I'm the youngest one on my improv team!

[Sarah N]

Nobody ever listens to me. They call me Sarah 2.0 (for my age, 20). I'm made fun of constantly.

Being the youngest one in an improv group can be tough. Especially when there are Corporate Fuckbags (CF for short) and Whiney Bitches in it, berating you.

Can we commiserate?

*I also happen to be the skinniest. Double commiserate.

 

[Dave B]

In addition to being the skinniest person on my team, I am also the youngest (18). I think the most annoying part about it is not being able to get into bars after shows (I'm looking at you Grassroots Tavern).

 

[Sarah N]

word i hate grassroots man! actually they let me in, but its probably bc im a girl. better luck next time.

i.did.not.know.you.were.18.we.can.not.be.friends.you.young.bastard.

 

[ensembleforlife]

own it. i'm the youngest on my team, but i don't give a shiz.

you're lucky to have started improv at young ages.

for awhile, everyone in my all-girl group (FRANK) had boyfriends except me. yeah, that would get annoying sometimes.

 

[SixSider]

Being the oldest isn't a cup of tea either. So many references go flying over my head.

 

[Anna.]

Dit, own it.

How come the youngest improvisers are also the Russian-y-est?

 

[Sarah N]

Because we Russians had discipline beaten into us. I should be world champion improviser already. Unfortunately, I'm young, skinny, and single, and ridiculed for all three.

Fuck this. I SHALL OWN THESE FAULTS!

 

[Pantyhose]

I'm single, old, chubby, undisciplined, and not even on an improv team. By the way, it's saturday night and I'm hanging out on IRC.

Top that, bitches

 

[AlanStarzinski]

I too am 20 and on dave's team and get called the baby more than he. HE HAS A BEARD.
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Dave loves pandas.

 

[ssw]

I'm 10.

 

[ruby sneakers]

i believe i am the second youngest. i can't remember if kim is slightly older or slightly younger than me. although i might look like the youngest, since every once in a while i get accused of being 19.

BUT I GET ALL THE REFERENCES, BIZNITCHES.

 

[rixtyseven]

Hey All you young improvisers. I know most grown-up improvisers can be pretty "un-cool", but not me. You guys can come hang out in my van anytime you want. I got lots of candy and all the latest Nintendo Wii games. Just don't tell your parents.

 

[thestorie]

skinniest and youngest on one team; skinniest and second-youngest on my other team. damn you Glaser!

 

[DigsyMadrox]

I didn't even realize I was the youngest until this. I feel so cold, so cold.

 

[Dave B]

Brett, just in this indian style circle, and eat fruit roll ups with us, while we listen to Raffi. It's gonna be okay.

 

[Anna.]

Del Close Marathon anyone? We can call it: VH1's 23 Hottest Improvisers Under 23 (actual number of improvisers may vary).

 

[Dave B]

Del Close Marathon anyone? We can call it: VH1's 23 Hottest Improvisers Under 23 (actual number of improvisers may vary).

I am soooo down for that!

 

[AlanStarzinski]

I am in as well. We will conquer all......................

 

[Books]

Unfortunately, I'm young, skinny, and single, and ridiculed for all three.

Fuck this. I SHALL OWN THESE FAULTS!

Yeah, it's real unfortunate when pretty girls are young, single and skinny. You must never live it down.

 

[Sarah N]

DCM! Let's show these old timers what hot young people can do!