I hate people who make journals, they seem to be saying "look at me!". I dunno :(
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Ali Davis is satan
I would like to say I knew nothing of ali davis before I came here. Hopefully that makes me more appealing. I know that in my short time here I have already developed a deep hatred for the people that joined due to ali davis' popularity. You know what they are thinking right? no? this is what they are thinking "I'm next! I'm so special! everyone will love my tales of crap and I will be a cyber-star", that is what they are thinking. What jerks? how dare they think that?!! I can't believe they just admitted to thinking that frankly.
I blame ali davis for being sort of talented.
No thats mean.... I blame jerks for being assholes.
I would like to say I knew nothing of ali davis before I came here. Hopefully that makes me more appealing. I know that in my short time here I have already developed a deep hatred for the people that joined due to ali davis' popularity. You know what they are thinking right? no? this is what they are thinking "I'm next! I'm so special! everyone will love my tales of crap and I will be a cyber-star", that is what they are thinking. What jerks? how dare they think that?!! I can't believe they just admitted to thinking that frankly.
I blame ali davis for being sort of talented.
No thats mean.... I blame jerks for being assholes.
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If you look deeply enough into anything it can look genius. Even things that flagrantly suck. You can imagine that maybe they are making fun of other things that suck in a similar way by saying "i'm like you and I suck". This is true for just about everything except for Dawson's creek. Nothing else has sucked like that show ever before. I hate the way they talk. Nobody talks like that! They all talk exactly the same too except for the one dark haired girl who talks exactly the same but with a smart-ass edge. I bet that show has one writer who acts like all those kids but secretly yearns to be cool like the dark haired girl. Man I hate that show. The other day I saw one where a "crim" was mugging the dark haired girl. Usually when a crim mugs someone its like "give me your money! I've got a gun bitch!" *money is handed over*. But not in dawson's creek. Of course the crim naturally had to chat for hours with dark haired girl and SHOCK .... he spoke exactly like all the other uppety kids. Even though he was a white trash crim. Our hero "brown haired girl" amazingly kept her cool throughout the whole ordeal. Never failing to have a witty retort to all his ramblings about his "tough life". Eventually he left(I was waiting for them to exchange phone numbers) and got hit by a car. she sat by his side untill the ambulance arrived.
I hate dawsons creek.
I hate dawsons creek.
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I can't stop touching these keys that are on my fridge. One key is red and one is green. I'll be wandering around my apartment, completely zoned out of reality and later on when I come back to normal I will notice the keys are gone off the fridge. Sometimes I find them in weird places but other times I don't have any idea where I put them. This really pisses off my dad and he has no idea why I keep doing it when he has told me not to. I don't either
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I love waterslides and different types of whales
If you believe in evolution, you have to agree that whales are pretty awesome. All animals are amazing and I don't think people really think about it very often. People seem to get caught up in people issues like politics and .... ummmm ... fashion. I think its pretty damn strange that there are all these weird creatures going about there business and alot of people don't even know/care about most of them. Like everyone would want to see what an alien looks like and learn about its habits and such if they could but as for a southern beaked whale they couldn't give a fuck. Ask the average person what their favorite whale is and they will say "i don't know ..... fuck ..ummm the killer whale ... maybe i don't know , leave me alone" I say to them "HA! the killer whale isn't even a whale you ass!it's a dolphin! How embarrasing for you!" and they will say "you're a fuckhead! I don't give a shit, can you PLEASE go away".
I seriously can't get enough of animals. My brain is filled with animal facts,tonnes of Television memories,a few real life memories, Love for the gta video game series, intense love for the Upright citizens brigade , a nicotine addiction, and thoughts of how fucking cool and strange earth-creatures are and how extrordinary it is that any of them even exist. I agree with you all that human's are intriguing but that is only 1 in a really big number i'm not sure of.
