Jünk

[Glinda]

Jünk: Live from the red carpet!*

Friday 11pm
Upstairs at Rose's Turn

*If you have any medical conditions, you should see this show.

 

[Glinda]

"Did I mention you'll get free matches?" -Carlos

It's true, so gas is not a problem at the Jünk show.

Friday 11pm @ Rose's Turn

www.junkloving.com

 

[Glinda]

This Friday=your last chance to see a bunch of Jünk!
Rose's Turn+11pm=sketch and improv!
this tread+me=many posts!

 

[Glinda]

Last Chance!

 

[heyjohnmillah]

Last chance

O.K. This Friday's the last night of Jünk's run at Rose's turn, and it may be your last chance to see me completely nude on stage. Or anywhere else for that matter.

 

[Glinda]

You're scaring them off Miller, put your BDU back on.

 

[Carlos]

Can you say BDU? Well it's your last goddamn chance to say BDU, so come on down (info available at www.junkloving.com)

If you come tonight, I promise I'll feel you up!! Whether you're naked like John Miller or not!!

Also I'll be quite blonde and bloody.

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Come to where the matches are -- come to Jünk country

 

[Carlos]

Hey did someone fart? well then, come to the Jünk show tonight, pick up some matches and allow the sulphur to mask the stench.

-los

 

[Glinda]

You're scaring them off Franzetti, put your thugba back on.