Korean Lolly Goodtimes

[jaissasgirl]

From A Million Miles

So my parents and I are going to dinner where Jaissa works as a chef tonight. And he's as good as promised tomorrow to me, since the restaurant is closed then. *smile* It's all good.

Went shopping for long johns today. Got them, a top and two bottoms, then some fleece pants, three pairs of Smartwool socks, and a Turtlefur hat that I am wearing right now and don't think I'm taking off for the rest of the day mwah. I LIKE it!

Today I have to meet with my male friend to give him back his Lain series, and we are meeting at--where else?--the arcade. Let not Gollum and his Precious ruin today for me too, please. Stay at home and commit statutory rape and don't come dance, k?

Hungryyyyy. Gonna go eat some food. Woot.

 

[jaissasgirl]

Goddamnit.

Counting down the hours now (less than 12) and I'm in such a foul mood and I don't even want to get into why.

I just wish Jaissa hadn't had a family dinner to go to. We might still be holding each other right now. I need to be held.

Instead, I'll pack. Since I need to do that too.

 

[jaissasgirl]

Argh argh argh

Gollum has posted a song on his journal that he has written. (Not that he can make music particularly well, from what I've heard.) Something about missing someone and wanting to know what he did wrong because he can't sleep. Ooookay. Elk pointed this out to me, being the good spy that she is (because I do not read Gollum's journal, making me better than he who uses my info to read obsessively) and I shrugged and assumed it was about his Precious. Elk probably wants to think that it was about me. Haaaaaaa. He and Precious probably had a thirty-second fight (she's got all the anger of wet toilet paper, really) and he feels horrid about it or something.

So I'm sitting here, had a small nap, T minus less than 6 hours, augh. *dies repeatedly* :exp: I feel sick. Very sick. And I have to get up (up? up? I AM up!) in three hours to attend to the baby. His bag is abominably small but I couldn't find anything that wasn't hideously huge or very small...this has enough room for him and some sunflower seeds. I put it this way. I'll just get him past security and then I will...will...bring some safety pins and safety pin him in the pocket of my hoodie or something. That might work.

Remind me to get safety pins at the airport, then. *sigh*

 

[jaissasgirl]

Bye!

Oookay. Turning off the idiot box (no, not the TV, this thing!) now in favour of getting my Waffle House on with Shinobu and Elk and various random parents, apparently. Then it's off to the airport! I'll try to check in tonight, so don't miss me too much while I'm gone, ya? XD

Byyyyyye....next entry sees me a hell of a long way away!

 

[jaissasgirl]

Wow

I'm here. I made it. The mouse didn't. Poor baby. He is buried by gate A31 in Atlanta-Hartsfield in the trash can...which has probably been emptied and put in the dumpster. *sigh* The only spot of depression in an otherwise happy time...

Well, I'm busy, so I'll go, just know that I'm alive.

 

[jaissasgirl]

Still alive

Yep. And Gollum...well, Gollum's being a weirdo. I responded to a friend's post in LJ where she commented on doing something silly and I said I love you, will you marry me. Gollum had already posted a comment and I suppose he thought I was responding to him...because he said "A thousand times yes! Oh, that wasn't at me? " ...what.the.FUCK?! My friend responded with "Stop cuttin' in on my ho's. XD" and I responded twice. Once to Gollum with "*blink* C'est qui? Comment? Je ne comprende pas." (Yes, I'm taking French here in Canadian college.) And to my friend with "*points at the above user* Qui est-ce? Je ne sais pas."

Agh, time to go shopping. Gollum is such a TARD!

 

[jaissasgirl]

she's ba~ack...

Juri returns after a long hiatus. Finally, finally finally, I have the Net in my little dorm room here. Lots to tell, hope I can get it all out.

So college is fantastic as hell, it's kicking my ass and I love it. Shitloads of friends, too. I feel loved and cared for. I knew my hometown was poisoning me, but now I'm away in a better place...I can't even fathom how I've managed to live that long in that bullshit atmosphere. When I go back for the summer, though, I'll stay safe and unpolluted because I know I'll come back here in the fall and be safe.

