I Will Not Aplogize - [nyc]
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I WILL NOT APOLOGIZE - fridays this fall
Friday nights this fall, I Will Not Apologize is
returning to the UCB Theatre. Maybe you haven’t seen
the exploits of Missy Martin and The Watcher. Or maybe
you just want to see them again. Make your
reservations now.
Please forward this message on to anyone who you think
may benefit from seeing a knit holiday vest worn in
tandem with a neck brace.
I WILL NOT APOLOGIZE
Written and Performed by Jason Mantzoukas and Jessica
St. Clair
-Time Out NY critics’ pick
"Don't miss...this two person sketch show. Teenage
geekdom meets Streetcar Named Desire passion, a bikini
line is horribly mangled, and writer-performers
Jessica St. Clair and Jason Mantzoukas go to
over-the-shirt second base. And dig that catchy,
nightmarishly surreal opening video sequence.”
Fridays this fall
8 pm - - $7
Upright Citizens Brigade Theatre
161 West 22 st. (btw 6/7)
(1,2, C, E, F, N, R - 23rd St.)
www.ucbtheatre.com
Reservations: 212-366-9176
e-mail us: iwillnotapologize@yahoo.com
Watch the music video starring the dolls on our
postcard:
http://www.hotlixx.com/site/extras/apologize/
Friday nights this fall, I Will Not Apologize is
returning to the UCB Theatre. Maybe you haven’t seen
the exploits of Missy Martin and The Watcher. Or maybe
you just want to see them again. Make your
reservations now.
Please forward this message on to anyone who you think
may benefit from seeing a knit holiday vest worn in
tandem with a neck brace.
I WILL NOT APOLOGIZE
Written and Performed by Jason Mantzoukas and Jessica
St. Clair
-Time Out NY critics’ pick
"Don't miss...this two person sketch show. Teenage
geekdom meets Streetcar Named Desire passion, a bikini
line is horribly mangled, and writer-performers
Jessica St. Clair and Jason Mantzoukas go to
over-the-shirt second base. And dig that catchy,
nightmarishly surreal opening video sequence.”
Fridays this fall
8 pm - - $7
Upright Citizens Brigade Theatre
161 West 22 st. (btw 6/7)
(1,2, C, E, F, N, R - 23rd St.)
www.ucbtheatre.com
Reservations: 212-366-9176
e-mail us: iwillnotapologize@yahoo.com
Watch the music video starring the dolls on our
postcard:
http://www.hotlixx.com/site/extras/apologize/
This Friday @ 8pm - UCB
I WILL NOT APOLOGIZE
Written and Performed by Jason Mantzoukas and Jessica
St. Clair
-Time Out NY critics’ pick
"Don't miss...this two person sketch show. Teenage
geekdom meets Streetcar Named Desire passion, a bikini
line is horribly mangled, and writer-performers
Jessica St. Clair and Jason Mantzoukas go to
over-the-shirt second base. And dig that catchy,
nightmarishly surreal opening video sequence.”
- Ian Roberts
"Great show. Smart, funny, and tight. I thought the characters were great -- very specific and well-acted. I'm proud to have shows of this caliber at the theater."
Fridays this fall
8 pm - - $7
Upright Citizens Brigade Theatre
161 West 22 st. (btw 6/7)
(1,2, C, E, F, N, R - 23rd St.)
www.ucbtheatre.com
Reservations: 212-366-9176
e-mail us: iwillnotapologize@yahoo.com
Watch the music video starring the dolls on our
postcard:
http://www.hotlixx.com/site/extras/apologize/
I WILL NOT APOLOGIZE
Written and Performed by Jason Mantzoukas and Jessica
St. Clair
-Time Out NY critics’ pick
"Don't miss...this two person sketch show. Teenage
geekdom meets Streetcar Named Desire passion, a bikini
line is horribly mangled, and writer-performers
Jessica St. Clair and Jason Mantzoukas go to
over-the-shirt second base. And dig that catchy,
nightmarishly surreal opening video sequence.”
