how was your new years

[crazygal]

How was your new years? i scarred my little cousins for life by telling them my rings could make me fly, turn invisible, and into a warewolf. i also told them that i killed my vampire boyfriend and that a gypsy helped me and we also killed a zombie. i work with puppets and told them that the puppets were lost souls who disobeyed the gypsy and now they are in my possession and i make them talk. i know it sounds bad but i am outnumbered by like 10 little kids under age 8, i have a huge extended family. and most are biys. when they arn't fighting they are trying to stick their fingers in light sockets. then i got drunk and complained about a moron i used to date. and then i drank some more. and now i'm hung over and look like a zombie myself. so, how was your new years