Jaissa is doing well, last I heard. He's such a good buddy. Oh, his LD girl? She IMed me the other night trying to start shit. Stifling my sniggers, I told her she was SOL because Jaissa and I are history as a couple, so you can't get on my back for "trying to kiss him" (yes, we were gilding the lily about our real level, hehe) because, well, I'm a thousand miles away and I can't, nor do I particularly care to. Augh. Such a highschoolerish little shit.

In other weather news, I'm still single, but I am "unavailable". I've fallen pretty hard for this great Irish guy friend of mine...only problem is, he's in Dublin. Hehe. We've basically pretty much decided to be infatuated with each other but no relationship because I suck at them. Yay for boy toy action, go Juri!

There are lovely girls and guys around here. One guy seems into me. I'm into my close girl friend here. O_O Bad Juri. She knows, and she's letting me get my cuddle supply from her, but she seems to be pretty straight herself, though she likes the yaoi action. XD It's okay. Just gotta stifle whimpers while I'm stroking her hair. AUGH! When did I turn into such a fucking HORNBALL!?!

Time for personal messages:

Aimee: Love as always. Be strong, okay sweetie?
Minou: What a fucking dork. Shall I kill him for you? I love when they try to tell YOU shit but they have NO RIGHT to talk.
Gypsy: I hope the weekend went well.

There should be more, but I'm sleepy and will finish later. Meeeeeeow. Love to all my friends, and I promise I'm back...for the rest of the semester, anyway >< Stupid Net hangups. See you soon.

 

[jaissasgirl]

Auuuuugh.

Playing marital counselor presently. I love these two dearly. I want them to stay together. OYYYYYYYYYY they frustrate me!

 

[jaissasgirl]

Rawr. RAWR!

Early classes kick my ass in a bad, bad way. Trudging through snow to see my friends is not fun. And I had screetch last night. (If you can't figure out where in Canada I am by now, sorry ) Hey Aimee, wanna hop a ferry and come visit, sweetie?

Will the SHIT never STOP? So I'm up here because my best male friend filled my ear about how wonderful the theatre program was. And I have loads of great friends here, and I feel loved and cared for and the classes are (mostly) great.

But everyone thinks, or thought once, that I only wanted to go to take advantage of my friend and seduce him and shit. *rips hair out* FUCK! FUCK you people! I'm NOT attracted to him! We dated, yes. TWO FUCKING YEARS AGO. I don't find him attractive, I do NOT want to fuck him, and that is NOT why I came up here!

You disgusting little shits. And you call yourselves my friends.

Augh. I'm so glad I'm not judged here, by you guys. You're great.

 

[jaissasgirl]

Give me a smile, yours forever

I've got the fluuuuuuu, I've got the fluuuuuuu....*dances around and promptly falls over because her body isn't ready for that just yet* No, not the flu you people are thinking of, which is just a really bad cold, yanno. We're talking outright physical pain. Your skin is so hypersensitive any shift you make causes your clothes to RAKE across your body and you bite back the screams. People can't touch you because it hurts. You swear to god your bones must hurt as well, because hell, your muscles and nerves do too, so why not? You haven't eaten all day because you just KNOW chewing ANYTHING is going to cause severe jaw pain. You're cranky, irritable, pale as a ghost, and you want to lie on your bed and do nothing. And that gets REALLY old after you've slept yourself out.

