Oh my god

[Mr. Stampede]

Oh my god, I could use a f@#$^ philly cheese steak right now.

This has never happened to me before.

What is a girl in Minneapolis supposed to do?

Should I just put my head between my knees until it passes?
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[Dritsas]

Well, Jill, there is only one solution: You'll have to come back and run one of your awesome workshops again. There are a lot of new improv kids in town that would love your brand o' improv. I sure as heck would take it again!

Besides, its been too long since Philly has seen the Drum Machine!

 

[Loki]

They actually ship them overnight, but not as good reheated of course

http://www.tasteofphiladelphia.com/catalog2.html

 

[JessiSnow]

Shut up, Nelson.
Doing workshops in Philly is a great time!! Ask Ari V. He wants to visit us again soon. Call Greg Maughan, set up a date. We’ll see you there. . . then to Pat’s or Gino’s or Jim’s or something.

 

[Alonzo Mosley]

Should I just put my head between my knees until it passes?

While always a good time, not necessarily the right substitute for a good cheese steak.

 

[Worldy]

Unless your knees are baked by Amoroso, it probably won't measure up.

You're never going to find an adequate cheesesteak in Minneapolis, but Philly's still there if you can get there. And it sounds like the kids want workshops! Make them pay big bucks.

 

[maughangl]

Jill, if you think this craving is gonna last a while, then PM me or shoot PHIT an email (contact@phillyimprovtheater.com) about doing a workshop later this year.

 

[ick1019]

Come. Please. Thanks.

 

[Mr. Stampede]

Oh my god it's been 24 hours, right? Should I call my physician? Wait! I'm uninsured! EEK!

Yeah, I'll totally come to Philly. Someone hire me. jbernard@comedysportztc.com
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[ooberwench]

You should come to Philly because we can finally meet - and make a society of people that Shaun Landry has taken to a sex club. Yipeeiyay!

 

[karenle893]

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[Jennings]

Yeah, I'll totally come to Philly. Someone hire me. jbernard@comedysportztc.com

If PHIT doesn't grab you first...Fancy another appearance at Funny Fest?

This will be #5

You could be our Special Guest Star villian in Killer Pussy.

 

[Holmes]

Is there going to be another Female Funny Fest some time soon? I missed it last time and want to go this time.

 

[karenle893]

Why yes, yes Mr. Holmes
Funnyfest #5 Coming to you in '06

 

[Mr. Stampede]

WOW! Let me know the skinny.
I'll come to Philly nine hundred times.

I saw a so-called Philly cheese steak at the gas station last night and I laughed at it, LAUGHED!!
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[Worldy]

I saw a so-called Philly cheese steak at the gas station last night and I laughed at it, LAUGHED!!

What was it driving?

 

[Mr. Stampede]

me crazy!
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