Messages Away!

[Jeez...man]

04/08

GOGGLEMEN: away message!
Auto response from MissFlyKitten: Making sweet sweet love
GOGGLEMEN: ha!
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GOGGLEMEN: away message!
Auto response from Tweetie gh: I asked to borrow this old lady's scissors, and she thought I said "spritzers," so she sprayed me. Turns out, I'm allergic to bubbles. So...
GOGGLEMEN: ha!
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GOGGLEMEN: away message!
Auto response from MoriartyFL: If I'm not asleep, I'm at the hospital getting my rabies shots, just like every day for the next twelve days.
GOGGLEMEN: ha!
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GOGGLEMEN: away message!
Auto response from goodamey: I fell in love with a baked potato and i started to dance.....in France...i took a walk in the woods....fuck yeah....it's nice!
GOGGLEMEN: ha!
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GOGGLEMEN: away message!
Auto response from Xaserax: any pitch ideas? something on the administration's preoccupation with missile defense perhaps? google (the site)? a wacky story, perhaps? please tell it to me.
GOGGLEMEN: ha!
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Auto response from Pbaer41: And we'll have fun, fun, fun till our Daddy takes our T-Bird away.
GOGGLEMEN: ha!
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GOGGLEMEN: away message!
Auto response from Tom Ace 2: what the douche!
GOGGLEMEN: hmm...a repeat!
GOGGLEMEN: I don't even remeber, If it is or isn't.
GOGGLEMEN: Oh well.
GOGGLEMEN: ha
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GOGGLEMEN: away message!
Auto response from SweetDaddyPurns: [Away for 25s] Maundy Thursday is my favorite Thursday. Last Supper y'all
SweetDaddyPurns:
GOGGLEMEN: HA!
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That's it for today
Auto-response from Rocco
I'm away from the journal right now.

 

[Jeez...man]

04/09

GOGGLEMEN: awaymessage
Auto response from RossWhite: now I am convinced that Rocco is stalking me
GOGGLEMEN: ha!
GOGGLEMEN: no.
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GOGGLEMEN: awaymessage!
Auto response from MoriartyFL: The bunny was very sleepy, so he was still asleep and didn't wake up.
GOGGLEMEN: ha!
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GOGGLEMEN: awaymessage!
Auto response from Pbaer41: Holy Crap, I just made a bomb out of tin foil, a 9volt battery, and some gum. Suck on that, MacGuyver!
GOGGLEMEN: ha!
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GOGGLEMEN: awaymessage
Auto response from Tom Ace 2: ah george benson.... try to make a crappy song
GOGGLEMEN: ha!

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That's it for today
Auto-response from Rocco
I'm away from the journal right now.

 

[Jeez...man]

04/12

GOGGLEMEN: away message!
Auto response from Mir777: spam spam spam incredible spam spam spam
GOGGLEMEN: ha!
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GOGGLEMEN: away message!
Auto response from MoriartyFL: Asleep or at work or some other stupid thing. I need a steady job and a place to live.
GOGGLEMEN: ha!
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GOGGLEMEN: away message!
Auto response from Kevhines12: Today is a busy day. IM me and distract me at your own risk*.


*no risk involved in IMing me
GOGGLEMEN: ha!
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GOGGLEMEN: away message!
Auto response from WillieBHines: out taking over the world. but nicely.
GOGGLEMEN: ha!
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That's it for today
Auto-response from Rocco
I'm away from the journal right now.

 

[Jeez...man]

04/13

(side note: Today I am on a computer that does not show who's away. So today I had to blindly guess. Plus, the away messages come out as werid. Due to laziness I did not fix them)

GOGGLEMEN:
MoriartyFL: away message! Bleh. Rain. My eyes are tired.
GOGGLEMEN: ha!
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RossWhite:
GOGGLEMEN: away message! currently discovering the cure for smallpox. and evaluating course outlines. holla if you need me, but I ain't free to chat right now.
GOGGLEMEN: ha!
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Tweetie gh:
GOGGLEMEN: away message! I'm undercover in rural Alabama. I'm the brunette with nice teeth driving a stove.
GOGGLEMEN: ha!
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GOGGLEMEN: away message!
Pbaer41: I'm off to fight the invisible butt-slappers. Don't worry, I have a secret weapon: a wheelchair!
GOGGLEMEN: ha!
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That's it for today
Auto-response from Rocco
I'm away from the journal right now

 

[Jeez...man]

