Melanie Hamlett's Going-Away Show and Insane Auction, Dec. 4th, 8pm.

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Hamlett's Going-Away Show w/Flynn, O'Neil, Daddy, Allison, Rosario & AUCTION 12/4 8pm



After four years in the big city, Melanie Hamlett has decided to give up
her apartment and move to New Mexico to write, where she'll probably live in a trailer with no running water or toilet. Come out and join this
hobo and some of her favorite storytellers and improvisers for a
"going-away-for-an-undetermined-amount-of-time" show. Afterwards
there will be a carnival-like party with an AUCTION! It's sure to be ridiculous since most of the hobo's friends are crazy comedian folk.

The line-up for the evening includes:

John Flynn (UCB, Nights of Our Lives, Moth Grandslam)
Daisy Rosario (NPR, Moth Grandslam)
Kevin Allison (The State, RISK!, endless credits)

Melanie's favorite improv team Daddy, along with their founder Shannon O'Neill


And slideshow-story from one of Melanie's most recent adventures at The
Holy Land (a Christian themed amusement park where she fell in love with
hot Jesus ) before they crucified him.


Hosted by Melanie Hamlett (Moth Grandslam, Risk! Electric Literature, and http://melaniehamlett.com )

Prizes will be auctioned off by professional auctioneers Seth Lind

Show starts at 8pm at The Creek (10-93 Jackson Ave, Long Island City). Auction and after-party start around 10pm downstairs.
 
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Ever heard of a place called THE HOLY LAND? Well, Melanie Hamlett went. She thinks it was pretty interesting. Here's a sneak preview of the slideshow story she will tell.

 
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This is John Flynn and he loves kissing.



Come to the auction/carnival/party thingy after the Hobo Show for John Flynn's kissing booth. You can kiss him or you can bring someone else in. Your choice.

 
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Come to the Hobo show's after party and get your face painted! You could end up looking like one of these guys







but you'll probably end up looking like one of these kids.



Either way, it's still face painting. And who doesn't love face painting?
 
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What does this guy



have in common with this guy?



They're both amazing tarot card readers. Come find out about your future at the Hobo Show's after party.
 
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Auction Item #2 - And adventure to Staten Island to visit a Super Hot Chick's Family (who will probably say the F word a bunch because they're native New Yorkers, right?)


BETSY


plus Staten Island



and a rowdy native New York family


(this is not actually her family)

= funtabulous!
 
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Auction Item #4 - Ben will teach you ANYTHING you want to know about computers (even if all you want is a tutorial on downloading porn))

He's not just a Star Trek fan




He's THE computer guy!

 
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Auction Item #5 - An adventure dinner to the most authentic Italian restaurant in all of NYC - THE OLIVE GARDEN!


SCREW these Italian joints in the city. Get real Italian food with Jess.


A beautiful red head


and maybe a warewolf too

 
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Auction Item #6 - Spend an entire evening with an old school improviser. Go to some shows, find out the scoop, make fun of the new indie teams, and just talk an enormous amount of shit. It will be fun!


Hosted by Amey Goerlich


Also known as Ben Franklin


and Rat Don't Care
 
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Auction Item #7 - Spend an entire day with the most sought-after guy in NYC - Dave Bluvband.

He loves long walks in the rain



Big stuffed animals




hoola-hooping



roller skating



building sand castles



and dressing up like mickey mouse for no apparent reason



Whatever you do with Dave Bluvband, you won't be disappointed.
 
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Auction Item #8 - A ride on a scooter and a tour of Park Slope by two hot ladies who wanna buy all your drinks!

Some people think of babies in strollers when they think of Park Slope.






Screw that! Meet Jenna Brister




And Ariel Karlin





and the scooter you will ride (kinda)



Let them buy your drinks, show you Park Slope is actually COOL!!! If they do their job, you'll surely have a night where you end up like this guyl


 
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Auction Item #9 - A lesson on Final Cut Pro or Photo Shop (even if your intention is to edit stupid home videos or make your own porno - no one will ever know!)



And who better to learn from than the beautiful Emmy-winner Tracy Rowland!

 
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Auction Item #9 - A lesson on Final Cut Pro or Photo Shop (even if your intention is to edit terrible home videos or make your own porn - no one will ever know!)



And who better to learn from than the beautiful Emmy winner Tracy Rowland!

 
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