I'm lucky, though. My two best friends here, I've mentioned them both in recent entries...we will call them...hmm. Hikaru and Akito. There we go. So Hikaru and Akito managed to get pizza delivered (they're both mortally afraid of phones, so your sickie Juri had to do the actual calling *snort*) and we ate because I was hungry and feared the jaw pain no more. Pizza with tomato and pineapple is a very interesting thing. Also we had garlic fingers. You know Hungry Howie's cheesy bread? Well, the chain here is Pizza Delight, and they take a pizza crust and throw cheese and garlic on it and cut it into lil strips. You have donair sauce (which is like sweet, watery mayonnaise with onion and garlic flavour...I'm just describing it, it IS tastier than it sounds) to dip the fingers into and it's good. There's three slices left of pizza in the fridge, and...uhm...the garlic fingers did not last. Hehehe. Breakfast! And then Akito realized he'd gotten the flu from me. WHOOPS. :nervous: We watched some anime music vids for awhile until he racked off to go to bed. Then Hikaru and I snuggled and attempted to watch a cute little gay love story anime called Seikimatsu Darling, highly recommended. But my burn of the video file was phucked. We got through half, and then spent another hour trying to find another copy in my vast array of CDs...>< Finally I went online and asked an anime stockpiler friend, who did indeed have the exact file we needed. While that downloaded, everyone piled into my room at once!! We watched s'more AMVs and talked and talked and talked. Keep in mind Hikaru and I started watching SekiDa at around 10:30. By the time everyone had left and we could go back to it...it was after 2. :loopy: (I like the smilies!) So we did watch the rest and snuggled some more. Then our neighbor and good friend...Ryoko, yes....came over and got some happiness off us, since she was NOT in any sort of good mood. She'd been drinking alone, and that's not like her. Poor Ryoko, I'm going to visit her today after shower and laundry.

Oh yeah, I'm so totally fucking broke it's stupid. I mean, I have CHANGE to my name, and we ain't talking no USEFUL change like toonies and loonies. I'm even out of QUARTERS. I'm down to dimes, nickels, and pennies. That's it. And all my pants stink. So what am I gonna do? Wash them in the tub? Yep. *nod* This is gonna be verrrrrry interesting. Also Hikaru is supposed to be braiding my hair today in little bitty cornrows. Should be interesting, I think. Huzzah! Yes. Shower now. Because I can't stand my own sick stink. Whoever was talking about sick stinks, I can't remember who you are, but you're SO right. It's awful. :nervous: I'd use the pukey one, but I can't stand it. Okay, SHOWER, JURI! Geez.

EDIT: Augh. Go college broadband. I don't know when this will actually post. ...SEVERAL. HOURS. LATER. At 10pm. Grrr.

 

[jaissasgirl]

Yay!!

Just a quickie.

KT, got your CD finally in the "care" package from my parents. Akito and I are listening to it right this second. Christmas music at the end of January. YAY! XD *hug* Thank you!

Oh, who wants to see pictures of the 97 braids Hikaru put in my hair? Show me love or I won't show off. XD

 

[jaissasgirl]

Some Personal Messages

Just three. What, you expected content? Ha! Show me more love. Aimee's the only one who cares about me *pouty face*

Gypsy - Ay yi yi. Let me come and beat his ass for you. Fucking skanky guys. Can't live with 'em...

Yonphi - Take up DDR. Chicks dig dancers. Hell, look at me. I met both Gollum and Jaissa playing the damn game. Being good at DDR is sexy, I assure you.

Sugar-Snit - Do what Martha Stewart says. Put the skirt on an ironing board, slip a paper towel between the stained layer and the board, put another paper towel on top, and set the warm (not hot) iron on top and just keep lightly pressing and lifting up and replacing the paper towel each time until the wax is gone.

 

[jaissasgirl]

Do I have a Kick Me sign?

So I posted some French in my livejournal today to practice. Here is what I said: Mon chat est gris. Elle appelle Granite. Elle est petite e mince. Elle est tres amusant, active, heureuse, sociable, e energique.

Guess who responds. Yep. I had no idea Gollum took French in high school. He corrected me to Elle s'appelle and et. Nicely. No hint of hatred or bitterness. Just here, you made a mistake, this is how ya fix it. I thanked him and ranted a bit to him about French class and whatnot. I also posted in my next entry "Thank you for correcting my French. I'm not sure what you want, but being nice to me is fine, I like that. It's a nice change, can we keep it that way?"

Oh, what a tangled web we weave. Oldlady's got the being courteous to everyone thing right.

So...only Aimee and some guy named Rich want to see my sexy braids? (The boy toy can't stop drooling over them, apparently.) Feh. I'll PM you the links. Don't feel like showing my sexy self off to this bunch of apathetic persons.

