My father.
Warner Brothers cartoons. Tom & Jerry. Practically any animated cat.
The Muppets, The Electric Company.
The only time I tried stand-up was at my elementary school talent show. I must have been in first grade. I was wearing my allosaurus costume and I delivered a series of old jokes I'd cribbed from Bennett Cerf's Book Of Laughs, replacing every mention of a farmyard animal with an analogous dinosaur. "Doc, my husband thinks he's an archaeopteryx . . . but we need the eggs!" etc. No one knew what the hell I was talking about but maybe I was cute.
M*A*S*H, Soap, Police Squad.
Not so much SNL as its imitators: Fridays; the premiere of The New Show with Steve Martin where they parodied 1984. Ok, I'll grant SNL Eddie Murphy and Joe Piscopo but after that I mostly watched for Billy Crystal.
My parents were taking me to the Cleveland Play House and the Great Lakes Shakespeare Festival a lot in those days, so there's some A.R. Gurney in there, some weird production of The Canturbury Tales where the Wife Of Bath rode a motorcycle, even some Shakespeare in there. Also, the Play House's production of Tomfoolery was my introduction to Tom Lehrer.
Dr. Demento.
Douglas Adams. The Radio Scripts especially.
Dave Barry. Woody Allen's Without Feathers.
Airplane, Top Secret, a bunch of late seventies comedies my father and I wore out our VHS copies of: Slap Shot, Animal House, Foul Play.
A Fish Called Wanda. Not so much the Monty Python stuff everyone quotes but the Oscar Wilde sketch.
Samuel Beckett, Albert Camus, anyone who was laughing (in French) about how screwed over the world was between 1945 and 1960.
Dave Barry.
My college improv troupe, 6 Milks, for which I never auditioned, afraid that I wouldn't get in.
My college newspaper column, the best and funniest writing I'll ever do.
Uh, NewsRadio, Seinfeld, the "Monorail" episode of The Simpsons. Buffy the Vampire Slayer and Homicide, two dramas that were funnier than most of the comedies of the late '90s.
Torque, which at the time I started playing was Cleveland's only performing long-form troupe. Especially Mark McKenzie and Josh Logan. I Eat Pandas at the Oberlin Improv Festival. Shaun Landry at Oberlin. Bunches of improv books. YesAnd when I could read it in a linear fashion. I Eat Pandas at the UCB. Baby Wants Candy, Adsit & Gausas, Improvised Shakespeare, Code Duello. Glennis MacMurray, Thomas Middleditch, Topher Bellavia, the Billy guy from BillyHawk. Eliza's "Fuck Your 'I'm Sorry' " from the Pandas set at the last DCM. Chelsea Clarke's "I feel that this is something you're saying to Chelsea Clarke, the improviser" from Bombardo at this year's PHIF. Lots and lots of Jill Bernard.
(The guy who's older than me in Penthouse Riot. That septuagenarian in Everything Must Go. Anyone trying something new and strange while surrounded by a bunch of twenty-four year olds.)