Pelicans are also really cool. Have you ever looked into a pelicans eyes? They have the most comically serious expressions on their faces. I'm pretty sure I can speak pelican but I think I only know an offensive term. I picked it up when watching a group of pelicans conversing, but they must have been having an argument because whenever I try to talk to pelicans they quickly look in the other direction. I'm not sure what that means but they always look nervous so I hope i'm not "coming out" in pelican. I remember when the pelican I stole the line off first said it, it caused quite a commotion amongst his group of friends, So I guess its something contraversial.
Oh my god the octapus is a freakin weird creature. If they weren't scattered through our books when we were children, there by making them familiar to us, I'm sure everyone would notice how cool they are. They are very intelligent too, I saw footage of one on the discovery channel. It would sneak out of its tank at night, crawl across the ground, climb up on a table, open a jar that had crabs in it, eat the crabs, go back to its tank. Thats obviously amazing! But guess what? that doesn't stop asians eating them ..... ALIVE! Thats right, I saw it on "max x". It makes me physically sick to my stomach. The "wacky" narrator didn't help by giving the octapai silly voices eg "aaaarrrr why are you eating my family!" . I guess I'm a racist for being disgusted at asia's disreguard for animal life.... whatever, I'm not a vegetarian or anything but asian's seem to find ways to put animals into as much pain as possible before eating them. Why do the octapai need to be alive? Its worse than murder if you ask me. Asian's have also figured out a way to scale, cook, and eat fish while while keeping them alive somehow. BRAVO! you dirty nazi's! They lure dolphins into shore and then hack them up with pick axes, and guess who are the main offenders in killing my good friends the whales? yeah... the asians. I heard a ridiculous argument one day "why save the whales? what have they ever done for us?" are you serious? with your logic I should launch harpoons into the spines of africa's starving children because they refuse to run errands for me.
Ok I understand how racist I look right now but I'm Talking about asia as a continent(or whatever it is) not individual asian people who may or may not get cheap thrills from bringing pain to the innocent. Think about it though ... who eats dogs? who have live snakes in their bottles of booze? who kill's whales? ... oh i said that one, anyway they do heaps of suspicious stuff over there and every individual animal tortured tears at my soul. I find it hard to care about unfortunate humans that much. When humans suffer, justice will usually be served or people will at least care. Plus humans have the reassuring ability to feel sorry for themselves and think "this totally sucks! I sure am getting the raw end of this deal ". I could go on and on about how much I hate people that hurt animals but it keeps me up at night as it is and its kind of depressing as you may now realise(unless you have a boner right now and in that case I so fucking hate you!)
I love fucking waterslides! Oh my god! all that slipping and sliding and good times. How can waterslides be so good? what is their story? "wet 'n' wild" is heaven, but I hope heaven's wet 'n' wild doesn't have so many people. God damn it waterslides rock! I like the dark ones where you can't really see whats going on but you just know your going really fast and then you hit the water and your all like "AGAIN!!!!!!"
If you believe in evolution, you have to agree that whales are pretty awesome. All animals are amazing and I don't think people really think about it very often. People seem to get caught up in people issues like politics and .... ummmm ... fashion. I think its pretty damn strange that there are all these weird creatures going about there business and alot of people don't even know/care about most of them. Like everyone would want to see what an alien looks like and learn about its habits and such if they could but as for a southern beaked whale they couldn't give a fuck. Ask the average person what their favorite whale is and they will say "i don't know ..... fuck ..ummm the killer whale ... maybe i don't know , leave me alone" I say to them "HA! the killer whale isn't even a whale you ass!it's a dolphin! How embarrasing for you!" and they will say "you're a fuckhead! I don't give a shit, can you PLEASE go away".
I seriously can't get enough of animals. My brain is filled with animal facts,tonnes of Television memories,a few real life memories, Love for the gta video game series, intense love for the Upright citizens brigade , a nicotine addiction, and thoughts of how fucking cool and strange earth-creatures are and how extrordinary it is that any of them even exist. I agree with you all that human's are intriguing but that is only 1 in a really big number i'm not sure of.