*falls over and passes out after blowing kisses to the people she reads and her readers too*

 

[jaissasgirl]

*griiiiin*

XD Yay, I was shown love! *hugs KT, Minou, Dichotomy, Rich, and Aimee*

<img src="http://shackled.org/ophelia/donehair.jpg">

<img src="http://shackled.org/ophelia/scarybraids.jpg">

There ya have it! Am I sexy? I'm sexy. XD

 

[jaissasgirl]

People like you make me sick.

Sorry, thewakgamer, your girlfriend AFCheerWTFEver makes me sick.

She has the nerve to diss Tatu for actually bringing homosexuality to the forefront of mainstream culture. She thinks they're "sick" and yet she quotes the entire song. Someone should be checked for latent homo tendencies...hey, AF, ever wondered what it'd be like to kiss a girl? Of course you have. Ever wanted to do it with your best girl friend? Is that why you find it disgusting, sweetie? Because you don't understand why you feel like that, too?

Or are you just a closed-minded arrogant little shithead with all the maturity of green cheese?

Thought so.

 

[jaissasgirl]

Unts unts unts!

Aimee, you are hereby commanded to do more fucking karaoke. If *I* can do it, you can do it.

Because I did it tonight at the college bar for the first goddamn time in my life, and I got APPLAUSE. Granted, it was just These Boots Are Made For Walking, which is 98% attitude and 2% singing talent, but still. I had so much freaking fun! And next week I'm totally doing You're So Vain. Again, a song that's more attitude than talent, but hey, the bar is REALLY smoky and that'll screw you up no matter what. *coughcough*

So develop that voice and do more karaoke. We can screw up the courage together. Or hell, as I said hop the ferry over in the middle of the week and we'll do it here!

Geez, I smell like smoke. Have class in 12 hours...might as well sleep for 11.5 of them hey? XD

 

[jaissasgirl]

Uhm...

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Thanks, Scott


Dear Scott: Why in god's name are you asking me of all people? Since the only way other than this to reply to you would involve releasing my email, I'll do it this way since you seem to read me.
Create an account and then start a post. Make sure the post is in the right forum, i.e. follow the guidelines set out. Wait for feedback.

Not too hard.



In other Juri news, I have on sexy mood polish! It's silver when I'm warm, but when I hang my fingers out the window into the cold, the polish turns purple. Woo!
Hey Aimee...they said it's only a couple days worth of riding a ferry and a bus for you to come see me...come on! XD

 

[jaissasgirl]

Oh, fuck you.

First off...everyone's hearts go out to the astronauts who lost their lives this morning aboard Columbia. *sigh* I don't want to dwell on this subject, because I know someone else will. I don't like to think about the world too much...the only way to stay happy is to stay self-centered.

The Museum where my mother used to work is switching state departments and they are firing all the staff and replacing them with fucking park rangers. Up yours, Jeb Bush. I hate you. I HATE you.

That being said...the voice of experience must relate one thing to you. Do not ever: Get very drunk off vodka and orange juice then walk 15 minutes down several steep hills in the snow (not alone), pick up skis at a friend's house, ride up to the crosscountry ski park and by now it's past midnight, and then ski until 2am while stink fucking drunk off your ass. Oh, and have I mentioned you HAVE NEVER BEEN ON SKIS BEFORE EVER?

So, yeah. I'm gonna flop back down and be exanimate for awhile longer while my body puts the hate on me for last night and my mind thinks about the news of today...you see what happens? I go and have some honest crazy fun for the first time in months and the world wants to fucking explode.

 

[jaissasgirl]

Holy shit...

Still shell-shocked, let me relate as best I can...

Hikaru and I are very close. Closer than ever after today's events, because I learnt something about her, something that I've gone through, and I promised I'd always be here for her. But that has nothing to do with what happened tonight.

