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Women of the IRC, help!

I need pants. Ones I can work, go out and prov in.

My requirements:
- black a must, other colors a plus
- low rise, but not so low your butt crack shows
- no droopy crotch and no camel toe
- fits well in the butt but not skin tight
- front pockets or none at all preferred (slash can make you look hippy)
- boot cut but not bell bottoms
- available in "ankle" (read: short people) length
- won't cost a small fortune

Do they exist?