It's Raining!

urfman

urfman

Secretly Cuban
#1
#1
I remember once walking by that private school on like 9th street between 4th ave and bway. All the kids were outside playing kickball and it started raining. I remember they all started jumping up and down, running around shouting, "RAIN!!!!!! AHHHHHHH!!!! RAIN RAIN RAIN!!!!"

Everyone at work today is rediculously manic about their rain experiences this morning on the way in.

Co-Worker: Yeah, so I was on 42nd and Broadway and my pant leg got caught on the tip of my shoe and boom!....I ate it!!!! (laughing and smiling) I heard everyone around me going *makes a gasping sound*!!! I was so embarassed!!!!! (laughing). Can you believe it?!?!? I actually FELL....DOWN!!!

Oh yeah, well my umbrella broke on the way in and I got soaked!

boom.

so anyone else feel manic today about the rain? Manic in a kid in a candy store way.

-fred
 
urfman

urfman

Secretly Cuban
#3
#3
More Rain!!!!

Holy shit!!!

another co-worker: Yeah, can you believe it. It took over 40 mins to get in through it all. I think Dan* is re-considering getting married.

*Dan is her fiance

So watch out you guys! It's raining and rain destroys marriages!!!!

raising the rain alert from quirky to melodramatic,
fred
 
Rosie

Rosie

Code 4 "SASSY-ASS!"
#4
#4
I would like to give a big cock to the F train- for it to suck on. Fuck the F'in Ftrain and the 40 minute trip to Mecca I made this morning. I heart the rain- but not in New York City at 8:30am- when the stupids trail around subways entrances dragging ass...

and I fucking HATE UMBRELLAS! fucker ass.
 
irishgirl

irishgirl

mother bitch
#5
#5
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaccccckkkkk

Rosie said:
I would like to give a big cock to the F train- for it to suck on. Fuck the F'in Ftrain and the 40 minute trip to Mecca I made this morning. I heart the rain- but not in New York City at 8:30am- when the stupids trail around subways entrances dragging ass...

and I fucking HATE UMBRELLAS! fucker ass.
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ROSIE!!!! YESS!!!!!

Were you on the F that suddenly changed to a G? And then proceeded at a snail's pace for the rest of the f'ing commute??!?!?!

yep. oh yes indeed.
and then i got above ground and my umbrella split in half. sweeet asss.

I would also like to fuck the F train while you are giving it a big cack to suck on.
 
Rosie

Rosie

Code 4 "SASSY-ASS!"
#6
#6
yes- but I was on the line that transformed, almost magically, into the E train. I was trapped on a train underground, standing slanted, in a car of people who all had colds like myself. And being that I am sweet, pure and kind... I continually said "Bless you" everytime someone sneezed. When I had a sneezing fit- the fuckers said nothing. cunty fucker heads.

Why do they not announce that there was a derailment at 34th at the station where I got on? I would have gladly walked the extra six blocks to the N/R. twatty mcfucknut.
 
urfman

urfman

Secretly Cuban
#7
#7
Death and Mayhem!

(overheard from cubicle)

Co-worker: When I fell when I was pregnant I was gushing!!

What does that mean? Does that involve rain???

It's raining and babies are dying guys. Don't let the water break....you.

seriously crazy,
fred
 
irishgirl

irishgirl

mother bitch
#8
#8
EXACTLY!!

I would have transferred at 4th to the R and gone in that way...but Nooooooooo.......

I LOVE THE MTA!!!! they make commuting fun!!! those f'ers.
 
Jenmac

Jenmac

Ok, ponies!
#9
#9
Fred-
Not only did I overhear most of these stories, but I much enjoyed seeing the small chorus line of umbrellas that your department has set up by the printer!
-Jen, who works where Fred works and can hear him but rarely sees him
 
urfman

urfman

Secretly Cuban
#10
#10
mceatsomething said:
Fred-
Not only did I overhear most of these stories, but I much enjoyed seeing the small chorus line of umbrellas that your department has set up by the printer!
-Jen, who works where Fred works and can hear him but rarely sees him
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what?!?! where are you? I'm to the right of the printer sitting in a box...errr cubicle.

so now the lady that fell down this morning...and was "gushing" during her pregnancy fall, just fell in the office


co-worker: (laughing) Hey!....I did it again!

other co-workers: (general smiling intrigue) what? Huh? Gasp? Qua?

co-worker: I was over there with my coffee and I slipped and.....(laughing).....my shoe got caught.....(chuckles)......coffee everywhere....(snickers).....and I was like "did I get you?"......(joyous smiles)....I'm a mess!!...so now I've got to buy new clothes!

Co-worker is actually outside buying new clothes as we speak.

see the rain helps the economy guys!!

trying to stop myself from buying a whole new wardrobe due to rainstorm,
fred
 
Jenmac

Jenmac

Ok, ponies!
#11
#11
Fred-
Find the door with the baby on it (Brooke Hansen), then look behind you.
-Jen, who bought new jeans the last time it rained really really hard
 
PorterMason

PorterMason

for all the cows
#12
#12
info about subway problems and changes:

tells you the story about the F train today:
http://abclocal.go.com/wabc/traffic/wabc_1200104_subwaywoes_latest.html

Here's what it says about changes:
Here's the latest as of 2:30pm:
B & V suspended for the entire length of those lines.
A & C are bypassing west 4th st southbound
Southbound D trains are terminating at 59th St.
Northbound D are operating over the Q line from DeKalb to 57th St.
F is operating over the A line from Jay St to 42nd St, and then via the E from 42nd St into Queens

Bus diversions on the M5, M6 & M7 lines.
 
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