I Will Not Aplogize - [nyc]

[mantzoukas]

A college freshmen who takes her bikini line into her own hands, a couple whose greatest aphrodisiac is their drunken son and a worn-out copy of The Big Chill -- there are plenty of people who would rather fight it out than work it out. Sorry is for the weak.

"I Will Not Apologize," is an original sketch comedy show written and performed by Peer Counselors (Jason Mantzoukas and Jessica St. Clair).

Wednesdays in March and April
9:30 pm
UCB Theater
161 west 22 (6th/7th)

212-366-9176

IWILLNOTAPOLOGIZE@YAHOO.COM

 

[mantzoukas]

1st show tonight!

This show opens tonight. . I would really like to see you there.
-jason

 

[mantzoukas]

tech help

We here at 'I Will Not Apologize' are wondering if there is anyone out there willing to help us out with some very, very simple tech tasks? No heavy lifting, mostly actions akin to advancing slides.
If you are drop us a note at the below address.

iwillnotapologize@yahoo.com

thanks

 

[DougMoe]

Somebody should totally help these guys out! C'mon!

Okay, what I really wanted to say is that this show is fantastic and you should all go see it. Very funny, smart comedy. It's a blast.

A great way to see it would be to do tech for them!

 

[mantzoukas]

Get ready

A college freshmen who takes her bikini line into her own hands, a couple whose greatest aphrodisiac is their drunken son and a orn-out copy of The Big Chill -- there are plenty of people who would rather fight it out than work it out. Sorry is for the weak.

"I Will Not Apologize," is an original sketch comedy show written and performed by Jason Mantzoukas and Jessica St. Clair.

Wednesdays in March and April
9:30 pm
UCB Theater
161 west 22 (6th/7th)

212-366-9176

 

[mantzoukas]

tonight

don't miss out. A treat for the whole family.

 

[dggoldst]

i give this show 5 stars, 5 broken bottles of booze, and 5 over-the-shirt second bases!

don't miss it!

 

[mullaney]

This show is awesome. It's a crime that you haven't seen it yet.

Yes, I'm looking at you. Why haven't you gone yet? That's not a good enough excuse. Do I have to call your parents and arrange a conference? Ok then. I'll see you there next week. And I expect a report about it, first thing Thursday morning. Don't roll your eyes at me.

 

[DJ Plan B]

Hell yeah

I agree with Mullaney, this show is awesome. I'd even go so far as to say it's the best two-person sketch show running at the UCB Theatre right now. Check it out!!

Brian

 

[mantzoukas]

best show you're not seeing

Those who have seen it, love it. Now its your turn to come out and see I will Not Apologize, the new sketch show from Jason Mantzoukas and Jessica St. Clair, both of Mother. Make your reservations now for the show this wednesday.

Are you coming to Talk Show? Stick around afterward and see what Doug Moe, Mullaney, dggolst and Dj Plan b are all raving about.

Thanks -
jason

iwillnotapologize@yahoo.com

 

[dggoldst]

They're like the next Nichols and May, and with better hair to boot!

See it!

Goldstein

P.S. Don't miss both of them kissing in the Commedia dell'High School showcase performance April 2nd at 9:30 @ UCB

 

[mantzoukas]

Make your reservations

Tomorrow, Wednesday at 9:30. I Will Not Apologize is going to change your life, forever.

 

[DJ Plan B]

yet again...

I can't say enough how great this show is. You need to get to know the Watcher... hell, he's watching you read this right now!

 

[mantzoukas]

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Reservations - 212-366-9176

 

[Eli]

Best show I've seen in a long while.
Great chemistry, great writing, fantastic characters, good times.
Definitely see it.

 

[Whines]

This show is incredible -- one of my favorite written shows I've seen at UCB. Thanks, Jason and Jessica for a great show.

 

[Deke1216]

See it twice, Jack! I did!

 

[youngcat]

This show, dare I say it, is on of, if not the, best two person sketch shows at the theater right now.

Seriously, it is touching, poignant, and hilarious. There wasn't a character in the show that didn't seem real, and full of complex emotional detail. Well acted, well written, and damn fine to watch.

Plus, to hear Jessica deliver the last line in the show is worth the price of admission alone.

 

[My Kickass Van]

My Kickass Van shortened our regular rehearsal and took a field trip to watch these two and learn "the comedy".

This show is SO varsity.

Go! You jackass!

 

[mantzoukas]

Still the best show you have not seen

Hey there friends,

Just a note to remind you that I Will Not Apologize, the new sketch show from Jason Mantzoukas and Jessica St. Clair, both of Mother, both of Commedia Dell'High School, is winning rave reviews from IRC folks like Doug Moe, Mullaney, dggolst and Dj Plan b, whines, deke1216, Youngcat, Eli, My Kick Ass Van. Come see what they are talking about.

Thanks -
jason

p.s. - if we made a limited # of T-shirts with the dolls card image and text on it would you want one? what if it cost 10$? Is that too much? Respond on this thread or at the e-mail below.

iwillnotapologize@yahoo.com