- Ian Roberts
"Great show. Smart, funny, and tight. I thought the characters were great -- very specific and well-acted. I'm proud to have shows of this caliber at the theater."
Fridays this fall
8 pm - - $7
Upright Citizens Brigade Theatre
161 West 22 st. (btw 6/7)
(1,2, C, E, F, N, R - 23rd St.)
www.ucbtheatre.com
Reservations: 212-366-9176
e-mail us: iwillnotapologize@yahoo.com
Watch the music video starring the dolls on our
postcard:
http://www.hotlixx.com/site/extras/apologize/
This Friday @ 8pm - UCB
I WILL NOT APOLOGIZE
Written and Performed by Jason Mantzoukas and Jessica
St. Clair
-Time Out NY critics’ pick
"Don't miss...this two person sketch show. Teenage geekdom meets Streetcar named Desire passion, a bikini line is horribly mangled, and writer-performers Jessica St. Clair and Jason Mantzoukas go to over-the-shirt second base. And dig that catchy, nightmarishly surreal opening video sequence.”
- Ian Roberts
"Great show. Smart, funny, and tight. I thought the characters were great -- very specific and well-acted. I'm proud to have shows of this caliber at the theater."
Fridays this fall
8 pm - - $7
Upright Citizens Brigade Theatre
161 West 22 st. (btw 6/7)
(1,2, C, E, F, N, R - 23rd St.)
www.ucbtheatre.com
Reservations: 212-366-9176
e-mail us: iwillnotapologize@yahoo.com
Watch the music video starring the dolls on our
postcard:
http://www.hotlixx.com/site/extras/apologize/
I WILL NOT APOLOGIZE
Written and Performed by Jason Mantzoukas and Jessica
St. Clair
-Time Out NY critics’ pick
"Don't miss...this two person sketch show. Teenage geekdom meets Streetcar named Desire passion, a bikini line is horribly mangled, and writer-performers Jessica St. Clair and Jason Mantzoukas go to over-the-shirt second base. And dig that catchy, nightmarishly surreal opening video sequence.”
- Ian Roberts
"Great show. Smart, funny, and tight. I thought the characters were great -- very specific and well-acted. I'm proud to have shows of this caliber at the theater."
Fridays this fall
8 pm - - $7
Upright Citizens Brigade Theatre
161 West 22 st. (btw 6/7)
(1,2, C, E, F, N, R - 23rd St.)
www.ucbtheatre.com
Reservations: 212-366-9176
e-mail us: iwillnotapologize@yahoo.com
Watch the music video starring the dolls on our
postcard:
http://www.hotlixx.com/site/extras/apologize/
This friday @ 8pm
Make your reservations now - Friday @8pm
-Time Out NY critics’ pick
"Don't miss...this two person sketch show."
Upright Citizens Brigade Theatre
161 West 22 st. (btw 6/7)
(1,2, C, E, F, N, R - 23rd St.)
www.ucbtheatre.com
Reservations: 212-366-9176
Make your reservations now - Friday @8pm
-Time Out NY critics’ pick
"Don't miss...this two person sketch show."
Upright Citizens Brigade Theatre
161 West 22 st. (btw 6/7)
(1,2, C, E, F, N, R - 23rd St.)
www.ucbtheatre.com
Reservations: 212-366-9176
Make your reservations
TONIGHT - FRIDAY - 8PM
-Time Out NY critics’ pick
"Don't miss...this two person sketch show. Teenage geekdom meets Streetcar named Desire passion, a bikini line is horribly mangled, and writer-performers Jessica St. Clair and Jason Mantzoukas go to over-the-shirt second base. And dig that catchy, nightmarishly surreal opening video sequence.”
- Ian Roberts
"Great show. Smart, funny, and tight. I thought the characters were great -- very specific and well-acted. I'm proud to have shows of this caliber at the theater."
