IRC Night owls ... HELP!

#1
Okay, so I am a PA for a reality series, and tonight I have the overnight shift. This is the shift that stays around in case any of the "talent" does anything wacky in the wee hours.

Problem is, they're all over the country right now. I am guarding a $22 million fortress of reality. Until 8am. I started four hours ago.

So I plea to all y'all: post crazy shit tonight. Start a juicy thread. I have eight hours in which to sweep and tidy up about 100 sq feet. I have some DVD's, free red bull, but I need that digitized companionship. If anything, write some nonsense. I am so alone and empty.

I write this in the NYC forum because I feel bad about myself when I make "friends" with someone I don't know and have little prospect of ever meeting. Does anybody else get creeped out by over-eager chat-room friends and resulting "friendships". Compare and contrast real, local friendships and remote, digital friendships. Don't make me use this opportunity to review all my posts and track my "work" on the IRC. Or, do that, and write about it. You can even just write "fartzz rull" over and over again. Just reply.
 
#2
i am here in the darkness

fartzz rule!!! fartzz rule!!! fartzz rule!!! fartzz rule!!! fartzz rule!!! fartzz rule!!! fartzz rule!!! fartzz rule!!! fartzz rule!!! fartzz rule!!! fartzz rule!!! fartzz rule!!! fartzz rule!!! fartzz rule!!! fartzz rule!!! fartzz rule!!! fartzz rule!!! fartzz rule!!! fartzz rule!!! fartzz rule!!! fartzz rule!!! fartzz rule!!! fartzz rule!!! fartzz rule!!! fartzz rule!!! fartzz rule!!! fartzz rule!!! fartzz rule!!! fartzz rule!!! fartzz rule!!! fartzz rule!!! fartzz rule!!! fartzz rule!!! fartzz rule!!! fartzz rule!!! fartzz rule!!! fartzz rule!!! fartzz rule!!! fartzz rule!!! fartzz rule!!! fartzz rule!!! fartzz rule!!! fartzz rule!!! fartzz rule!!!
 
#4
I swear I heard some eerie garbage-settling sounds and poof, two replies. Thank you for contact. I am going to sweep the outside, but I'll be back.

I am really scared to go upstairs to get the Swiffer Wet Jet. Because of ghosts and because we might be totally out of Swiffer juice.
 

DrWimpy

Not too sure.
#5
you missed a great school night! my group Thumper did an entire improvised show where every scene included someone barfing! i had no idea what the suggestion was so intiated by mumbling something like, "filt ter eth up?" my scene partner thought she heard "throw up" and did. so i did too. next scene was a pair of TV commentators commenting on the current rash of college throw up partys. next scene was some guy picking up a girl so she could take him back to her appartment to throw up. then a great frat party with a bathroom attendant to assist with throwing up. i began distributing feathers to everyone to avoid the need of assistance in throwing up. group game of touring a real manhatten apartment which resulted in everyone visiting the gold appointed bath tub to throw up in it. then back to the frat party for more bouncer assisted barfing fun. a debate over the relative effectiveness of feather induced barfing vs. a good punch to the belly for the same effect. show ended with a series of public service announcements both pro and con on the subject of teenage throw up parties.

boy i'll bet you are really sorry you are working tonite and missed that never to be seen again improvisation!

the rest of school night was pretty awesome.

then at penn station while waiting for my train a Stella fan waylaid me to say he had stayed over at ucb to see the other "comical" shows and really enjoyed our sketch show. i nodded knowingly and told him of the hours of writing, rewriting, and rehearsal that went into it.

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#6
Dudes and Dudettes

I need help again! Tonight and tomorrow night I have to pull overnight shifts guarding the fortess of real-hood. Please tell me everything that I'm missing tonight. Or just write fartzz rulez a bunch of times.

~~e
 

Aziz

New Member
#9
If you love "The Office" like I do, you'll enjoy this David Brent Megamix I made. Also there are other random things like some short films on there too.

For immediate satisfaction, I thought this picture of JT hassling paparazzi was cool:

 
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