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Over the past 19, almost 20 years of my life spent on social and cultural research, i've come to the conclusion that I am, by far, the coolest person alive.
I suppose i'm your stereotypical american, but only if you don't realize that i'm so much more than that... in which case you should be bludgeoned to death for your ignorance.
I'm not telling why I KNOW that i'm the coolest person alive all at once, because all that information at once would cause somebody to slip into an unbreakable state of shock, making them the equivalent of the Bush Administration... *ahem* ...vegetated, worthless, and forever confused. So... if you don't believe me (burn in hell... i've got your ticket), or if you're ready to bow down and worship he who is almighty, then read on.
I suppose i'm your stereotypical american, but only if you don't realize that i'm so much more than that... in which case you should be bludgeoned to death for your ignorance.
I'm not telling why I KNOW that i'm the coolest person alive all at once, because all that information at once would cause somebody to slip into an unbreakable state of shock, making them the equivalent of the Bush Administration... *ahem* ...vegetated, worthless, and forever confused. So... if you don't believe me (burn in hell... i've got your ticket), or if you're ready to bow down and worship he who is almighty, then read on.