Fridays this fall
8 pm - - $7
Upright Citizens Brigade Theatre
161 West 22 st. (btw 6/7)
(1,2, C, E, F, N, R - 23rd St.)
www.ucbtheatre.com
Reservations: 212-366-9176
e-mail us: iwillnotapologize@yahoo.com
Watch the music video starring the dolls on our
postcard:
http://www.hotlixx.com/site/extras/apologize/
TONIGHT - FRIDAY - 8PM
-Time Out NY critics’ pick
"Don't miss...this two person sketch show. Teenage geekdom meets Streetcar named Desire passion, a bikini line is horribly mangled, and writer-performers Jessica St. Clair and Jason Mantzoukas go to over-the-shirt second base. And dig that catchy, nightmarishly surreal opening video sequence.”
- Ian Roberts
"Great show. Smart, funny, and tight. I thought the characters were great -- very specific and well-acted. I'm proud to have shows of this caliber at the theater."
Fridays this fall
8 pm - - $7
Upright Citizens Brigade Theatre
161 West 22 st. (btw 6/7)
(1,2, C, E, F, N, R - 23rd St.)
www.ucbtheatre.com
Reservations: 212-366-9176
e-mail us: iwillnotapologize@yahoo.com
Watch the music video starring the dolls on our
postcard:
http://www.hotlixx.com/site/extras/apologize/
Tonight -Friday - 8pm @ UCB
-Time Out NY critics’ pick
"Don't miss...this two person sketch show. Teenage geekdom meets Streetcar named Desire passion, a bikini line is horribly mangled, and writer-performers Jessica St. Clair and Jason Mantzoukas go to over-the-shirt second base. And dig that catchy, nightmarishly surreal opening video sequence.”
- Ian Roberts
"Great show. Smart, funny, and tight. I thought the characters were great -- very specific and well-acted. I'm proud to have shows of this caliber at the theater."
Fridays this fall
8 pm - - $7
Upright Citizens Brigade Theatre
161 West 22 st. (btw 6/7)
(1,2, C, E, F, N, R - 23rd St.)
www.ucbtheatre.com
Reservations: 212-366-9176
e-mail us: iwillnotapologize@yahoo.com
Watch the music video starring the dolls on our
postcard:
http://www.hotlixx.com/site/extras/apologize/
-Time Out NY critics’ pick
"Don't miss...this two person sketch show. Teenage geekdom meets Streetcar named Desire passion, a bikini line is horribly mangled, and writer-performers Jessica St. Clair and Jason Mantzoukas go to over-the-shirt second base. And dig that catchy, nightmarishly surreal opening video sequence.”
- Ian Roberts
"Great show. Smart, funny, and tight. I thought the characters were great -- very specific and well-acted. I'm proud to have shows of this caliber at the theater."
Fridays this fall
8 pm - - $7
Upright Citizens Brigade Theatre
161 West 22 st. (btw 6/7)
(1,2, C, E, F, N, R - 23rd St.)
www.ucbtheatre.com
Reservations: 212-366-9176
e-mail us: iwillnotapologize@yahoo.com
Watch the music video starring the dolls on our
postcard:
http://www.hotlixx.com/site/extras/apologize/
New Sketch
This week there is a new scene in I Will Not
Apologize._ Come see the heartbreaking goodbye between
high school sweethearts, Mandi and Rob. Their love
will last, while she's away at school wont it?
Make your reservations now.
I WILL NOT APOLOGIZE
Written and Performed by Jason Mantzoukas and Jessica
St. Clair
-Time Out NY critics' pick
"Don't miss...this two person sketch show. Teenage
geekdom meets Streetcar Named Desire passion, a bikini
line is horribly mangled, and writer-performers
Jessica St. Clair and Jason Mantzoukas go to
over-the-shirt second base. And dig that catchy,
nightmarishly surreal opening video sequence.î
Fridays this fall
8 pm - - $7
Upright Citizens Brigade Theatre
161 West 22 st. (btw 6/7)
(1,2, C, E, F, N, R - 23rd St.)
www.ucbtheatre.com
Reservations: 212-366-9176
e-mail us: iwillnotapologize@yahoo.com
Watch the music video starring the dolls on our
postcard:
http://www.hotlixx.com/site/extras/apologize/
Please forward this message on to anyone who you think
may benefit from seeing a knit holiday vest worn in
tandem with a neck brace.
