I Will Not Aplogize - [nyc]

[mantzoukas]

Tonight - 10pm

Make your reservations now.

To further tempt you, here are some of the reviews from UCBTheatre.com -

Posted by mullaney
Great show. Interesting characters. Fun situations. And very funny.
 
Posted by Ally McBile
I saw this show April 10th. It was really, really damned good. It was funny, but it was more than just funny. Poignant, disturbingly real, crazy. I loved it.
 
Posted by Mike Chizm
If you like comedy, personality, and gratuitous nudity. . .call me! If you live in new york, though, go see this show. . .it's wonderful
 
Posted by Bayne Gibby
This show is fantastic. Excellent writing, hilarious performances, totally unique. One of the best things I've seen at UCB. Is this getting extended?
 
Posted by The Truth
This is the best show, excellent writing and acting, see this.
 
Posted by Ari
The bar scene is one of the best sketches I've ever seen. This show is awesome and you should see it.
 
Posted by Betsy
This show is fabulous! Interesting characters, funny writing and great acting. See this show!


Come see what they are talking about -

iwillnotapologize@yahoo.com


Also watch the amazing video starring the delightful dolls on our postcard here:

http://www.hotlixx.com/site/extras/apologize/

 

[dethtron5000]

Go see this show..very clever staging, very sympathetic characters, great acting...all around funny.

 

[Luscious D]

IF YOU HAVEN"T GONE TO THIS SHOW YET YOU ARE DUMB!

It was very very funny!

On top of that, it was touching, heart breaking and all done within a small world that had true 3 demensional characters and a specific and almost nostalgic tone. It was polished and ruthless. Definately what you want to see when people turn improv into sketch.

Great stuff,

MattyD

 

[mantzoukas]

Only 2 shows left

I WILL NOT APOLOGIZE - WEDNESDAYS in MAY - 10:00 pm!

-Time Out NY
Don't miss..this two person sketch show. Teenage geekdom meets Streetcar Named Desire passion, a bikini line is horribly mangled, and writer-performers Jessica St. Clair and Jason Mantzoukas go to over-the-shirt second base. And dig that catchy, nightmarishly surreal opening video sequence." -

- Ian Roberts
Great show. Smart, funny, and tight. I thought the characters were great -- very specific and well-acted. I'm proud to have shows of this caliber at the theater.

- mullaney
Great show. Interesting characters. Fun situations. And very funny.
 
I WILL NOT APOLOGIZE
Wednesday at 10:00 pm
Upright Citizens Brigade Theatre
161 West 22nd Street, bet. 6th and 7th.
For reservations, call 212-366-9176
SORRY IS FOR THE WEAK.

iwillnotapologize@yahoo.com


To see the music video from the dolls on our postcard go here:

http://www.hotlixx.com/site/extras/apologize/

 

[dishman]

i missed the boat..don't you!!

Man I saw this show last month and was floored! The characters are highly recognizable and very very interesting. Especially the "Watcher". Wooo hooo. There's a movie in that guy. Greenlight it. Now!

bj

just getting around to posting now.

 

[mantzoukas]

-Final 2 shows-

Act now! You only have 2 more chances to see Jason Mantzoukas go to over the shirt second base with Jessica St. Clair.

I Will Not Apologize.

Let it happen.

 
I WILL NOT APOLOGIZE
Wednesday at 10:00 pm
Upright Citizens Brigade Theatre
161 West 22nd Street, bet. 6th and 7th.
For reservations, call 212-366-9176

 

[rainswept]

awesome show...

if you haven't seen this show yet....make the time. it's fantastic. bring a tissue, you might actually weep at some point..either from laughter or heartbreak.

see this show.

 

[mantzoukas]

- FINAL PERFORMANCE -

I WILL NOT APOLOGIZE - FINAL PERFORMANCE

THIS IS YOUR LAST CHANCE TO SEE I WILL NOT APOLOGIZE. WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? MAKE YOUR RESERVATIONS NOW! HERE IS WHAT PEOPLE HAVE SAID ABOUT THE SHOW RECENTLY -


-Time Out NY
Don't miss..this two person sketch show. Teenage geekdom meets Streetcar Named Desire passion, a bikini line is horribly mangled, and writer-performers Jessica St. Clair and Jason Mantzoukas go to over-the-shirt second base. And dig that catchy, nightmarishly surreal opening video sequence." -

- Ian Roberts
Great show. Smart, funny, and tight. I thought the characters were great -- very specific and well-acted. I'm proud to have shows of this caliber at the theater.

- mullaney
Great show. Interesting characters. Fun situations. And very funny.

Posted by Ally McBile
I saw this show April 10th. It was really, really damned good. It was funny, but it was more than just funny. Poignant, disturbingly real, crazy. I loved it.

Posted by Mike Chizm
If you like comedy, personality, and gratuitous nudity. . .call me! If you live in new york, though, go see this show. . .it's wonderful

Posted by Bayne Gibby
This show is fantastic. Excellent writing, hilarious performances, totally unique. One of the best things I've seen at UCB. Is this getting extended?

