Oh WOW! OMG! I SOcan't believe i'm starting a JOURNAL!?! But I SO AM!

[Tawny!]

Oh WOW! OMG! I SO can't believe i'm starting a JOURNAL!?! But I SO AM!

:loopy: Can U believe it? I TOTALLY can't! :loopy:

I mean, my BFF :love: Lindsay:love: send me this link to this site to read TOTALLY TRUE STORIES ABOUT PORN and i was all Why are you sending me this PERV?!?! but she was all No, this was on some radio show and i have ALWAYS wanted 2 B a star. EVERYONE says i should be an actress and she said if i started a DIARY here i would get on Satirday Nite Live and ThE RaDiO!!!!

WHAT M I doing? this is wild

My name is TAWNY and i am 16 years old. I've never done improv but i <3 that show WHO'S LINE COME'S NEXT ANYWAY? It is the most HI-Larious show ever! :up:

I want U Guys to tell me all about improvisation like, where do you keep coming up with PARTY QUIRKS! I would be sooooooooooooooooooooooo scared to get onstage without any lines or whatever!

HELLO!?!? I CAN'T BELIEVE U R STill READING THIS!!!!! :exp:

So radio peeps! U have found YOUR NEXT STAR!

I'm totally going to write about how K R A Z Y my life is!

[size= 5]BOYS! SKOOL! Being a GURL! and Now, the new thing i <3 in life, IMPROVISATING! ! [/size]

Later Gators! :blush:

 

[Tawny!]

:worm:

that is U checking out my journal!!!! How awesome!?!?!?THANK U!

there R sooooo many n!ce peeple on this site and i hope we can all be friends! i want 2 take classes and stuff! a lot of peeple sent me pr!vate messages welcoming me and saying they like me, but one there was 1 BIG problem! ---- NOT ENUFF CUTE BOYZ!?!?!:cop:

:loopy: Haha, just kidding.

L!ndsay (my BFF in the w0rld!:love: ) is the one who is b0y krazeeee :loopy: She's already kissed 5 BOYZ! which is 2 more than me. (one doesn't count cause he's my cousin and it was just one time playing sp!n the b0ttle!)

Lindsay, th!nks i M :loopy: cause i say i'll read all these b00ks, and i'm gonna B on SATIRDAY NITE L!VE!?!?!and then make movies like Mike Meyes like AUSTIN POWERS!

this lilttle paragraph is just for m!n!-me if u r out there or reading this! U R SOOOOOOOOOOOOOO cute when I M famous we should hang-out cause my older sister mkakes fun of me for being short so i know what u have been thru! she used 2 say my parents put in the a doggy door not four our dog :love: moosle :love: but 4 me cause i was so tiny!

ANYWAY 2morrow i am going to start my new life as an improvisator!?!?!?!?:loopy:

1. STEP 1 :love: - GET SOME IMPROV B00KS!?!?!?
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[Tawny!]

AWESOME! AWESOME! AWESOME!

2day was !NSAN3!:exp:

I woke up early because i wanted my mom to drive me to the mall to buy me some b00ks 2day about improvating!:up: Here's what was on my l!st:

• The Truth About Comedy by Ed Close
• Improv by by Keith John Stone
• Improv! Improv! Improv! A 1001 and One Games to Play by Siddd Fich
• Improv for Dummies!!

My m0m was like WHAT ARE ALL THESE B00KS U R GETTING? and i was allWELL D0N'T U WANT ME 2 B FAMOUS?!?! and then i told her how i was was already g0ing to 2 B on THIS AMERICA'S LIFE on the radi0! she asked me WHEN? and i t0ld her soon! but first u have 2 buy me these books!?!?!

ANYWAY my mom wound up only buying me 1 b00k, and they had 2 special order it!(The Truth in Comedy) but that's kewl cause she wound up buying me like a dozen things at H & M best of all this tiny-t (the only kind m!ni!-me must wear!)

now if i only had a BOYFRIEND

hell0! justin (as in timerberlake!) i m availabe and now so R U! and U never know, i may B more famous than U someDAY! JUST KIDDING!?!?!:loopy:

i TOTALLY CAN'T wait for my b00k to arrive!!!!! uke:

thought for the day: sm!le

 

[Tawny!]

UR AWESOME!?!?!

OMG!??!?!?LIFE IS SO KRAZY!

so, i am sooooooooo sorry i haven't like written in my jurnal in SOOOOOOOOOOOOOO long. i've been ULTRA-BUZY with the start of skewl (ew!) and my sisters wedding (yay!) and Lindsay (my BFF!) getting leukemia

ANYWAY!!?!?!Sooooo i totally saw that the Right Citizen Brigade is having a class for teens(that's me!?!?!taught by Kurt Brownholer and i am SOOOOOOOO there!?!?! I want 2 do it, but i don't have th3 $$$ since i spent my allowance buying ties and tank tops (i :love: avril?!?!)

I got my improvisating b00ks :worm: but they've just been collecting dust cuz i was so buzy. 2MORROW I WILL START Reading THEM. Plus i have 2 read a literal ton of books for skewl

• Catching the Rye by Jed Salinger
• Animal Farm by George Orsonwelles (come on, a KIDS BOOK?!?!)
• Tom Sawyer by E.E. Cummings

how am i ever gonna find a BOYFRIEND when i'm reading and improvisating and going to skewl and stuff? i'll guess i'll just have to wait till my one true :love: gets back from russian space, right LANCE BASS?!?!JK! I don't even think he's that kewt.

i TOTALLY promise 2 B better about writing here. Don't B MAD?!?! I :love: u all soooooooo much! ur my REAL FRIENDS!!!!!?!?!


thought for the day: why'd you have 2 go and make things so complicated?