This week there is a new scene in I Will Not
Apologize._ Come see the heartbreaking goodbye between
high school sweethearts, Mandi and Rob. Their love
will last, while she's away at school wont it?
Make your reservations now.
I WILL NOT APOLOGIZE
Written and Performed by Jason Mantzoukas and Jessica
St. Clair
-Time Out NY critics' pick
"Don't miss...this two person sketch show. Teenage
geekdom meets Streetcar Named Desire passion, a bikini
line is horribly mangled, and writer-performers
Jessica St. Clair and Jason Mantzoukas go to
over-the-shirt second base. And dig that catchy,
nightmarishly surreal opening video sequence.î
Fridays this fall
8 pm - - $7
Upright Citizens Brigade Theatre
161 West 22 st. (btw 6/7)
(1,2, C, E, F, N, R - 23rd St.)
www.ucbtheatre.com
Reservations: 212-366-9176
e-mail us: iwillnotapologize@yahoo.com
Watch the music video starring the dolls on our
postcard:
http://www.hotlixx.com/site/extras/apologize/
Please forward this message on to anyone who you think
may benefit from seeing a knit holiday vest worn in
tandem with a neck brace.
Friday - 8pm - UCB
-Time Out NY critics’ pick
"Don't miss...this two person sketch show. Teenage geekdom meets Streetcar named Desire passion, a bikini line is horribly mangled, and writer-performers Jessica St. Clair and Jason Mantzoukas go to over-the-shirt second base. And dig that catchy, nightmarishly surreal opening video sequence.”
- Ian Roberts
"Great show. Smart, funny, and tight. I thought the characters were great -- very specific and well-acted. I'm proud to have shows of this caliber at the theater."
Fridays this fall
8 pm - - $7
Upright Citizens Brigade Theatre
161 West 22 st. (btw 6/7)
(1,2, C, E, F, N, R - 23rd St.)
www.ucbtheatre.com
Reservations: 212-366-9176
-Time Out NY critics’ pick
"Don't miss...this two person sketch show. Teenage geekdom meets Streetcar named Desire passion, a bikini line is horribly mangled, and writer-performers Jessica St. Clair and Jason Mantzoukas go to over-the-shirt second base. And dig that catchy, nightmarishly surreal opening video sequence.”
- Ian Roberts
"Great show. Smart, funny, and tight. I thought the characters were great -- very specific and well-acted. I'm proud to have shows of this caliber at the theater."
Fridays this fall
8 pm - - $7
Upright Citizens Brigade Theatre
161 West 22 st. (btw 6/7)
(1,2, C, E, F, N, R - 23rd St.)
www.ucbtheatre.com
Reservations: 212-366-9176
holy shit people...
there's a new scene in "Apologize" (as we "hipsters" call it). I am so there. If you haven't seen this show, you are half-a-hard-on. I've seen it three times, but I'm going to see this new scene so that I don't get compared to the likes of you limp dicks.
These guys (Jason and Jessica) are incredible. I'm the only guy other than Jason touting this show on this thread. What's wrong with all of you slack motherfuckers who, I know, have seen this show? Post here and keep it at the top of the threads. Be Here Now.
there's a new scene in "Apologize" (as we "hipsters" call it). I am so there. If you haven't seen this show, you are half-a-hard-on. I've seen it three times, but I'm going to see this new scene so that I don't get compared to the likes of you limp dicks.
These guys (Jason and Jessica) are incredible. I'm the only guy other than Jason touting this show on this thread. What's wrong with all of you slack motherfuckers who, I know, have seen this show? Post here and keep it at the top of the threads. Be Here Now.
Tonight December 13 - 8pm - Access theatre
I Will Not Apologize - Access Theatre
-Time Out NY critics' pick
"Don't miss...this two person sketch show. Teenage geekdom meets Streetcar Named Desire passion, a bikini
line is horribly mangled, and writer-performers Jessica St. Clair and Jason Mantzoukas go to
over-the-shirt second base. And dig that catchy, nightmarishly surreal opening video sequence.
