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to have a show...if you come to see it.

This Friday, 8PM at Above Kleptomania, Jenkins is making a guarantee to its faithful audience. Because, hey let's face it, the world needs a guarantee - I mean, have you looked out the window lately??! There's a war on! So to put your mind at ease and to send your hearts a flutter, Jenkins is promising the following:

(I shit you not, all of these things will happen during the course of our show)

Stacy Mayer will play someone's mother...and then punch scott teeman in the throat.

Matt Demblowski will grimace wryly and saunter off stage. He then will yell, "you can put that in the bank!" from the back line.

Krista Amigone will refer to our lord and savior jesus christ...obliquely. Followed by a hand plant.

Dustin D'addatto will recite a poem...in iambic pentameter.

Topping Haggerty will pretend she is chaise lounge. Making us all feel awkward and ashamed.

Scott Teeman will make an indullible impression on your imagination.

P.T McNiff will remain injured.

So come out tomorrow night and watch our promises become reality.

Thank you for your attention.
-J