Me, her, and Ryoko are chilling in Ryoko's room for several hours until we decide to get sleepylike. They're both flopping all over me. What do college girls talk about when they get together? Sex. So Hikaru has a thing for gay guys, right? Oh, and one more bit of bg info, she and I have been cracking dirty jokes (very dirty, all of them involving mostly me, her and Akito, or just me and her, and a lot of them involving my stuffed beaver) with Akito and another friend we will call Seki. So there's your setup. Ryoko starts joking that I have corrupted Hikaru with my rather openly bisexual ways. Hikaru admits she would kiss a girl. Ryoko seizes upon that and bets $5 that Hikaru will have a "lesbian adventure" before the term is out. Stupid me opens my mouth and pipes up with "$10 if it's with me!" We all start laughing and continue watching Nightmare Before Christmas. Fastforward ahead about an hour, all you need to know is we've all been cuddling each other and I've been giving out massages, and I had to explain to Hikaru that turning your cheek to someone and tapping it means you want them to give you a kiss on the cheek. (Hey, you don't get FREE massages with me.) The bet comes up again. Ryoko reiterates that she's serious, it wasn't just a joke. Hikaru asks for details on this, and it turns out that the two of us will pay her $5 if she has an "adventure", and $10 if it's with me. And she has to enjoy it, too.

Hikaru breaks the light next to the bed (stupid residence) and Ryoko turns on the overhead light to fix it. Hikaru and I burrow under my down comforter to block out the light. Our faces are centimeters from each other and I kiss the side of her mouth...hoping that will get her to turn her face just a little...nope.

Eventually I come back here (Hikaru has decided to sleep over at Ryoko's...BTW Ryoko is very straight) and start reading everyone else's journals. Hikaru toddles back to her room for a few to turn off her alarm clock and checks AIM. I message her asking her what she's doing back in her room and stuff...and somehow (I've closed the window so I dunno how) the conversation turns to what happened..and I mentioned that I wanted someone to kiss me but that someone didn't. Hikaru was confused, she thought I meant when she didn't get the whole kiss on the cheek thing, and offered to come over and hug me. Then I said "under the comforter..." and her response was comprehension and then saying she was completely useless.

Less than a minute later she comes storming in my room and suddenly I'm being frenched within an inch of my life. About two minutes later she lets me go and I drop backwards onto my bed...then she giggles, whirls, and runs out back to Ryoko's. Goddamn, Hikaru, for once you have rendered me speechless...will you do it again? Please?

Juri's having some good dreams tonight. O_O

 

[jaissasgirl]

Addendum

This just went down...she was using Ryoko's screenname, as you can see. (And yes...I changed all the names. They don't know their nicks here, because no one knows of this journal )

Ryoko (3:13:57 AM): sleep yet?
Ryoko (3:14:03 AM): ryoko's in bathroom
Ryoko (3:14:05 AM): hehe...
Juri (3:14:07 AM): I was about to go. you need to sleep
Ryoko (3:14:16 AM): we could have online sex.
Ryoko (3:14:23 AM): *giggles insanely*
Juri (3:14:26 AM): or you could come over
Ryoko (3:14:27 AM): hikaru is evil ^^
Ryoko (3:14:34 AM): hehehe...
Juri (3:14:35 AM): evil, so very very evil
Juri (3:14:38 AM): *still stunned*
Ryoko (3:14:40 AM): <-- tease
Ryoko (3:14:43 AM): why?
Ryoko (3:14:50 AM): i'm a bad kisser.
Ryoko (3:14:53 AM): icky hikaru
Juri (3:14:55 AM): no.
Ryoko (3:14:58 AM): yup
Juri (3:14:59 AM): no, not at all.
Ryoko (3:15:00 AM): juri is silly.
Juri (3:15:10 AM): do I get another one sometime?
Ryoko (3:15:19 AM): maaaaybe...
Juri (3:15:25 AM): *faints*
Ryoko (3:15:27 AM): ^^
Ryoko (3:15:31 AM): why faint?
Juri (3:15:41 AM): rephrase...*swoon*
Ryoko (3:15:48 AM): why swoon?
Juri (3:15:57 AM): need you ask..
Ryoko (3:16:14 AM): hehehe
Juri (3:16:28 AM): evil evil evil
Ryoko (3:16:33 AM): okie.. back to bed.. ^^
Juri (3:16:36 AM): go to bed, evil little girl...