How to Play Air Bag ball

[rixtyseven]

Air Bag Ball:

1. Take a grocery plastic bag and squeeze the top between your thumb and forefinger

2. blow into it till it's full of air

3. Twist the top until no air is coming out of the bag ( you can let air out and twist it more if you want a smaller air bag ball, mine is a little bigger than a baseball)

4. Fold the top over and tape it to the side of the bag (you can use any tape. I used scotch tape because thats what we have here at work)

5. Try to keep the air bag ball in the air by hitting it with your palms. Because the air bag ball is lopsided (due to the top being taped to its side) it will move all around making it difficult to keep it in the air.

6. Try to beat your best time

7. The game ends when you start crying over your sad, lonely existence.

my best time is 43 seconds

 

[BillyP]

OR . . .

1. Take piano lessons and become a virtuoso concert pianist.

2. Start a local meetup.com group for survivors of car accidents whose lives were saved by airbags.

3. Convince everyone in the group that the best way to cope with their common traumatic experience is not by reliving the horror of a car crash and talking about it over and over. Suggest that, instead, they should have some kind of event to celebrate everyone's survival. Like, perhaps even a ball.

4. Offer your services as a concert pianist to entertain at the ball.

5. Play at the air bag ball. You can make grunting noises like Glenn Gould while you do so.

6. Start crying over your sad, lonely existence.