I'm moving, BUY MY ROOMMATE

[Paul Moss]

I am moving into my own apartment next week and won't be needing my roommate. I call him Fred (Urfman) Urfer and he is about 5'6 and weighs 130lbs. He was made in Florida and is slightly used at 27 years old. He doesn't take up much space and is good at cleaning and cooking. I would take him with me, but I don't have much room. He does have a tendency to wander off from time to time, so you will need to keep a tight leash on him. I am asking for $80. Please PM me for more pictures.

*He is also being sold on craigslist so he won't last long.*

 

[crazygal]

op: op: op: op: op: op: op: op: op: op: op: op: op: Where is your apartment?

 

[rroach1115]

Yes and is he toliet trained???

 

[Paul Moss]

My apartment will be in the Upper East Side. Yes, he is toilet trained. The offer still stands at $80, but I can negotiate.

 

[jesster]

How is he at oven cleaning?

-Jesster

 

[Paul Moss]

How is he at oven cleaning?

-Jesster

LOL, From what I can smell he is not the best in oven cleaning. I really liked it how he almost burnt the apartment down, yet didn't bother to wake me from my beauty sleep. He must really care that I be well rested.