04/14

GOGGLEMEN: away message!
Auto response from Pbaer41: I'm writing a story about a guy who went away.
GOGGLEMEN: ha!
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GOGGLEMEN: away message!
Auto response from Kevhines12: on the phone
GOGGLEMEN: HA!
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GOGGLEMEN: away message!
Auto response from Tweetie gh: I won a Tony. Not the Theatre Wing award, a guy named Tony. He's polite and all, but I'm not sure how to entertain him. People's Court, maybe?
GOGGLEMEN: ha!
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GOGGLEMEN: away message!
Auto response from Tom Ace 2: blathering blatherskites!
GOGGLEMEN: ha!
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GOGGLEMEN: away message!
Auto response from erinrosefoley: My job is not important, and the amount of effort I invest means nothing. Two hour lunch, anyone?
GOGGLEMEN: ha!
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That's it for today
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I'm away from the journal right now

 

[Jeez...man]

04/17

GOGGLEMEN: away message!
Auto response from Pbaer41: I found the secret to an easy life. Wanna know what it is? It'll cost you $1000.
GOGGLEMEN: ha!
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GOGGLEMEN: away message!
Auto response from katelikesyou: GOGGLEMEN Star Power! Makeeeeeeeee UP!
GOGGLEMEN: ha!
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GOGGLEMEN: away message!
Auto response from goodamey: Smells of Shit...flickaplickkkkikccc yeahhhhh yeahhh!
GOGGLEMEN: ha!!
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GOGGLEMEN: away message!
Auto response from Tweetie gh: It's sunny outside in a manner which I find untrustworthy. So I bought a hammock. Hammocks seem to make sunshine more trusty.
GOGGLEMEN: ha!
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GOGGLEMEN: away message!
Auto response from Kevhines12: be back soon
GOGGLEMEN: ha!
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That's it for today
Auto-response from Rocco
I'm away from the journal right now

 

[Jeez...man]

08/03 it's back.

Note: No Reason why it left.
No reason to why it came back. (Although, I belive Kate Spencer said she wanted to see it again.)


GOGGLEMEN: Away message!
Auto response from DrScottJennings: they don't pay me to follow my dreams.
GOGGLEMEN: Ha!
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GOGGLEMEN: away message!
Auto response from jefusan: I'm away from my computer, "seeing a man about a horse," if you know what I mean.

You don't?

See, there's this guy with a horse, and he was going to give it to me for free. Awesome, right? But here's the thing...what if the horse has bad teeth? I can't afford to pay all those horse dentist bills. I'm afraid to check his teeth, though, because I'm afraid the guy will think I'm being ungrateful.

Also, I led the horse to water once, and he refused to drink. Which made me look like an asshole.

I'll be back after I've sorted this all out.
GOGGLEMEN: ha!
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GOGGLEMEN: Away message!
Auto response from MoriartyFL: Solving mysteries!
GOGGLEMEN: Ha!

GOGGLEMEN: I think it's a repeat!
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GOGGLEMEN: away message!
Auto response from Xaserax: i'm at work . . .
GOGGLEMEN: ha!
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GOGGLEMEN: away message!
Auto response from Pbaer41: Be Right Back
GOGGLEMEN: whoa!
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That's it for today
Auto-response from Rocco
I'm away from the journal right now

 

[Jeez...man]

08/04

Note: Just the Enforcer today. I am not sure I spelled that correctly, but I do like the nickname for Jennings, and that Dragonfly!
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GOGGLEMEN: away message!
Auto response from DrScottJennings: this is a vague away message.
GOGGLEMEN: ha!
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That's it for today
Auto-response from Rocco
I'm away from the journal right now

 

[Jeez...man]

08/05

GOGGLEMEN: AWAY MESSAGE!
Auto response from MissFlyKitten: Sugar free jello!
GOGGLEMEN: HA!
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GOGGLEMEN: away message!
B Jakson: In that zone, where only computer nerds who appreciate show tunes can be...
GOGGLEMEN: HA!
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GOGGLEMEN: away message!
Auto response from TerrySeal: I'm feeling myself... disintegrate, Rocco. Like alka-seltzer, really. Down the hatch!
GOGGLEMEN: ha!
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GOGGLEMEN: AWAY MESSAGE!
Auto response from Tweetie gh: If you live ON Houston, do you live in Ho?
GOGGLEMEN: HA!
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That's it for today
Auto-response from Rocco
I'm away from the journal right now

 

[Jeez...man]