Posted by The Truth
This is the best show, excellent writing and acting, see this.

Posted by Ari
The bar scene is one of the best sketches I've ever seen. This show is awesome and you should see it.

Posted by Betsy
This show is fabulous! Interesting characters, funny writing and great acting. See this show!

rainswept
if you haven't seen this show yet....make the time. it's fantastic. bring a tissue, you might actually weep at some point..either from laughter or heartbreak. see this show.

dishman
Man I saw this show last month and was floored! The characters are highly recognizable and very very interesting. Especially the "Watcher". Wooo hooo. There's a movie in that guy. Greenlight it. Now! bj

Luscious D
IF YOU HAVEN"T GONE TO THIS SHOW YET YOU ARE DUMB! It was very very funny! On top of that, it was touching, heart breaking and all done within a small world that had true 3 demensional characters and a specific and almost nostalgic tone. It was polished and ruthless. Definately what you want to see when people turn improv into sketch. Great stuff, MattyD

dethtron5000
Go see this show..very clever staging, very sympathetic characters, great acting...all around funny.


I WILL NOT APOLOGIZE
Wednesday at 10:00 pm
Upright Citizens Brigade Theatre
161 West 22nd Street, bet. 6th and 7th.
For reservations, call 212-366-9176
SORRY IS FOR THE WEAK.

iwillnotapologize@yahoo.com


To see the music video from the dolls on our postcard go here:

http://www.hotlixx.com/site/extras/apologize/

 

[jcary]

I want an apology. I saw this show 2 times (the final 2 perfs) and both times my allergies were killing me and because I was laughing so hard during the show, I couldn't stop coughing and was up all night.

I found myself repeating lines from "The Watcher" to my girlfriend who wasn't amused because she didn't see the show.

Excellent job! I liked it so much that I not only joined their mailing list (still anxiously waiting for an e-mail) but also created the fan site BringBackIWillNotApologizetoUCBorAnyOtherTheaterPlease.com

Josh

 

[Chipzzay]

This is without a doubt one of the two or three best shows I've seen at UCB. It was amazingly funny and real :up:

Truly deserving of the old showbiz saw "I laughed, I cried, it became a part of me."

Bring it back UCBT!

 

[Gethard]

I think this is the best show I have ever seen at the UCB.

So much heart, integrity and grace. Watching this show was like listening to a song.

Gethard

 

[mantzoukas]

Special show this Friday 6-14-02

I WILL NOT APOLOGIZE

This Friday at 8pm we will be doing a special performance of I Will Not Apologize. If you haven't seen the show yet, this may be your last chance. Come see the show that Gethard called "the best show I have ever seen at the UCB."


I WILL NOT APOLOGIZE
Friday 6-14-02
8:00 pm
Upright Citizens Brigade Theatre
161 West 22nd Street, bet. 6th and 7th.
For reservations, call 212-366-9176

iwillnotapologize@yahoo.com


To see the music video from the dolls on our postcard go here:

http://www.hotlixx.com/site/extras/apologize/

 

[mantzoukas]

- Don't miss this show -

I WILL NOT APOLOGIZE

What are you doing this friday night, June 21? Well, why not come out and see a special performance of I Will Not Apologize. This may be one of your last chances to catch the show Gethard called "the best show I have ever seen at the UCB." Read the below postings for other rave reviews of the show.


-Time Out NY
Don't miss..this two person sketch show. Teenage geekdom meets Streetcar Named Desire passion, a bikini line is horribly mangled, and writer-performers Jessica St. Clair and Jason Mantzoukas go to over-the-shirt second base. And dig that catchy, nightmarishly surreal opening video sequence."


I WILL NOT APOLOGIZE
Friday 6-21-02
8:00 pm
Upright Citizens Brigade Theatre
161 West 22nd Street, bet. 6th and 7th.
For reservations, call 212-366-9176

iwillnotapologize@yahoo.com


To see the music video from the dolls on our postcard go here:

http://www.hotlixx.com/site/extras/apologize/

 

[mantzoukas]

Friday Night - June 21 - 8pm

I WILL NOT APOLOGIZE
Friday 6-21-02
8:00 pm
Upright Citizens Brigade Theatre
161 West 22nd Street, bet. 6th and 7th.
For reservations, call 212-366-9176

iwillnotapologize@yahoo.com


To see the music video from the dolls on our postcard go here:

http://www.hotlixx.com/site/extras/apologize/

 

[mantzoukas]

Tue. July 2 - 8pm

This is our last scheduled show so please come out if you have not already and send anyone you know who hasn't seen it tomorrow night at 8 pm.


