krohmp returns

JoeDub · May 26, 2003

Internet,

Krohmp cares about people.

That's why, instead of screwing around on the internet, we helped the people of McCordsville, Greenwood, and Ellettsville counties rebuild after the tornado damage they suffered on September 20th.

That's why we totally fed most of Barundi. Most of it.

And that's why we got Bobby Brown into a drug rehabilitation program.

Now, we are helping poor, needy, helpless Yale graduates with the opening of their new performance space, the Tank, located at 432 West 42nd Street (between 9th and 10th avenues).

This show is going to feature bands, a magician, and the return of Neil Casey! (freshly graduated and here to stay)

Please come out and support us as we support something else. With out you, the whole goddamn thing is going to topple. Topple!

your friend,

joe wengert

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Krohmp @ the TANK

Saturday, May 31st

432 West 42nd Street between 9th and 10th avenues

9:00 doors, 9:30 performances begin

$10 admission, $3 beer

NotNeilCasey · May 27, 2003

Krompf isn't a dream. Krompf isn't a movement.

Krompf eats movements. Krompf sips on iced dreams. Krompf shits nightmares and sweats ideas. Krompf is going to do improv because that's what it was made for.

You wish you'd been there to see Muhammad Ali tear down the Berlin Wall. Now's your chance to make it up to yourself.

Light a candle for the memory of whatever it is you were supposed to be wasting your time with at nine o'clock on the thirty-first of May.

Light a second one for the four of us, that we might expel the perspiration of unity, freedom, and peace. "That's one small step for a man," he said, one step across a barrier he didn't make, one step to a new Europe, one stone at a time.

Drifter Luke · May 27, 2003

Wow. I was totally going to go, but Neil just blew my mind.

ameygirl · May 27, 2003

i'll be there eating a rainbow....slowly

Krompf lives!

Ryan Karels and Amey Goerlich are also a part of Krompf we just don't like to brag about it!

dorothy · May 28, 2003

Dear Krompf:

I am going out with a friend on Saturday that I haven't seen in a while and this seems like a good thing to go to.

So, my question for you is, "Is this a good thing to go to?"

Sincerely,

Dorothy

NotNeilCasey · May 28, 2003

Dear Dorothy,

Yes it is. Here is why: There is going to be improv, some theatrical stuff, and a magician. Not some cheesy ass magician either. This guy is in the league of magicians, or something that sounds like it. Joe told me about him over the telephone. He's a professional, and he gives away no secrets.

There will be a nice crowd of Krompf fans/friends from the greater UCB community, magic fans, and off-broadway theater people and their friends, all of whom will be having an enthusiastic good time in support of this new off-/off-off(?)-Broadway theater that we all want to take off like a rocket.

We will all have fun. That goes for everyone else reading this except for Eric Tanouye.

-Neil Casey
Krompf's Official Ambassador to Dorothy.

goldfish boy · May 28, 2003

dorothy, I'm going to go there after my show. So one possible benefit of going is that you'll get to see me try to have conversations with people between acts.

dorothy · May 28, 2003

Dear Krompf, Goldfish Boy, and Ambassador Neil Casey:

Thank you for your speedy response. This does indeed seem like a good thing to go to. My friend that I am going with is British, smart and recently broke up with her boyfriend.

So, my question is, "Will there be a lot of ivy-league cock there?"

Sincerely,

Dorothy

tanouye · May 28, 2003

Go ahead, have a laugh at the expense of the guy who will begin serving a 6-month prison term on Friday.

I hope your show goes well.

-Eric

JoeDub · May 28, 2003

Stay Strong in the pen, Tanouye.

You spelled Erik's first name wrong, Neal.

Dorothy -- This thing will have majoy ivy-league man-action.

And this magician is totally real. And totally magic.

Finally, Krohmp will be raising money separately to make one of its own dreams come ture. What is that dream? You'll find out at the show.

love your friend,

joe wengert

NotNeilCasey · May 28, 2003

Sorry I spelled your name wrong, "Mr." Tanouye. But it's not going to help you have fun Saturday. I meant you.

Dorothy, there will be a high concentration of Yale men there. Men. Rare these days, non?

Also, Joe, you misspelled "razing." We will be razing money to make one of our dreams come true. We will also be threshing bales of receipts.

dorothy · May 30, 2003

Dear Krompf, Neil Casey, Eric, Goldfish boy, Joe, et. al:

Thanks to this thread and various ambassatorial consultations with Neil Casey, I now know that
A. This is a good thing to do
B. This party is going to be bumping with testoterone, IQs, and awkward conversation. And to think I was going to pass it up for a loft party in Williamsburg.

God bless Krompf, Delaware, and the IRC.

Sincerely,

Dorothy

ameygirl · May 30, 2003

i'll eat something

come see Amey eat her own shoe...

See Ryan turn older before your eyes

Watch Joe wear a tutu

Cheer Neil on as he begins a new race of people....

JoeDub · May 30, 2003

Wake up, Internet!

Neil Casey will have been handed a college degree in god-knows-what less than 12 hours before this show.

Come see this show and give this man a job, people.

If Amey is gonna eat anything, it better be the flesh of a magician.

And Ryan Karels was just in North Dakota on Tuesday.

Try and fight this show. Try and fight this show and drown in a sea of punches and laughs and fear.

your old friend,

joe wengert

NotNeilCasey · May 30, 2003

I just got off the phone from a conference call with 8 different magicians all discussing the pros and cons of whether or not all of you should come see their collegue, the magician performing Saturday night.

All of them agreed with me that anyone who KNEW there would be both genuine magic and improv and who STILL didn't come is a first order crotch maggot.

John Cherry · May 30, 2003

James A. Garfield and his crew

I will be brief, for our time is necessarily short and our agenda is already long.

Last year's improv session was the longest in peacetime history. With that foundation, let us work together to make this year's session the best in the Nation's history.

James A. Garfield and his crew will be at the opening of the TANK -

Fillmore, Millard
Reagan, Ronald
Ford, Gerald
Roosevelt, Franklin D.
Garfield, James
Roosevelt, Theodore
Taft, William H.
Harding, Warren
Harrison, Benjamin
Truman, Harry
Harrison, William Henry
Tyler, John
Hayes, Rutherford B.
Hoover, Herbert
Washington, George
Jackson, Andrew
Wilson, Woodrow

Stay clear of the Garfield crew - cause we be busting crazy shit on your ass

NotNeilCasey · May 30, 2003

Cherry told me they actually started sending separate invitations to Ben Harrison for each thing they go to with the time listed as a whole HOUR before it actually starts, and he still manages to be late.

JoeDub · Jun 3, 2003

Come see the TANK. It has:

- Ryan Karels
- a courtyard
- Amey Goerlich
- cheap drinks
- Neil Casey
- Possible Side Effects
- Joe Wengert

Come on out to Krohmp's first show at the Tank this Wednesday at 9:00pm. Possible Side Effects will be there. It's only five bucks. Do it!

--joe wengert

ameygirl · Jun 4, 2003

Krompf wants to make sweet sweet gross love to you

Tonight 9pm

THE TANK 42nd btwn. 9th and 10th ave....We're kickin' it off-off-off-broadway style

ameygirl · Jun 4, 2003

sweet....grosss.....looooooooooovvvvvvvvvvvveeeeeee

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