08/05

GOGGLEMEN: away message!
Auto response from Pbaer41: Go ahead and pretend I'm still here, GOGGLEMEN
GOGGLEMEN: ha!
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GOGGLEMEN: away message!
Auto response from Pbaer41: I believe I can fly... oh shit!!!!
GOGGLEMEN: ha!
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GOGGLEMEN: away messsage!
Auto response from rynrrynr: away
GOGGLEMEN: ha!
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That's it for today
Auto-response from Rocco
I'm away from the journal right now

 

[Jeez...man]

GOGGLEMEN: away message!
Auto response from Tweetie gh: The greatest thing you'll ever learn is just eat ham, and eat ham and eat ham.
GOGGLEMEN: HA!
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GOGGLEMEN: away message!
Auto response from RossWhite: I am in class right now, but you can hit me up if it's an emergency.
GOGGLEMEN: ha!
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GOGGLEMEN: away message?
Auto response from DrScottJennings: i don't want to work, i just want andy rocco to read my away message all day.
GOGGLEMEN: hA!
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GOGGLEMEN: away message!
Auto response from SweetDaddyPurns: [Away for 27s] I'm more away than your journal, GOGGLEMEN
SweetDaddyPurns:
GOGGLEMEN: Ha!
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GOGGLEMEN: away message!
Auto response from Pbaer41: I'm never gonna stop. Never gonna stop. NEVER. GONNA. STOP!!!!
GOGGLEMEN: ha!
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That's it for today
Auto-response from Rocco
I'm away from the journal right now

 

[Jeez...man]

08/10

GOGGLEMEN: away message!
Auto response from Pbaer41: New Team, Harold Night, Wheel of Bullshit.
GOGGLEMEN: ha!
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GOGGLEMEN: away message!
Auto response from MoriartyFL: OK, I'm not cleaning my room. I'm eating Beard Papas and playing video games.
GOGGLEMEN: ha!
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GOGGLEMEN: away message!
Auto response from RossWhite: eating dinner with THE CODE. See improv tonight at Skylight Exchange, 9 PM, $3. If it's not funny, you can pee on me.*



*The majority of the crowd would have to think so for this offer to be valid.
GOGGLEMEN: ha!
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That's it for today
Auto-response from Rocco
I'm away from the journal right now

 

[Jeez...man]

GOGGLEMEN: away message!
Auto response from Tweetie gh: "If you don't tie my shoes, I'm going to give your clothes to a stranger." -Me, ca. 1981
GOGGLEMEN: ha!
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GOGGLEMEN: away message!
Auto response from Tom Ace 2: what do ghosts in sheets dress up as for halloween?
GOGGLEMEN: Ha!
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GOGGLEMEN: away message!
Auto response from DrScottJennings: im a great big douche.
GOGGLEMEN: ha!
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GOGGLEMEN: away message!
Auto response from LEARN NC Ross: You really should check out INSIDE IMPROV, every Friday and Saturday at midnight at the Inside Scoop in Chapel Hill. It's only $3.
GOGGLEMEN: ha!
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GOGGLEMEN: away message!
Auto response from Pbaer41: I'd rather be napping.
GOGGLEMEN: ha!
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That's it for today
Auto-response from Rocco
I'm away from the journal right now

 

[Jeez...man]

08/12

GOGGLEMEN: away message!
Auto response from liminal999: Peter Olson: Idle since 1974. (If I'm idle during normal work hours I'm probably at work.)
GOGGLEMEN: ha!
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GOGGLEMEN: away message!
Auto response from Aperockets: a lotta bitches think he's overly chauvinistic
GOGGLEMEN: Ha!
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GOGGLEMEN: away message!
Auto response from Pbaer41: Um, if she loves you, don't do it with her sister.

Trust me.
GOGGLEMEN: ha!
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That's it for today
Auto-response from Rocco
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[Jeez...man]

08/13

GOGGLEMEN: Away message!
Auto response from Tom Ace 2: at the PLAYGROUND (you know!)
that's where i saw this cutie
this girl was winking and she looked so fine.
on the MONKEYBARS
we climbed up to the top and
she touched my hand that's when i fell in love
IESHA
you are the girl that i've never had and i want to get to know you better
IESHA
you know i want you so bad, and there's nothing anyone can do to keep me away from you
GOGGLEMEN: ha!
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GOGGLEMEN: away message!
Auto response from DrScottJennings: chicago for the weekend.
GOGGLEMEN: ha!
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GOGGLEMEN: away message!
Auto response from Aperockets: let me tell you dudes what I do to protect this:
shoot at you actors like movie directors

