Jappy McChoctaw is coming!!

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Jappy McChoctaw

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This Friday night....

...before RacecaR takes the stage and blows your fucking mind...


JAPPY MCCHOCTAW...will attack!


JAPPY - Those who fear him call him god. Those who know him call him Ken.

MCCHOCTAW - Are you alone in the woods? Care to bet your scalp on it?


JAPPY MCCHOCTAW!!
Ken Keech and Anthony King perform the Harold for YOU.

"We're not trying to revolutionize improv. But we might."


JAPPY MCCHOCTAW!!
@ The St. Marks Theater
94 St. Marks Place (btw 1st Ave and Ave A)
9pm
$5
W/RACECAR
 
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tanouye

Erik
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uncle slaton's got his texan pride
back in the thickets with his asian bride
he's got an airstream trailer and a holstein cow
still makes whiskey 'cuz he still knows how
plays that choctaw bingo every friday night
you know he had to leave texas but he won't say why

--James McMurtry, "Choctaw Bingo"
 
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Jappy McChoctaw

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First you took their land....

Then you nuked their island....

And what is your comeuppance?

Cheap electronics and awesome casinos!!


JAPPY MCCHOCTAW!!


JAPPY - He's not a kamikaze. He's drinking them!

MCCHOCTAW - You can't make a papoose if you ride the caboose.


JAPPY MCCHOCTAW!!
Ken Keech and Anthony King perform the Harold for YOU!

"We're not trying to revolutionize improv. But we might."


JAPPY MCCHOCTAW!!
@ The St. Marks Theater
94 St. Marks Place (btw 1st Ave and Ave A)
Friday night, 4/11
9pm
$5
W/RACECAR
 
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Jappy McChoctaw

New Member
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#5
SERIOUSLY PEOPLE!!

Tomorrow night - before RacecaR merges voltronically and defeats every last one of you with their blazing sword --


JAPPY MCCHOCTAW will demand to know----

Have you ever heard the old Japanese story about the Six Jizos and the Braided Hats?

How about the wise old Choctaw tale of Shukata the Trickster and Issi the Boneless Deer?

NO!?

Well then put your ribs down, wipe your mouth off, and pay attention! That sauce is sweet, but I got something sweeter!!


JAPPY MCCHOCTAW!!

JAPPY - You want Land of the Rising Sun? How 'bout Land of the Rising FUN!!

MCCHOCTAW - That's not just his horse. That's his friend. And nobody puts a saddle on his friend.

JAPPY MCCHOCTAW!!
Ken Keech and Anthony King perform the Harold for YOU!

"We're changing ZING! to MING! - by accident!!"


JAPPY MCCHOCTAW!!
@ The St. Marks Theater
94 St. Marks Place (btw 1st Ave and Ave A)
Friday night, 4/11
9pm
$5
W/RACECAR
 
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Jappy McChoctaw

New Member
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#6
TONIGHT!!

9pm!!!!

Right before RacecaR fills up a bucket with funny and drowns you in it....

Come watch two well-paid bums say:

"Hey! You got your TORA! TORA! TORA! in my DANCES WITH WOLVES!"

"Well you got your DANCES WITH WOLVES in my TORA! TORA! TORA!"


JAPPY MCCHOCTAW!!

JAPPY - Yeah, he's good at math. So!?

MCCHOCTAW - You can circle your wagons all you want, but he's taking your women and children...to Shoney's!


JAPPY MCCHOCTAW!!
Ken Keech and Anthony King perform the Harold...for YOU!

"Injuns and Ninjas should get along. And they do."


TIMOEUT YN says, "Savage!!"

VILLGAE VIOCE says, "Polite!!"

They're both right!!


JAPPY MCCHOCTAW!!
@ The St. Marks Theater
94 St. Marks Place (btw 1st Ave and Ave A)
TONIGHT!!
9pm
$5
W/RACECAR
 
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