Friday, December 13th, 2002
Access Theatre - 8pm
380 Broadway, 4th Floor
(Broadway and White, 2 short blocks south of Canal)
Nearby subways: N R W Q 4 5 6 A C E
e-mail us: iwillnotapologize@yahoo.com
Watch the music video starring the dolls on our postcard:
http://www.hotlixx.com/site/extras/apologize/
Please forward this message on to anyone who you think may benefit from seeing a knit holiday vest worn in
tandem with a neck brace.
I Will Not Apologize - Access Theatre
-Time Out NY critics' pick
"Don't miss...this two person sketch show. Teenage geekdom meets Streetcar Named Desire passion, a bikini
line is horribly mangled, and writer-performers Jessica St. Clair and Jason Mantzoukas go to
over-the-shirt second base. And dig that catchy, nightmarishly surreal opening video sequence.
Friday, December 13th, 2002
Access Theatre - 8pm
380 Broadway, 4th Floor
(Broadway and White, 2 short blocks south of Canal)
Nearby subways: N R W Q 4 5 6 A C E
e-mail us: iwillnotapologize@yahoo.com
Watch the music video starring the dolls on our postcard:
http://www.hotlixx.com/site/extras/apologize/
Please forward this message on to anyone who you think may benefit from seeing a knit holiday vest worn in
tandem with a neck brace.
Last Chnace in 2002!!
This is you last chance to see I Will Not Apologize in 2002.
We will be representing UCB at this year's HBO Comedy Festival in Aspen. if you haven't yet seen the Watcher and Missy Martin come check it out this friday.
-Time Out NY critics' pick
"Don't miss...this two person sketch show. Teenage geekdom meets Streetcar Named Desire passion, a bikini
line is horribly mangled, and writer-performers Jessica St. Clair and Jason Mantzoukas go to
over-the-shirt second base. And dig that catchy, nightmarishly surreal opening video sequence.
Friday, December 20th, 2002
Access Theatre - 8pm
380 Broadway, 4th Floor
(Broadway and White, 2 short blocks south of Canal)
Nearby subways: N R W Q 4 5 6 A C E
e-mail us: iwillnotapologize@yahoo.com
Watch the music video starring the dolls on our postcard:
http://www.hotlixx.com/site/extras/apologize/
Please forward this message on to anyone who you think may benefit from seeing a knit holiday vest worn in
tandem with a neck brace.
This is you last chance to see I Will Not Apologize in 2002.
We will be representing UCB at this year's HBO Comedy Festival in Aspen. if you haven't yet seen the Watcher and Missy Martin come check it out this friday.
-Time Out NY critics' pick
"Don't miss...this two person sketch show. Teenage geekdom meets Streetcar Named Desire passion, a bikini
line is horribly mangled, and writer-performers Jessica St. Clair and Jason Mantzoukas go to
over-the-shirt second base. And dig that catchy, nightmarishly surreal opening video sequence.
Friday, December 20th, 2002
Access Theatre - 8pm
380 Broadway, 4th Floor
(Broadway and White, 2 short blocks south of Canal)
Nearby subways: N R W Q 4 5 6 A C E
e-mail us: iwillnotapologize@yahoo.com
Watch the music video starring the dolls on our postcard:
http://www.hotlixx.com/site/extras/apologize/
Please forward this message on to anyone who you think may benefit from seeing a knit holiday vest worn in
tandem with a neck brace.
Wow...remember me? I was the really drunk guy who posted four posts ago. A lot of things have changed. For one...I'm LESS drunk right now.
Second...Jason and Jessica are going to represent US (UCB) in Aspen!!!! That's fucking great...!
This show is incredible. I'm going to try and bring everyone I know to it. That includes Cate Blanchette...And I don't even know her. So you people could do the same and reach out to those you don't even know.
Everyone must see this show.
Audi.
Will
Second...Jason and Jessica are going to represent US (UCB) in Aspen!!!! That's fucking great...!
This show is incredible. I'm going to try and bring everyone I know to it. That includes Cate Blanchette...And I don't even know her. So you people could do the same and reach out to those you don't even know.
Everyone must see this show.
