Keep it up

[Antjetheplumber]

Repaired Faucet
I'm a little Teapot
Yogurt
Drip
Miniature 100% cotton T-shirts
Leak
Taxi zum Klo
Toilet
Little girl
blonde haire
Drain
Hand Towel
Safety Fork


There's a movie I really like called "A Plumbing We Will Go." If I had a clip of it, I'd link to it here:

http://aplumbingwewillgoisthebestmovieintheworld.com

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OMG!!! Sometimes I get to thinking about black cherry yogurt and I CAN'T HELP MYSELF!!!!! I admit it:

Dannon B. Cherry, I WILL POP YOU ANY DAY!!!!!!! :slurp:

Yes,,,,

Yes...

15 cups of lactose and counting...

HAHAHAHAH!

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Shut up and eat!
Too bad, no bon appetit!
Shut up and eat!
You know my love is sweet!

Yes, I'm cooking for my son and his wife
It's his 30th birthday
Pour berries into my bowl
Add milk of two months ago
'It's moldy mom, isn't it?'
I don't give a flying fuck though

Shut up and eat!
Too bad, no bon appetit!
Shut up and eat!
You know my love is sweet!
Shut up and eat!
Too bad, no bon appetit!
Shut up and eat!
You know my love is sweet!

It's food nouveau
It's food nouveau
It's the shape of love
Beat it! Beat it up!
Beat it! Beat it up!

Extra sugar, extra salt
Extra oil and MSG
Extra sugar, extra salt
Extra oil and MSG

Shut up and eat!
Too bad, no bon appetit!
Shut up and eat!
You know my love is sweet!
Shut up and eat!
Too bad, no bon appetit!
Shut up and eat!
You know my love is sweet!

You were born in the 60's
We made a war with the Vietnamese
We loved LSD, we died easily
Can we just say c'est la vie?
So what! Say what! For your own sake
Do you have a headache or heartbreak?
Are you made or broken by the birthday cake?
You may be slow on the uptake
I pour pot in the birthday cake
So what! Say what! For my own sake
Watch out yo! Here I come yo!
I'm gonna change to a rattlesnake
Turn up the TV! Do you agree?
Yeah, I'm talking turkey Take it from me
I'm gonna show my love for my dove
'But it's moldy, mom, isn't it?'

Extra sugar, extra salt
Extra oil and MSG
Extra sugar, extra salt
Extra oil and MSG

Shut up and eat!
Too bad, no bon appetit!
Shut up and eat!
You know my love is sweet!
Shut up and eat!
Too bad, no bon appetit!
Shut up and eat!
You know my love is very sweet!

 

[Antjetheplumber]

The Things I Love About The Brown-Headed Nuthatch

The way you favor pine woodlands
Your acrobatic foraging, hopping and hitching along the branches of trees
Your cute regular use a tool
Watching both the mommy and daddy Nuthatch excavate to build their nest
Filling their cavity with various materials
That one egg a day that the mommy lays
"Brooding twice in one season!"
Storing your feed under BARK! How cute is that?!
I wish I were a Brown-Headed Nuthatch female, just so I could get the male Nuthatch to hatch my nut
(Insects, spiders, larvae)
How you defend your territoryagainst conspecifics, and are ever so hostile to other species of nuthatches.
WORMIVORE!!!
Your extended breeding season
That first sighting in the Sarasota Pines; you trusted me; I stared at you. In that moment, we were one…
When I freaked you out with my Nuthatch furry costume (LOL), you almost mated me!
Mating with you in my furry costume after you KNEW I was a human - what TRUST.
Warblers.
”Mixed Species”
Seeing the proud look on your face when I gave birth to our first egg, who later hatched into little Nixie.
Bitchey other Nuthatches, jealous of our Human-Hatch hybrid (“Peck THIS wood!”) :inlove:
Cutting up our last earthworm (me chopping, you pulling…)
The song you wrote for me the night we molted
Feeding Nixie her first maggot
Falling out of the nest (I’m only human)
”KOSHER WORMS!”
Your gorgeous buff-colored underparts
Your hidden talents
being dominated
foraging
nesting
making fun of Warblers
just…
everything.