I will teach you how to be funny on the IRC!

[meaculpa]

Have you ever been befuddled as how to respond to a thread or not quite sure if you are allowed to use a pun in the Off-Topic forum?

If so, you might need me as a coach.

My name is Brian and I can help you be funny (on the IRC).

I have lots of improv experience and writing credits. My threads have been nominated for more than 9 Mullaneys and have received crtical acclaim from such posters as dkois and El Hefe.

My rates are reasonable, 2 dollars per post and 7 dollars per thread.

I look forward to working with you. Please post any questions you might have.

 

[No Name]

Brian is an AWESOME (IRC) Coach! I thought my posts were pretty funny before, but they weren't. Since I hired him, I've learned to really focus my hate and sharpen my insults.

You're an clubfootedidiot if you don't hire him TODAY!!!

 

[kevhines]

You might think my posts are not that funny, but that is because I have never hired Brian.

Hire Brian...don't post like me.

 

[goldfish boy]

Brian, do you coach entire teams? I would like my other aliases to be funny, too.

 

[FloyBossinas]

Brian's given me good notes, but I'm very stubborn and won't ever change. But I do think that he's vastly talented. He also turns over every stone and is very diplomatic. And I imagine he's a ton of fun in bed!

 

[Wrong Forum]

Briain Fountain worked for me!

Hope that helps.

:up:

 

[proofred]

I kept getting insulted by people using phrasing that was just too good to have an answer for. Then I realized that they were being coached by Brian!

Damn you Brian!!!

Todd Rice
ProofRed
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Can I afford to not take your training any longer?

 

[burmafett]

Do you help with funny avatars as well or is that extra?

Also if I post something and it is not funny do you Guarantee your IRC post coaching?

Lastly, is the initial consultation free?

Thanks in advance for any and all help beause I really need help becoming a funny poster(on the IRC), because posting funny is OK am i right folks?