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03/11

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I love you.

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[Jeez...man]

03/11

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[Jeez...man]

03/15

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Auto response from MoriartyFL: If this is Rocco, you still owe me $25.

If this is anyone else, I love you.
GOGGLEMEN: Hmmm....
GOGGLEMEN: a handsome sum
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[Jeez...man]

03/16

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[Jeez...man]

03/17

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Auto response from Tom Ace 2: It's the Mario Bros., and plumbing's their game, Found the secret warp zone while working on the drain Lend the princess a hand In the Mushroom Land Jump in action with the plumbers, You'll be hooked on the Bros.
Now, evil Koopa and his Troopas are up to misbehavin', They kidnapped the princess, Mushroom Land needs savin' Abusin' and confusin' everybody they discover, You can't help but be hooked on the Bros.!

http://www.tvtome.com/tvtome/servlet/ShowMainServlet/showid-6012/
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Happy St. Patrick's Day!
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[Jeez...man]

03/18

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Auto response from MoriartyFL: &quot;Hooray! Hooray! The devil is dead and everybody is free to do whatever they want!&quot; - Mr Punch
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I don't like walking to buy lunch and having my feet get wet.
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[Jeez...man]

03/19

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It takes a while to type.
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[Jeez...man]

03/22

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Auto response from MoriartyFL: Hellzapoppin' Week at work.

Pray for me.
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Auto response from DrScottJennings: SLEEP.
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GIBBONS AND SCHWARTZ 9.30 PM AT UPRIGHT CITIZEN'S BRIGADE THEATRE - 307 W. 26TH STREET (between 8th and 9th). GET THERE AT 9.15ish FOR BETTER SEATS BECAUSE THERE ARE 160 RESERVATIONS. IT SHOULD BE AWESOME, THANKS AGAIN IF YOU END UP COMING!
drinks afterwards
http://www.ucbt.net

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GOGGLEMEN: Hell yeah!
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[Jeez...man]

03/24

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[Jeez...man]

03/24

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Auto response from MoriartyFL: Damn it, Rocco, I went home sick from work and finally got to sleep, and now, in pursuit of your stupid-ass journal, you've woken me up.

Andy thinks, &quot;Then why didn't you just turn your sounds off?&quot;

Because I like attention.
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katelikesyou: sorry!
katelikesyou: um...
GOGGLEMEN: Ironicly, you will still be in the journal
katelikesyou: Hi Gogglemen, we couldn't find Kula, so I'm having lunch with Anthony and Charlie in Bryant Park...Hoping a bird poops on one of them!
katelikesyou: (better?)
GOGGLEMEN: Nope, it's not real.
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[Jeez...man]

03/25

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GOGGLEMEN: happy birthday
GOGGLEMEN: is it today?
SweetDaddyPurns: yeah
SweetDaddyPurns: thanks!
GOGGLEMEN: HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
SweetDaddyPurns: Thanks!!!!!!!
GOGGLEMEN: Your going in the journal, despite the lack of away message!
SweetDaddyPurns: sweetness! I have conquered!
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http://www.besplatne-stvari.com/igre/Zabava/pingpong_matrix/

believe
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Auto response from MoriartyFL: Solving mysteries.
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Auto response from Tweetie gh: I bit into an apple, but I think it was a space apple because it opened up a black hole and I got sucked in. Damn it.
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Auto response from Mir777: I've been away from the Away Messages, GOGGLEMEN! That's so meta! Oooh!
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erinrosefoley: I'll come up with something clever.
GOGGLEMEN: Don't worry your pretty little head/
GOGGLEMEN: how are you?
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[Jeez...man]

03/27

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Auto response from Tweetie gh: Abe Vigoda whipped a pencil at me out his car window. His keeper told me not to worry, because Abe is a little senile. Then he gave me a cupcake with a candle in it.
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ppy birthday!
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"Peace out,"
Awkwardly Hip White Guy
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[Jeez...man]

03/29

Auto response from hannahgeetsromo: I party ALL the time, GOGGLEMEN. Like, fucking constantly.
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Auto response from Mir777: Composing my memoirs. Part 37: The Frenetic Five Minutes Between College and Medical School.
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Auto response from Tom Ace 2: still unsober
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Auto response from erinrosefoley: I am, in many ways, the opposite of you. For instance, right now you are at your computer while I am away from mine. Case closed!
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SweetDaddyPurns:
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[Jeez...man]

03/31

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Auto response from Tom Ace 2: what the douche!
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Nice start to the baseball season!
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[Jeez...man]

03/31

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Auto response from Tom Ace 2: sleep deprivation.... it's the new 'cool', like hypercolor t-shirts or nintendo entertainment systems.
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Auto response from Pbaer41: I just had my spine removed.

I feel so free.
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GOGGLEMEN: Whoa!
GOGGLEMEN: This is new!
GOGGLEMEN: Is Kirk sick?
GOGGLEMEN: very unKirk like
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[Jeez...man]

04/01

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Haha, got you again!
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Auto response from Tom Ace 2: work from 9-7, then hooch puppy show
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Auto response from SweetDaddyPurns: [Away for 26s] I'm eating string cheese. please let me be.
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[Jeez...man]

04/02

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Auto response from Pbaer41: It's a Friday in Lent. I really want a turkey sandwich. :-(
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[Jeez...man]

04/05

rynrrynr: oh wait-is this a solicitation for an 'away message'?
GOGGLEMEN: I was trying to get your away message.
GOGGLEMEN: sorry, I'm a whore.
GOGGLEMEN: I don't know if I can get it from you.
Auto response from rynrrynr: No Solicitors Please
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Auto response from Pbaer41: I'm keeping it real.... real dumb!
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Auto response from Tweetie gh: The sudden drop in temperature caused my hands to fuse to the strings on my guitar. Convinced I am a drug-addled music addict, I have been signed to play for Los Ketchup.
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[Jeez...man]

04/06

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Auto response from Tom Ace 2: why is everything in the future heavy. Is there some problem with the earth's gravitational pull.
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Auto response from Tweetie gh: I made it to the yodelling finals! My only competition is a kid with progeria and a plus-size lad from Hampshire College who thought it was a Yodel-EATING contest, so... Yay!
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Auto response from Mir777: Hi, GOGGLEMEN! Oh yeah, I just wanted to

have yet another opportunity to plug the NEW TEAM Show tonight at 630! Whoo!
Mir777: aren't I awful??
GOGGLEMEN: No.
GOGGLEMEN: MONKEYDICK IS TONIGHT AT 9:30pm!
GOGGLEMEN: HA!
Mir777: hooray!
Mir777: ha!
Mir777: two plugs in one message!
Mir777: put this all in the journal!
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Auto response from Pbaer41: I'm not really away, I'm just invisible. You can't see me, right?
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[Jeez...man]

04/07

Auto response from MoriartyFL: I'm accomplishing something with my life, Andy: I'm picking up my laundry! Enough underwear to last for months, undershirts from the past five years, and all the white socks I own! (Except one pair)
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Auto response from Tweetie gh: You know spelunking? Do you do it? Can I borrow your helmet? My goldfish was buried in mine.
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Auto response from Pbaer41: Deep Space 9 Marathon on Spike TV. I'm alittle busy.
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Auto response from Tom Ace 2: but vanna since your here, why don't you let me buy a vowel from you.
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Auto response from erinrosefoley: I'm working on an Excel project right now. Teach me how to use Excel and I'll give you a dollar!
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