this upcoming Thursday night!
 
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