Pelicans are also really cool. Have you ever looked into a pelicans eyes? They have the most comically serious expressions on their faces. I'm pretty sure I can speak pelican but I think I only know an offensive term. I picked it up when watching a group of pelicans conversing, but they must have been having an argument because whenever I try to talk to pelicans they quickly look in the other direction. I'm not sure what that means but they always look nervous so I hope i'm not "coming out" in pelican. I remember when the pelican I stole the line off first said it, it caused quite a commotion amongst his group of friends, So I guess its something contraversial.
Oh my god the octapus is a freakin weird creature. If they weren't scattered through our books when we were children, there by making them familiar to us, I'm sure everyone would notice how cool they are. They are very intelligent too, I saw footage of one on the discovery channel. It would sneak out of its tank at night, crawl across the ground, climb up on a table, open a jar that had crabs in it, eat the crabs, go back to its tank. Thats obviously amazing! But guess what? that doesn't stop asians eating them ..... ALIVE!
Thats right, I saw it on "max x". It makes me physically sick to my stomach. The "wacky" narrator didn't help by giving the octapai silly voices eg "aaaarrrr why are you eating my family!" . I guess I'm a racist for being disgusted at asia's disreguard for animal life.... whatever, I'm not a vegetarian or anything but asian's seem to find ways to put animals into as much pain as possible before eating them. Why do the octapai need to be alive? Its worse than murder if you ask me. Asian's have also figured out a way to scale, cook, and eat fish while while keeping them alive somehow. BRAVO! you dirty nazi's! They lure dolphins into shore and then hack them up with pick axes, and guess who are the main offenders in killing my good friends the whales? yeah... the asians. I heard a ridiculous argument one day "why save the whales? what have they ever done for us?" are you serious? with your logic I should launch harpoons into the spines of africa's starving children because they refuse to run errands for me. Ok I understand how racist I look right now but I'm Talking about asia as a continent(or whatever it is) not individual asian people who may or may not get cheap thrills from bringing pain to the innocent. Think about it though ... who eats dogs? who have live snakes in their bottles of booze? who kill's whales? ... oh i said that one, anyway they do heaps of suspicious stuff over there and every individual animal tortured tears at my soul. I find it hard to care about unfortunate humans that much. When humans suffer, justice will usually be served or people will at least care. Plus humans have the reassuring ability to feel sorry for themselves and think "this totally sucks! I sure am getting the raw end of this deal ". I could go on and on about how much I hate people that hurt animals but it keeps me up at night as it is and its kind of depressing as you may now realise(unless you have a boner right now and in that case I so fucking hate you!)
I love fucking waterslides! Oh my god! all that slipping and sliding and good times. How can waterslides be so good? what is their story? "wet 'n' wild" is heaven, but I hope heaven's wet 'n' wild doesn't have so many people. God damn it waterslides rock! I like the dark ones where you can't really see whats going on but you just know your going really fast and then you hit the water and your all like "AGAIN!!!!!!"
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I became what I hate but then I flattened my hair
I have been shaving my head for the past year or so because I don't want to be one of those people that "express themselves" through their haircut. I've let it grow out a bit lately because I'm lazy. I thought everything was fine untill I got out of the shower and noticed my hair was "spiky" I frantically flattened it but it gave me a fright. What if next time I get out of the shower there is a pair of sunglasses on the top of my head? Or I'm wearing a PornStar tm T-shirt? I don't want to think about it. :nervous:
I have been shaving my head for the past year or so because I don't want to be one of those people that "express themselves" through their haircut. I've let it grow out a bit lately because I'm lazy. I thought everything was fine untill I got out of the shower and noticed my hair was "spiky"
I frantically flattened it but it gave me a fright. What if next time I get out of the shower there is a pair of sunglasses on the top of my head? Or I'm wearing a PornStar tm T-shirt? I don't want to think about it. :nervous:
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I don't really hate people that make journals see the irony of the title? Its funny coz the title of my JOURNAL is "I hate people who make journals" aaaaaahahahahahaha get it? hahahahahahahaha ................. sometimes I get really depressed.
