(No beverage yet. However, Amy Rhodes and Shannon O'Neill submitted this conversation in the hope of it getting posted. Conrgats girls, you made it.)
ThermoTheater [11:58 AM]: terry's journal never fails to entertain!
UncleSally [11:59 AM]: i know!
UncleSally [12:00 PM]: and he gives away peoples IM handles!
UncleSally [12:00 PM]: We should have a conversation about his journal VIA IM email it to him, and Fingers crossed..he'll post it!
ThermoTheater [12:00 PM]: great idea - begin!
UncleSally [12:00 PM]: We already have!
ThermoTheater [12:01 PM]: okay but should we start over? i don't know. i am so nervous! no one knows who thermo theater is. i don't think he tells people!
UncleSally [12:05 PM]: Don't be nervous. Take a deep breath. this is for IRC fame
ThermoTheater [12:05 PM]: okay - I will try to "act cool". Anyway, so Terry's journal is funny, huh? (Pause.) How am I doing?
UncleSally [12:07 PM]: Yeah. I get that warm fuzzy feeling inside of me, when I see his away message pad next to his name on my buddy list pops up. Cause i know he is getting his beverage.
UncleSally [12:07 PM]: That was sentence of 'ungrammer'
ThermoTheater [12:09 PM]: Yesterday, when I couldn't log onto the IRC Board (horror) I was like "What is Terry DRINKING?!" And you know what, I just didn't know. I had no way of knowing.
UncleSally [12:10 PM]: Oh my gosh. Thermo (not revealing your real name) you should of called me at work! I had access to his beverage.
UncleSally [12:10 PM]: Don't ever do that to yourself again
ThermoTheater [12:11 PM]: I won't, UncleSally! Trust me - it was not a good day. I don't have much else to say about Terry's journal. But that is what makes it great - it is short and sweet and to the point. Just like Terry, really.
UncleSally [12:12 PM]: A True Journal. I really don't have much more to say either to be honest. You can call me Shannon by the way. Terry already revealed who Uncle Sally is.
ThermoTheater [12:13 PM]: He DID? That bastard! Trust no one!
UncleSally [12:14 PM]: yeah. He's a cockgobbler. maybe that should be his bevearage of the day
ThermoTheater [12:14 PM]: That is telling it like it is, sister!
UncleSally [12:14 PM]: We really are being much to nice to the guy
ThermoTheater [12:15 PM]: Screw him!
UncleSally [12:15 PM]: He snaps a photo, adds very minimal text and he wants praise?
UncleSally [12:15 PM]: I think I might murder him actually
ThermoTheater [12:15 PM]: Full circle! Nice work!
UncleSally [12:16 PM]: Should we send this to Terry now?
ThermoTheater [12:16 PM]: yeah! that is good stuff - i think we did well
UncleSally [12:17 PM]: yeah, pat yourself on the back thermo. By the way I am having Progresso Hearty Penne in chicken Broth for lunch
ThermoTheater [12:17 PM]: that sounds pretty good. i should shower soon
UncleSally [12:18 PM]: Tell me what you are having for lunch!
UncleSally [12:18 PM]: Mine is still in the can on my desk. Boy I wish I had a camera right now...
ThermoTheater [12:19 PM]: well i just ate some egg beaters not too long ago so lunch: outlook not so good.
UncleSally [12:20 PM]: damn. I am having a few croutons in my soup also.
UncleSally [12:20 PM]: okay..I think you should send this to terry
ThermoTheater [12:20 PM]: no YOU send it
UncleSally [12:20 PM]: What is his email?
UncleSally [12:20 PM]: is it that earthling shit?
ThermoTheater [12:21 PM]: email@example.com
UncleSally [12:22 PM]: does he get that at work?
ThermoTheater [12:23 PM]: yeah
UncleSally [12:23 PM]: I'll just ask his ASSface
UncleSally [12:23 PM]: okay..i am gonna send this NOW
UncleSally [12:23 PM]: like from the very last email on...
ThermoTheater [12:23 PM]: okay! jesus! i have informed him
UncleSally [12:23 PM]: I mean last IM on..fuck i screwed up our entire conversation
ThermoTheater [12:24 PM]: he can edit
UncleSally [12:24 PM]: that would be rude if he did
UncleSally [12:24 PM]: He's rude
UncleSally [12:24 PM]: okay i am seriously sending it now
ThermoTheater [12:24 PM]: no he needs to do work! he is so lazy
UncleSally [12:24 PM]: oh i am putting that last part from you in!