I WILL NOT APOLOGIZE
Tuesday - July 2 - 8:00 pm
Upright Citizens Brigade Theatre
161 West 22nd Street, bet. 6th and 7th.
For reservations, call 212-366-9176

-Time Out NY
Don't miss..this two person sketch show. Teenage geekdom meets Streetcar Named Desire passion, a bikini line is horribly mangled, and writer-performers Jessica St. Clair and Jason Mantzoukas go to over-the-shirt second base. And dig that catchy, nightmarishly surreal opening video sequence."


iwillnotapologize@yahoo.com


To see the music video from the dolls on our postcard go here:

http://www.hotlixx.com/site/extras/apologize/

 

[The Maestro]

The Watcher

I hope you reuse this character in the future. Twas my fav part of the show.

 

[mantzoukas]

I Will Not Apologize - ARS NOVA Theater - 7/23

This Tuesday night you are invited to a special showing of I Will Not Apologize, a Time Out NY Critics' Pick, at the ARS NOVA Theater._ If you have never seen the show,_ or even if you have, please come out and bring your friends and family. Please forward this message to anyone you think may enjoy watching the uncomfortable exploits of The Watcher and Missy Martin.

AUTOMATIC VAUDEVILLE presents:

I WILL NOT APOLOGIZE - Tuesday - July 23 - 8PM


"Don't miss...this two person sketch show. Teenage geekdom meets Streetcar Named Desire passion, a bikini line is horribly mangled, and writer-performers Jessica St. Clair and Jason Mantzoukas go to over-the-shirt second base. And dig that catchy, nightmarishly surreal opening video sequence."_- Time Out NY critics' pick



I WILL NOT APOLOGIZE
Tuesday, July 23th
8:00pm
Ars Nova Theater
511 West 54th Streeet
(Between 10th & 11th)

RESERVATIONS: (212) 977-1700

Tickets are $10 ($5 w/ student ID)

E-mail us at: iwillnotapologize@yahoo.com

Also watch the amazing music video starring the delightful dolls on our postcard here:
http://www.hotlixx.com/site/extras/apologize/

Afterwards stick around for a free show from one of New York's premiere improv groups, Littleman.

 

[mantzoukas]

tomorrow Night!

AUTOMATIC VAUDEVILLE presents:

I WILL NOT APOLOGIZE - Tuesday - July 23 - 8PM


"Don't miss...this two person sketch show. Teenage geekdom meets Streetcar Named Desire passion, a bikini line is horribly mangled, and writer-performers Jessica St. Clair and Jason Mantzoukas go to over-the-shirt second base. And dig that catchy, nightmarishly surreal opening video sequence."_- Time Out NY critics' pick



I WILL NOT APOLOGIZE
Tuesday, July 23th
8:00pm
Ars Nova Theater
511 West 54th Streeet
(Between 10th & 11th)

RESERVATIONS: (212) 977-1700

Tickets are $10 ($5 w/ student ID)

-Time Out NY
Don't miss..this two person sketch show. Teenage geekdom meets Streetcar Named Desire passion, a bikini line is horribly mangled, and writer-performers Jessica St. Clair and Jason Mantzoukas go to over-the-shirt second base. And dig that catchy, nightmarishly surreal opening video sequence." -

- Ian Roberts
Great show. Smart, funny, and tight. I thought the characters were great -- very specific and well-acted. I'm proud to have shows of this caliber at the theater.

- mullaney
Great show. Interesting characters. Fun situations. And very funny.

Posted by Ally McBile
I saw this show April 10th. It was really, really damned good. It was funny, but it was more than just funny. Poignant, disturbingly real, crazy. I loved it.

Posted by Mike Chizm
If you like comedy, personality, and gratuitous nudity. . .call me! If you live in new york, though, go see this show. . .it's wonderful

Posted by Bayne Gibby
This show is fantastic. Excellent writing, hilarious performances, totally unique. One of the best things I've seen at UCB. Is this getting extended?

Posted by The Truth
This is the best show, excellent writing and acting, see this.

Posted by Ari
The bar scene is one of the best sketches I've ever seen. This show is awesome and you should see it.

Posted by Betsy
This show is fabulous! Interesting characters, funny writing and great acting. See this show!

rainswept
if you haven't seen this show yet....make the time. it's fantastic. bring a tissue, you might actually weep at some point..either from laughter or heartbreak. see this show.

dethtron5000
Go see this show..very clever staging, very sympathetic characters, great acting...all around funny.



E-mail us at: iwillnotapologize@yahoo.com

Also watch the amazing music video starring the delightful dolls on our postcard here:
http://www.hotlixx.com/site/extras/apologize/

 

[mantzoukas]

I WILL NOT APOLOGIZE
Tuesday, July 23th
8:00pm
Ars Nova Theater
511 West 54th Streeet
(Between 10th & 11th)

RESERVATIONS: (212) 977-1700

Tickets are $10 ($5 w/ student ID)

 

[mantzoukas]

tonight

TONIGHT ONLY!!!!

I WILL NOT APOLOGIZE
Tuesday, July 23th
8:00pm
Ars Nova Theater
511 West 54th Streeet
(Between 10th & 11th)

RESERVATIONS: (212) 977-1700

Tickets are $10 ($5 w/ student ID)