NECKBEARD This Friday at I.O. West!!!

tsac77

Couldn't Care Few-a
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Your favorite long-form improv pirates are back for more adventures on the high seas! Come join Neckbeard at this Friday's Black Box Boogaloo -- free shows all night, free pizza, free soda! Yes, I said free soda! Holy shit, free soda!

FRIDAY, AUGUST 5TH
8:00PM Sharp
Improv Olympic West
Black Box Theater
FREE!!!


Grandma's Secret Recipe for NECKBEARD is:

1 cup MARY BUCKLEY
3/4 cup PHIL CARLSON, softened
2 ripe MOLLY HAWKEYs
2 teaspoons ANNIE HOFF
2 cups all-purpose TIM SACCARDO
1 teaspoon MELISSA SORRENTINO extract
2 1/4 cups chopped MOH WAINSCOTT

Mix all ingredients in a large bowl, add audience suggestion, and bake for 25 minutes on stage until light brown and/or hilarious.

AHOY!
 

paulachu

I'm a People Paula.
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Dear Neckbeard,

I'm not sure why but, upon seeing your group's name, I almost threw up. In fact, I'm almost throwing up right now, just thinking about when that other thing happened. This is awful.

Best Regards,
Paula
 
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