All right, I've had my fun. I've been hoarding one extra ticket to tonight's sold-out Colin Meloy (Decemberists frontman) show tonight at the Fez Under Time Cafe. The show is at 11 but you'd have to get there by 10 to get the ticket.
Hoarding this ticket has made me feel very powerful, but it's time to put that aside and do the right thing. If you want it, e-mail me (do not PM) via the "e-mail" button at the bottom of this post. It's $15 plus $2.54 service fee=$17.54. (If you're strapped for cash, I'll accept $17.50.) I'll select who gets the ticket by some kind of arbitrary and unfair method that I haven't thought of yet. Rest assured, people will get hurt.
PS. Feel free to hijack this thread and make it a list of who's going. I'm probably going to eat at the restaurant around 9:00, FYI.