Audi.
Will
January Dates
We will be performing I Will Not Apologize twice this January - this Friday the 17th and next friday the 24th - both shows are at 8pm at the Chelsea Playhouse which is the temporary home of the UCB Theatre - info below.
Time Out NY critics' pick
"Don't miss...this two person sketch show. Teenage
geekdom meets Streetcar Named Desire passion, a bikini line is horribly mangled, and writer-performers Jessica St. Clair and Jason Mantzoukas go to over-the-shirt second base. And dig that catchy,nightmarishly surreal opening video sequence.
Fridays January 17, 24
8 pm - - $7
Upright Citizens Brigade Theatre @ Chelsea Playhouse
125 West 22 st. (btw 6/7)
(1,2, C, E, F, N, R - 23rd St.)
www.ucbtheatre.com
Reservations: 212-366-9176
We will be performing I Will Not Apologize twice this January - this Friday the 17th and next friday the 24th - both shows are at 8pm at the Chelsea Playhouse which is the temporary home of the UCB Theatre - info below.
Time Out NY critics' pick
"Don't miss...this two person sketch show. Teenage
geekdom meets Streetcar Named Desire passion, a bikini line is horribly mangled, and writer-performers Jessica St. Clair and Jason Mantzoukas go to over-the-shirt second base. And dig that catchy,nightmarishly surreal opening video sequence.
Fridays January 17, 24
8 pm - - $7
Upright Citizens Brigade Theatre @ Chelsea Playhouse
125 West 22 st. (btw 6/7)
(1,2, C, E, F, N, R - 23rd St.)
www.ucbtheatre.com
Reservations: 212-366-9176
Tonight - 8pm - UCB Theatre
8 pm - - $7
UCB Theatre @ Chelsea Playhouse
125 West 22 st. (btw 6/7)
(1,2, C, E, F, N, R - 23rd St.)
www.ucbtheatre.com
Reservations: 212-366-9176
8 pm - - $7
UCB Theatre @ Chelsea Playhouse
125 West 22 st. (btw 6/7)
(1,2, C, E, F, N, R - 23rd St.)
www.ucbtheatre.com
Reservations: 212-366-9176
february dates
February 12 & 19 after Julia Sweeney in The Family
Way, catch the last 2 performances of I Will Not
Apologize before it heads off to the HBO Comedy
Festival.
I WILL NOT APOLOGIZE
Written and Performed by Mantzoukas and St. Clair
-Time Out NY critics' pick
"Don't miss...this two person sketch show. Teenage
geekdom meets Streetcar Named Desire passion, a bikini
line is horribly mangled, and writer-performers
Jessica St. Clair and Jason Mantzoukas go to
over-the-shirt second base. And dig that catchy,
nightmarishly surreal opening video sequence.
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Wednesday February 12 &19
10pm
ARS NOVA THEATER
511 West 54th Street
(between 10th & 11th Avenues)
reservations: 212-977-1700
www.arsnovanyc.com
e-mail us for info: iwillnotapologize@yahoo.com
Watch the music video starring the dolls on our
postcard:
http://www.hotlixx.com/site/extras/apologize/
February 12 & 19 after Julia Sweeney in The Family
Way, catch the last 2 performances of I Will Not
Apologize before it heads off to the HBO Comedy
Festival.
I WILL NOT APOLOGIZE
Written and Performed by Mantzoukas and St. Clair
-Time Out NY critics' pick
"Don't miss...this two person sketch show. Teenage
geekdom meets Streetcar Named Desire passion, a bikini
line is horribly mangled, and writer-performers
Jessica St. Clair and Jason Mantzoukas go to
over-the-shirt second base. And dig that catchy,
nightmarishly surreal opening video sequence.
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Wednesday February 12 &19
10pm
ARS NOVA THEATER
511 West 54th Street
(between 10th & 11th Avenues)
reservations: 212-977-1700
www.arsnovanyc.com
e-mail us for info: iwillnotapologize@yahoo.com
Watch the music video starring the dolls on our
postcard:
http://www.hotlixx.com/site/extras/apologize/