(this ain't a movie, dawg)
GOGGLEMEN: ha
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That's it for today
Auto-response from Rocco
I'm away from the journal right now

 

[Jeez...man]

08/16

Note: I have been thinking, of spicing up the away messages. When I get the message instead just "Away message!" I was thinking of saying
"Away message, Bitch!" "Away message, Sucka!"
"Away message! you old busted trick!" "Away message, Chumpwich!"
"Away message! Sweetass!" I dunno. Keep it simple, Rocco.
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GOGGLEMEN: away message!
LEARN NC Ross: I'm here, though
GOGGLEMEN: I see.
LEARN NC Ross: I ruined your bit!
LEARN NC Ross: I'm sorry!
LEARN NC Ross:
GOGGLEMEN: I go by the icons I see.
GOGGLEMEN: don't be sorry.
LEARN NC Ross: Messages Away could be undone by my carelessness.
GOGGLEMEN: Probably.
GOGGLEMEN: But, hey it's only my dream.
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GOGGLEMEN: away message!
Auto response from RossWhite: You really should check out INSIDE IMPROV, every Friday and Saturday at midnight at the Inside Scoop in Chapel Hill. It's only $3.
GOGGLEMEN: Ha!
That's the stuff.
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GOGGLEMEN: AWAY MESSAGE!
Auto response from HottieBluEyes1: Sorry no can talk, I am conducting an experimnet right now.
I think that maybe if I have this "away message" on my computer that Andy Rocco will immortalize my IM name by putting it into his journal...only one way to find out.

P.S.
Amanda Allan is super hot!
GOGGLEMEN: HA
HottieBluEyes1: hee hee
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GOGGLEMEN: away message!
Auto response from Pbaer41: I'm away.
Or am I?

Yeah, I'm away.
GOGGLEMEN: HA!
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GOGGLEMEN: away message!
Auto response from MoriartyFL: Solving mysteries - like, "What should I eat for lunch?"
GOGGLEMEN: ha!
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GOGGLEMEN: away message!
Auto response from Tweetie gh: Ham vs Boots: 1-5. Does that make me shallow?
GOGGLEMEN: ha!
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That's it for today
Auto-response from Rocco
I'm away from the journal right now

 

[Jeez...man]

08/16

Note: Both these men are from florida

GOGGLEMEN: away message!
Auto response from MoriartyFL: Seeking adventure in the great wide somewhere.
GOGGLEMEN: ha!
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GOGGLEMEN: away message!
Auto response from DrScottJennings: on my way to beat you up, rocco.
GOGGLEMEN: ha!
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That's it for today
Auto-response from Rocco
I'm away from the journal right now

 

[Jeez...man]

08/17

Note: Both these guys are involved in Girlcrush. By the way go see it. It's excellent.


GOGGLEMEN: away message!
Auto response from MoriartyFL: Oot and aboot.
GOGGLEMEN: ha!
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Guest: away message!
Auto response from Pbaer41: I might be here, but I won't be responding. Sorry, GOGGLEMEN
Guest: ha!
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That's it for today
Auto-response from Rocco
I'm away from the journal right now

 

[Jeez...man]

08/19

Note: None of these people have seen my new red shoes, yet.

GOGGLEMEN: away message!
Auto response from MoriartyFL: If it's not yet 9:30, why not go see INSTANT CINEMA over at the UCB Theater (26th St & 8th Ave)? It's only $5 for two improvised movies!
GOGGLEMEN: ha!
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GOGGLEMEN: away message!
Auto response from Pbaer41: Doing what needs to be done.
GOGGLEMEN: ha!
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GOGGLEMEN: away message!
Auto response from Tweetie gh: I have to keep running from a bumble bee named David, the clarity of whom is remarkable.
GOGGLEMEN: ha!
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GOGGLEMEN: away message!
Auto response from Tom Ace 2: well i'll be a monkey's uncle
said Suspicious George.
GOGGLEMEN: ha!
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That's it for today
Auto-response from Rocco
I'm away from the journal right now

 

[Jeez...man]

08/20

Note: Will Hines is Brevity

GOGGLEMEN: away message!
Auto response from Pbaer41: Video Games... call my cellphone.
GOGGLEMEN: ha!
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GOGGLEMEN: away message!
Auto response from WillieBHines: out.
GOGGLEMEN: ha!
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GOGGLEMEN: away message!
Auto response from Tweetie gh: Why do the kids put beans in their ears? No one can HEAR with beans in their ears!
GOGGLEMEN: ha!
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That's it for today
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I'm away from the journal right now