is somebody playing wrong with mullaney's toy?

[Shitbag Ballcowski]

poor little kevin keeps taking my posts off cause he doesn't like them.

what more do you want kevie wevie? my last post included a topic for discussion?

are you afraid to find out that slow improv is lame?

here's an improv topic to discuss,

worst improv team ever.

my early nominations:

frank booth
geneology
the first cast of improv olympics road show.

discuss, and try to find my other posts that kevin buried.

 

[John_Frusciante]

Hey, wait a minute, this guy says slow improv is bad. Holy S...I think he's right.

I wanna play too. Ooh, ooh, I've got a topic:

What's this cat failed at?

Early nominations are:

A performance related field
Garnering love from family/friends/etc
Life as a whole.

Discuss, and try to find the cool t-shirt I buried under a huge pile of dirty clothes.

Everybody's,

John.

 

[macoule30]

Correct me if I'm wrong, but wasn't there some discussion earlier in the year that Shitbag Ballcowski was actually Kevin Mullaney's IRC alter ego? Did that ever get settled?

Shitbag? Care to set the record straight?

 

[Dunford]

No, no, no! Shitbag is somebody else...Mullaney's IRC altar-ego is "Satan-O-Rama."

 

[macoule30]

That's Kevin "Gestapo" Mullaney to you Dunford.

 

[Megan]

Shitbag Ballcowski is Joe Canale.

Shitbag thinks you spend too much time talking about improv online when you could be out doing improv and learning improv. That is his message. Reacting to his message makes it necessary for him to react to you in his own bizarre and twisted ways.

Long live Shitbag.

 

[Shitbag Ballcowski]

let' set this straight

referring to shitbag as a "cat" and copying his post in a faux clever style is as desperate an attempt to be "cool" or "hiP" as using a picture of bob dylan (robert zimmerman to the "really cool cats") next to your name.

 

[Spiro]

hey shitbag, that's frusciante in profile. it's not bob dylan.

l8r k00l katz

 

[Shitbag Ballcowski]

also

anyone trying to "explain" why shitbag does anything is sadder than .............
mullaney.







here are some more candidates for worst improvators ever



the swarm
armando (the shows mullaney was in)
monster island (same as above)
monologue ponies (seriously on this one)
improv orgy (only some of them)
the production of "naked"-direction and acting was great.
harold on the hayrold.


also if mullaney ever tries to get you to buy a "cheap phone card" its just another of his ralph kramden like scams to make money.

i've got to call liz allen edwards allen edwards for some more.

 

[mullaney]

Haha! You will remember that I not only produced "Naked." I helped direct it as well.

Kevin Mullaney
Assistant Director of Naked

 

[Dunford]

Shitbag "Turn Off Your Computer And Improvate" Ballcowski has posted to this site ten times this week alone...

Benorbeen, watch your back!

 

[John_Frusciante]

No, he's right Spiro...

it actually is Bob Dylan in profile, and not me.

None of this matters, however, as my failure to gain acceptance in the eyes of Mr. Balcowski has led me to realize the only answer is suicide.


Farewell. Please give my spot in Petrol to Mr. Balcowski, he's earned it.


John (Billy Merrit to the really "cool cats") Frusciante.

 

[DucoGranger]

You are amasing Shitbag. You say a lot of words but you never realy say anything. You a quite entertaing though. I bet you could make people laught reading the phonebook to them.

Oh Oh, or how about running a philabuster class for new/aspiering poltitions. You could make the $'s and be an infulence on power playing!!!

 

[Gwyn]

Duco

Seriously, don't bother. Mullaney knows who he really is, and it's all OK.
They're friends. It's a bit. A persona, if you will. Relax.
Have a good weekend.

oops! Did I give something away.....? dang!

I'm sorry :angel:

 

[DucoGranger]

I know Gwyn Im having fun too. I know what he says is nothing and the same goes for what I say in responce. Im normaly not this irratated and I guess Im using it to vent the socital idiocy that I run into.

Its all good Shitbag, we're just firing blanks.

 

[risaroo]

Did It Work?

Just wanted to see if I figured out how to put a cool, hip picture into my thingamabob.

Hi, Shitbag. Tell your wife I said hi.

Lewis

 

[risaroo]

Now the Picture Makes Sense, Right?

I am stupid. And now I have a little picture that supports this theory.

Lisa

 

[risaroo]

DAMMIT TO HELL!

I give up. Why won't my picture (or "avatar") show up?



Lisa

 

[risaroo]

One More Time . . .

Let's see if it worked.

Thanks for the help, Kevin.

Lisa

 

[noeld]

Worst Improv Team ever!!!!

I would like to nominate DeepSchwa as the worst imrov team of all time. I don't mean the classic Schwa of days gone by, but only the past year and a half or so. Some doofus returning from Amsterdam was added to the team. He was with a group out there that basically do a vaudvillian routine and his only contact with improv was over the internet. Needless to say it made his ability to perform suffer. He quickly sabotaged integrity and scenework by stunts like popping one of his greased testicles into his butt (improvised, not real) and playing a retarded person in two thirds of his scenes. The team has basically sucked ever since. What ever happened to that really good performer on Schwa with the dark flattop? He was great!:flip: