Jenkins: fully guaranteed

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Jenkins

New Member
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to have a show...if you come to see it.

This Friday, 8PM at Above Kleptomania, Jenkins is making a guarantee to its faithful audience. Because, hey let's face it, the world needs a guarantee - I mean, have you looked out the window lately??! There's a war on! So to put your mind at ease and to send your hearts a flutter, Jenkins is promising the following:

(I shit you not, all of these things will happen during the course of our show)

Stacy Mayer will play someone's mother...and then punch scott teeman in the throat.

Matt Demblowski will grimace wryly and saunter off stage. He then will yell, "you can put that in the bank!" from the back line.

Krista Amigone will refer to our lord and savior jesus christ...obliquely. Followed by a hand plant.

Dustin D'addatto will recite a poem...in iambic pentameter.

Topping Haggerty will pretend she is chaise lounge. Making us all feel awkward and ashamed.

Scott Teeman will make an indullible impression on your imagination.

P.T McNiff will remain injured.

So come out tomorrow night and watch our promises become reality.

Thank you for your attention.
-J
 
D

Demblowski

the leading cause
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I love rain

Whoa, I just realized we're performing with Ms. Jackson tonight! Next to Esto, there is no other group I would rather be performing with (not that I'm given much choice in the matter). Man, if I didn't have that strict "non-improvisers" dating rule, I would SO go out with ALL of Ms. Jackson TONIGHT. Alas, I am a man of principle...and poor fashion sense.

See you at the show,
Matt Demblowski
one man self-promotional machine.
 
Erik with a "K"

Erik with a "K"

Marcisak ("Mar-See-Sack")
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I'm so proud of the shows at AK.
The
Esto-Jenkins-Ms. Jackson Show is so solid.
Esto & innovative director Kevin Hines, have developed a new improv form that was rated 10 out of 10 by many audience memebers.
Jenkins is mastering the form of the mono-scene under the direction of master James Eason.
Ms. Jackson brings so much energy, their improv is so great & so funny.

All this for the IRC discount of $8.
You haven't visited the "other other" improv theatre, and you say you like improv? We've been around for 5 months now, and you still haven't seen a show there?

Keong Sim will be your host. He doesn't has any shtick.

As always, there is free candy.
 
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