I live in australia ... I am an australian Some people on this message board have no friends at all , but alot of you have many friends who you share common interests with not to mention good times. I have friends but I do not share common interests with them and good times are infrequent at best. Ok we might play basketball together and we might enjoy video games but none of them share my love for the ucb(the tv show). None of them even tolerate it. I have to watch my episodes all by myself and laugh by myself and discuss episodes with myself. (If anyone has tried to discuss tv with themselves they will know how dirty it can make you feel). The fact that none of my friends like the ucb wouldn't be so bad if I could even feign interest in anything else. The sad truth is that those 30 episodes of genius ARE my life. I like other shows like conan o'brien, strangers with candy, MrShow, degrassi junior high, real sex , the naked news,etc but not in the same way as the ucb and I honestly don't know anyone that is interested in any of those shows or Tv in general anyway. Sure everyone loves the simpsons and I know one guy who is pretty keen on "jackass" but I yearn for more.
I did meet one guy who had heard of the ucb. One night at a night-club a drunken guy said "oh yeah! I seen that! Like that guy with the big dick 'n' shit right?" I said "yeah" and he said "yeah that shit was funny! His dick was so fuckin big!" I was really excited at first but as the conversation continued I started to realise that this guy was actually mentally handicapped, not downs syndrome or anything but unmistakeable retardation. This made me ask myself "am I analyzing this show way to much? are my friends right? is the ucb just stupid?"
not really, it was more like this "whatever everyone's wrong accept me! that retard didn't really like the ucb he just likes big dicks! I'm so right about everything!"
Then I got the internet How glorious it was learning that I was not only not-alone , but that most of the fans are super-informed, super-genius's with better skills than me at explaining why it is so good and therefore confirming my beliefs that the ucb is not only the best tv show ever, but also the most greatest thing ... EVER!.
But whoa is me I have this disorder that makes it physically impossible for me to partake in things that I am not interested in. This rules out any form of employment available in australia for me. I am doomed to be a bum forever. ........... sometimes I get really depressed
see the irony of the title? Its funny coz the title of my JOURNAL is "I hate people who make journals" aaaaaahahahahahaha get it? hahahahahahahaha ................. sometimes I get really depressed.I live in australia ... I am an australian
Some people on this message board have no friends at all , but alot of you have many friends who you share common interests with not to mention good times. I have friends but I do not share common interests with them and good times are infrequent at best. Ok we might play basketball together and we might enjoy video games but none of them share my love for the ucb(the tv show). None of them even tolerate it. I have to watch my episodes all by myself and laugh by myself and discuss episodes with myself. (If anyone has tried to discuss tv with themselves they will know how dirty it can make you feel). The fact that none of my friends like the ucb wouldn't be so bad if I could even feign interest in anything else. The sad truth is that those 30 episodes of genius ARE my life. I like other shows like conan o'brien, strangers with candy, MrShow, degrassi junior high, real sex , the naked news,etc but not in the same way as the ucb and I honestly don't know anyone that is interested in any of those shows or Tv in general anyway. Sure everyone loves the simpsons and I know one guy who is pretty keen on "jackass" but I yearn for more.I did meet one guy who had heard of the ucb. One night at a night-club a drunken guy said "oh yeah! I seen that! Like that guy with the big dick 'n' shit right?" I said "yeah" and he said "yeah that shit was funny! His dick was so fuckin big!" I was really excited at first but as the conversation continued I started to realise that this guy was actually mentally handicapped, not downs syndrome or anything but unmistakeable retardation. This made me ask myself "am I analyzing this show way to much? are my friends right? is the ucb just stupid?"
not really, it was more like this "whatever everyone's wrong accept me! that retard didn't really like the ucb he just likes big dicks! I'm so right about everything!" Then I got the internet
How glorious it was learning that I was not only not-alone , but that most of the fans are super-informed, super-genius's with better skills than me at explaining why it is so good and therefore confirming my beliefs that the ucb is not only the best tv show ever, but also the most greatest thing ... EVER!.But whoa is me
I have this disorder that makes it physically impossible for me to partake in things that I am not interested in. This rules out any form of employment available in australia for me. I am doomed to be a bum forever. ........... sometimes I get really depressed